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dh
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posted 12-21-2000 02:44 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
richbo, send more words!

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 02:44 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh- and FrederickCleveland-
DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB-!!!

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Pinorpala
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posted 12-21-2000 02:45 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
richbo, you're back!

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frederickcleveland
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posted 12-21-2000 02:45 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't work.

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 02:47 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh and i have the one i'm going to dedicate to Isabel - but i have to find the updated version and unfortunately it's not with my usual riff raff- i may have to go off-line to go scrounge around for it- i saw it recently, but i'm living out of boxes right now, so obviously...

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Pinorpala
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posted 12-21-2000 02:52 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i feel like i'm in some weird movie where i'm a ghost and people are calling my name but they don't see me and i jump up and down Here i am! Here i am! but they don't know i'm there, adn then i go back and look adn see things i never saw before were they always there? will i never know? is it honest to edit? forced forgetfulness and i'm confused.

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 02:53 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Okay- here's a little ditty for dh-

"Radiation"

(since were all staring at computer monitors at this moment-)

RADIATION

Radiation reigns in our veins
It rains &
It rains
& it reigns in our veins-

(short and to the point- )
chew on that Dr. Seuss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Grinch", my ass...!

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Pinorpala
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posted 12-21-2000 02:55 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by richbo:
PINORPALA!!! WHERE ARE YOU-?

Here i am! Here i am!

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 02:59 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here you are?
OH THERE YOU ARE!

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hippie
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posted 12-21-2000 03:01 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
how do you know i have hair?????

ophilia

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 03:10 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Becuz i told YOU TO GET A HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU HIPPIE-!!!!!

[This message has been edited by richbo (edited 12-21-2000).]

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 03:26 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"After many a happy year, in one
Briefest moment a man will mourn & repine;
Another is of famous lofty line
And in a moment all his glory gone
No changeful thing under the sun's so fine
Death will not master and bring it down."
(Michelangelo)

"O wretched mortals, do not any more
Put trustfulness of yours in fickle fate
Which clips the wings of man in highest flight
Turning them in an instant
Brown to white.
There's nothing stable underneath the moon
And since we must live long with many woes
And weal so fragile & so rarely found
Happy is he whose life is ended soon."
(Michelangelo)

"Time marches on & measures out the hours
Of this life, a poisonous bitter day
It is a scythe & we our life the hay
Faith is short lived and beauty does not last-" (written in a.d. 1521)
(Michelangelo)

So the lesson is- if this is the way one of the greatest artists ever to have walked the face of the earth felt, then we are all indeed in great company when we feel depressed-
Just a thought to shine on!

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hippie
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posted 12-21-2000 03:28 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
whats up with rains, rains, rains?
that kinda sucks. im ganna go smoke.

hippie

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Pinorpala
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posted 12-21-2000 03:31 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hehe

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 03:33 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's a brain teaser for all you "Plato" types (or is it "Play-Doh"?)

"If it is the future, then the past is the present"

Or-

"If it is the future- then the present is in the past"

Which be it?

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 03:37 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's another example of the existence of DUALITY:

"tis better to love no one, than to love someone untrue-"

(meaning both: that you shouldn't love someone if your love for them isn't real. BUT-
It also means- do not love someone who is not going to TRULY love you equally)
LOL

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 03:40 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh yeah- & Hippie- it's not just "rains" it's also "reigns" do you not know the definition of the word "Reign"? Dude youMUST be stoned-
oh yeah-
AND GET A HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Unlistedboy
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posted 12-21-2000 03:41 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey...I hear this is the place to come to get some poontang.

-boy

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Pinorpala
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posted 12-21-2000 03:44 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
if it is the future then the present is now

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hippie
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posted 12-21-2000 03:57 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
yes i know the diffinition of "reign"but either way it still sucks.sorry man, and no i am not a dude but i am a little stoned. hehe. your other stuff was interesting it sounds like you have a lot of baggage and from your other stuff it seems you hold on to tight to your past as well as the present
sometimes you have to remember to breathe.

ophilia

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Unlistedboy
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posted 12-21-2000 04:00 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So you don't want a fish sandwich?

-boy

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 04:04 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i'll let you breathe FOR me- after all i'm the one who holds the beer-
Hey Unlistedboy long time no poontang-eh?
And i'm pretty sure it's "Puntang"

And Hippie yes- all this shit may come from pain heartache and the past but if you read what i wrote about Michelangelo, i think i'm in a pretty good boat with no intention on getting out of it now-

NOW GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hippie
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posted 12-21-2000 04:05 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i think i do feel like a sandwich, how about you?
hippie

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once
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posted 12-21-2000 04:06 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
[QUOTE]Originally posted by richbo:
[B]Here's a brain teaser for all you "Plato" types (or is it "Play-Doh"?)

"If it is the future, then the past is the present"

Or-

"If it is the future- then the present is in the past"

Which be it?

i believe we live in our past,but of couse it's the present...but that has passed also and now is the future...you see - our minds,haert and soul dwell in each but not the other...do you understand?

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Unlistedboy
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posted 12-21-2000 04:09 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know...Unlistedboy can't spell for dyck.

Now pass me the schlitz malt liquor...I'm looking to get all schlitzed up.

-boy

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 04:15 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hippie-
Don't take my posts too seriously- it's just that when you showed up in this place calling yourself "hippie", i had to laugh- i was remembering "The Simpsons" episode, where Homer bought this expensive hair tonic and within one night he had ALL THIS HAIR! So he goes running thru the streets yelling "I HAVE HAIR! I HAVE HAIR!"
and these two old geezers sitting outside their porch yell back:
"GET A HAIRCUT- YA' HIPPIE!!!"
Made me hit my head on the keyboard and spill my beer. (actually i'm out, so's i'm gonna go get some more)
Oh and to Once-
that's pretty intense. i'm always eager for new material and email so if any of ya wanna join my fan club the address is:
richboinc@hotmail.com

(and no, it's not pronounced "RICH Boink"!
It's pronounced "Richbo Inc." as in Incorporated)
ciao!

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 04:20 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Isabel- i'm still gonna get that poem dedicated to ya! hang with me baby-!

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richbo
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posted 12-21-2000 05:48 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i can't find it- If I EVER DO find it, i will regurgitate this post from its grave and hook a car battery and some jumper cables to it and jack it up- (i just KNOW i've seen it around! Like less than a week ago-!)

It's called "ROMEO & MARYJANE"
it's a two minute "play" kind of thing-
anywhoo- i'm back from the store with fresh beer- so i think i'll go have a cigarette.
Will write some more stuff in here soon-

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tempe2
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posted 12-21-2000 09:00 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Beer & Food
Tony Danza must pay

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dh
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posted 12-21-2000 10:49 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's a bumping moment.

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Lansky
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posted 12-21-2000 10:55 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Angst? Angst? I? I? I don't even HAVE any cigarettes facryinoutloud or I'd be smoking like Bill Hicks at an AA meeting.

"If I was on my knees you'd have a good view of my skull." --Robyn Hitchcock

Angst? Lemmetellyabout ANGST. Angst means having to work downtown surrounded by yuppies who would just as soon step on your face as look at you. I'm hobbling off the bus and they push me aside, cane and all. Same with elevators. I'd like to line up every yuppie on earth and let them take turns being Meyer Lansky II for one day and then they would all FUCK OFF.

Lemmetellyabout ANGST. Oh... don't even get me started. I gotta go find a cigarette.

Wow I'm starting to feel better. What a great thread. Now if only I had a punching bag. Where is JamesR when you need it?

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Unlistedboy
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posted 12-22-2000 11:00 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm stll waiting. Where is my Schlitz malt liquor?

-boy

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richbo
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posted 12-23-2000 03:43 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I AM NOT DEAD. Despite mass media public opinion. Unlistedboy- your schlitz is coming (or GOING, i can't remember which). Anyway, i gotta go- i'm at work and am not allowed to have sex with the computer anymore (my supervisor is trying to put "castration" back into the Reg's as SOP).
i wrote a new poem last night, but seeing as my supervisor is searching for a clean scalpel at this moment, i will drag this bogus thread from the past later and let you in on the new deal. Happy Holidays, everyone-
-peace
richbo

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JulieMallen
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posted 12-23-2000 03:58 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
bumperooie~
;-)

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richbo
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posted 12-24-2000 12:52 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OOps! i bumped my beer off the floor and now i can't stand up!!!
Just kidding, my beer is very much alive and well and swimming in my brain at this unusual moment. i'll post that new poem just as soon as i figure out what my legs were created for again-!

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Unlistedboy
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posted 12-24-2000 12:19 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's to getting drunk on Eggnog tonight.

-boy

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richbo
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posted 12-24-2000 02:55 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Okay, here's a New poem-

Oh, wounded soul-!
How scorched by life-
How far you have taken me
How desperate you are
How far i've come
How POISONOUS you are to me
I- in desperate mode-
You've shapened me
How much I've lost
How much I've owed-
I am lost to there-
I have become-
Gone...

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jkelley
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posted 12-24-2000 02:59 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Eggnog ! Eggnog ! Eggnog ! Wooohooooooo!!!

Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh......I don't feel so good. I am a loose cannon on the deck of Project Greenlight...................

quote:
Originally posted by Unlistedboy:
Here's to getting drunk on Eggnog tonight.

-boy


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Lansky
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posted 12-24-2000 03:37 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Take the rosebush from my hair.
Shake loose all them little thorns.
What's the sprinkler doin' on
so damn early in the morn?
Crawlin' home at 5 AM.
Lord, this pavement sure is hard.
I guess I drank too much again.
Help me make it through the yard..."
--Pinkard and Bowden

That one was for all you hip hop drunkies on Xmas Eve. : ) Cheers.

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richbo
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posted 12-24-2000 11:50 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lansky- Did i tell you how dear you are to me?
(yes, it rhymes- it was supposed to!)

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