BEN...I nailed the cover of GQ as a result of the 250!

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bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 02:31 PM I know it's probably bad form to brag, but... IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 02:32 PM ...working on evening out my tan for the next shoot, but don't I have hot nipples? IP: Logged
JulieMallen Member	posted 12-28-2000 02:36 PM That chest does not belong to you! Give it back!!! FMA get em! < LOl ;-) IP: Logged
TinaRM Member	posted 12-28-2000 02:41 PM LOL! That is soooo funny! I thought I recognized that little hair line thing I was talking about in another thread. Damn! Tina IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-28-2000 02:57 PM NICE abs! Oh boy, fun with photoshop could mean fun things ahead for the next mack daddy episode... IP: Logged
Chinle Member	posted 12-28-2000 03:13 PM Damn your fine !!! Mmmmm good IP: Logged
SketchyOne Member	posted 12-28-2000 03:18 PM I think peeps are missing the most humerous point.....that is BEN'S BOD. lol IP: Logged
TinaRM Member	posted 12-28-2000 03:22 PM Oh I got it! I definitely got it! Tina IP: Logged
jajdavid Member	posted 12-28-2000 03:44 PM Can't say I recognized the body, but still damn funny. IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 04:35 PM quote: Originally posted by Moira1: NICE abs! Oh boy, fun with photoshop could mean fun things ahead for the next mack daddy episode... Moira1 - I'm seeing you all over the place today. IP: Logged
Santa Member	posted 12-28-2000 04:42 PM Too great. Good luck Bit! IP: Logged
Chinle Member	posted 12-28-2000 04:53 PM Like I wouldn't recognize this body! in a bag in a box in a sock or a rock LOLOL Bitt this is great wallpaper baby! You deserve your spot in the Top 250 for your creative genius alone, but those abs don't hurt! IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 06:35 PM Hey Ben...(chuckles to himself)...remember when we did Armageddon together? Man, that was a blast! Remember how I had trouble getting the helmet on because of my big ole head? Hey Ben, tell 'em what the asteroid was made of. You'll never believe this guys.... IP: Logged
jkelley Member	posted 12-28-2000 06:51 PM Um, why are there dapples of sunlight on bittrich's hair, in the same exact places, in both pictures, HMMMMMMMM ? And I doubt that there was any sun shining in the studios of GQ. Didn't I see you on the grassy knoll ? I smell a conspiracy...."Front, back and to the left....front, back and to the left......" Actually bittrich you're very cute ! IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 07:18 PM quote: Originally posted by jkelley: Um, why are there dapples of sunlight on bittrich's hair, in the same exact places, in both pictures, HMMMMMMMM ? And I doubt that there was any sun shining in the studios of GQ. Didn't I see you on the grassy knoll ? I smell a conspiracy...."Front, back and to the left....front, back and to the left......" Actually bittrich you're very cute ! That's because I take my lighting guy EVERYWHERE. I'm obsessed about being well lit. His name is Mack, and he knows exactly what to do when I snap my fingers and shout, "Mack, I need my 'special.'" I don't know what he puts on that light...some sort of midnight blue gel that makes my hair shimmer like wet seal fur. I made him sign a confidentiality clause. He can't talk to ANYBODY about my big old head. Yep, my Macky. He's been with me for 10 years now. IP: Logged
AsRiaL Member	posted 12-28-2000 07:24 PM hahahahahahaha snort hahahahahahaha IP: Logged
quetee Member	posted 12-28-2000 07:27 PM please dont tease me, i love that GQ pic. and believe me when I say this, I have a thing for flight suits. Dont ask....... IP: Logged
JulieMallen Member	posted 12-28-2000 07:31 PM You know what really scares me??? I have only seen one picture of Ben showing his ab's and I actually reconized his bod! Now that is just not me! That scared the *hit out of me! ( I am working on my language! ;-) < LOl IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 08:52 PM quote: Originally posted by quetee: please dont tease me, i love that GQ pic. and believe me when I say this, I have a thing for flight suits. Dont ask....... quetee, what's the deal with you and flight suits? IP: Logged
trawma Member	posted 12-28-2000 09:01 PM Bittrich, thank you. I really needed a good laugh, and your thread has given me that and more. Hell, I'm blowing snot bubbles here, I'm laughing so hard. Beautiful! Kris IP: Logged
Chinle Member	posted 12-28-2000 09:08 PM quote: Originally posted by trawma: Bittrich, thank you. I really needed a good laugh, and your thread has given me that and more. Hell, I'm blowing snot bubbles here, I'm laughing so hard. Beautiful! Kris Oh Yeaaaaaahhhh Baby Me too - snotbubblecity And QT You know, right, that you gotta explain the flight suit comment?!! As a sometime pilot I'd love to hear this IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 09:20 PM quote: Originally posted by trawma: Hell, I'm blowing snot bubbles here, I'm laughing so hard. Got an image... ...can almost reach out an touch the snot. IP: Logged
Chinle Member	posted 12-28-2000 09:22 PM NO BITTRICH NO! IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 09:26 PM quote: Originally posted by Chinle: NO BITTRICH NO! And you thought the explosions in the asteroid movie were far out... IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 09:50 PM Man, Ben, I can't believe you nailed Shakespeare in Love over me. I was so right, man! I even wore a codpiece to the audition! AUDITION PHOTO: IP: Logged
Chinle Member	posted 12-28-2000 09:53 PM Goddamn you I just fell off my chair and spilled my drink on the keyboard! RAOTF LOL IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 10:04 PM I did my Malvolio from TWELFTH NIGHT monologue...wore the yellow stockings, cross-gartered and everything. "be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and somehave greatness thrust upon 'em" And you waltzed right in there to that audition room, holding hands with you know who, and all my dreams of playing Ned Alleyn were dashed. Anybody want to buy a slightly used codpiece? IP: Logged
BenAffleck Member	posted 12-28-2000 10:13 PM You have good taste in the movies you choose. I wonder why it is you are underappreciated? You are obviously a multi-faceted talent... Stomach still look like that? -B PS. I liked your video--was that pecan real? IP: Logged
queenie Member	posted 12-28-2000 10:15 PM I fully endorse Bittrich as a good candidate for the Top 30. He's been a good friend and helluva funny guy all along. So there. IP: Logged
trawma Member	posted 12-28-2000 10:17 PM quote: Originally posted by bittrich: Got an image... ...can almost reach out an touch the snot. Hey, kid--hands off the boogers. Kris IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 10:18 PM Well, I rebounded well enough. Them's the breaks, eh? I ended up booking that thing that you didn't get (or maybe you turned it down???)...one of the guys who shows his ass in BRAVEHEART. The audition was a little...I dunno...embarrassing I guess. They made me show my ass, and I had underwear with words on them. You know, something really dumb like "home of the whopper." Jeez, I didn't see that coming. That ever happen to you? [This message has been edited by bittrich (edited 12-28-2000).] IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 10:27 PM quote: Originally posted by BenAffleck: You have good taste in the movies you choose. I wonder why it is you are underappreciated? You are obviously a multi-faceted talent... Stomach still look like that? -B PS. I liked your video--was that pecan real? My stomach hasn't been the same since the kid. I guess I should stop using that excuse since my wife did all the hard stuff. Ha, ha, the pecan gets the tourists everytime! Er...yes, Ben, it's real. Oh, yeah. IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 10:43 PM Just a little piece of paradise. Where I grew up: http://www.seguin.net/truwomen.html IP: Logged
Chinle Member	posted 12-28-2000 11:04 PM BITT thx for this thread you are funny and great Chinle on an unusual serious note IP: Logged
quetee Member	posted 12-28-2000 11:05 PM i just love seeing a guy in a flight suit. I find it sexy. I know it sounds stupid, but i do. quote: Originally posted by bittrich: quetee, what's the deal with you and flight suits? IP: Logged
quetee Member	posted 12-28-2000 11:06 PM i see that i missed ben again, i guess i should go rot somewhere..... IP: Logged
Chinle Member	posted 12-28-2000 11:07 PM quote: Originally posted by quetee: i just love seeing a guy in a flight suit. I find it sexy. I know it sounds stupid, but i do. Come on there's more to it than that You're holding out on us QT! IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 11:10 PM quote: Originally posted by queenie: I fully endorse Bittrich as a good candidate for the Top 30. He's been a good friend and helluva funny guy all along. So there. And you know queenie, I'd wholeheartedly return the endorsement (you know I LUV ya), but... ...I'm awaiting a certain package wrapped in plain brown paper marked "OFFICE SUPPLIES" containing a certain alleged "alternate" bio video. Sure, some say it doesn't exist, but it's out there. Like the Pamela Anderson tapes. IP: Logged
queenie Member	posted 12-28-2000 11:13 PM quote: Originally posted by bittrich: And you know queenie, I'd wholeheartedly return the endorsement (you know I LUV ya), but... ...I'm awaiting a certain package wrapped in plain brown paper marked "OFFICE SUPPLIES" containing a certain alleged "alternate" bio video. Sure, some say it doesn't exist, but it's out there. Like the Pamela Anderson tapes. I always wanted to be an urban legend! IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-28-2000 11:37 PM quote: Originally posted by Chinle: BITT thx for this thread you are funny and great Happy to please, Chinle... ...hell, downright EAGER to please... ...I guess that's why my stint as a media darling started taking a decidedly downward spiral... ...but we'll have time for THAT installment tomorrow. I must to bed. 'Night from NYC. IP: Logged

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