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sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:23 PM Ber, I'm willing to share! IP: Logged
Berethrof Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:26 PM quote: Originally posted by trawma: Let me help you out here--I mean this in the nicest way-- You are being played. Flat out. IF she actually did vomit blood, she needs to be in a hospital NOW. Not tomorrow, not later, NOW. Gastric bleeding to the point of "blood on her mouth" can be indicative of a perforated stomach wall. This can be deadly--peritonitis, sepsis--we're talking fatal. So IF she really is bleeding, she's in bad trouble. Stop letting her play you. You're not helping her by fluttering around her and screwing up your own life. You're encouraging her to manipulate you and hurt herself. If YOU believe that she really is bleeding, take her to the hospital or call an ambulance. Period. Kris At one time, Psycho Be-Atch (the girl I spoke about earlier, in case anyone's interested), kept me on the phone for about two hours, telling me how she had OD'd on pills, this and that... I kept her on while I called 911, trying to keep her "awake"... needless to say, she was playing me, badly... later on, she even laughed at my face, saying how gullible I was, how could she think she'd evern OD on pills? How stupid of me, to want to help a friend. Oh, well. Didn't take me long to get the hell out. -Ber IP: Logged
ARTRA Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:27 PM You girls asked a serious question about weight, but you're so busy talking that you don't hear the answers. - Tom - IP: Logged
Berethrof Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:27 PM quote: Originally posted by sweetmelliemel: Ber, I'm willing to share! At the same time? wink wink -Ber IP: Logged
sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:27 PM I have to get back to work ! UGH! Actso, go to the bash and have a good time. That's an order. I expect a full report, and it better not have anything in it about your friend fainting, or trips to the ER. Have fun everybody talk to you later. IP: Logged
sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:29 PM Before I go Ber, don't tempt me! wink wink. IP: Logged
actsoblonde Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:29 PM Um, well, you were right, Falcon. When Clint got here a few minutes ago we started to leave. Right before we left (we were walking out my apartment door), my friend faints, or PRETENDS to faint. Clint told me we should probably take her to the hospital. He started to carry her out to the car, but all of the sudden she wakes up. Jeez, that was a coincendience wasn't it? (I'm being sarcastic). "We're taking you to the hospital." Clint says. "NO!" my friend screams, and moves away from him. Clint just gave her an odd look. "Okay. Jeez, calm down." Clint says. So right now, we're waiting on my friend to get ready to go. Talk to y'all tomorrow with an update--or later tonight. IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:29 PM quote: Originally posted by ARTRA: You girls asked a serious question about weight, but you're so busy talking that you don't hear the answers. - Tom - Yes, Artra, we girls get it. You're willing to date any hardbody genius who happens to be available. Thanks for the info. IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:30 PM quote: Originally posted by Berethrof: At the same time? wink wink -Ber Oh god, stop it!!! (married... I'm married... what a time to be married.) IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:32 PM quote: Originally posted by actsoblonde: Um, well, you were right, Falcon. When Clint got here a few minutes ago we started to leave. Right before we left (we were walking out my apartment door), my friend faints, or PRETENDS to faint. Clint told me we should probably take her to the hospital. He started to carry her out to the car, but all of the sudden she wakes up. Jeez, that was a coincendience wasn't it? (I'm being sarcastic). "We're taking you to the hospital." Clint says. "NO!" my friend screams, and moves away from him. Clint just gave her an odd look. "Okay. Jeez, calm down." Clint says. So right now, we're waiting on my friend to get ready to go. Talk to y'all tomorrow with an update--or later tonight. Enjoy your party. Congrats on your engagement. Get ready for more dramatics. Make sure she's next to food all night. This should be good!!! Again, congrats! IP: Logged
trawma Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:35 PM quote: Originally posted by ARTRA: You girls asked a serious question about weight, but you're so busy talking that you don't hear the answers. - Tom - Oh, hun, I heard you. I was just so put off by your "answer" that I chose not to respond. . You really don't see why you got no responses? Kris IP: Logged
cmclippe Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:38 PM quote: Originally posted by Falcon: Well, actually Clippe saw me first. Haha! Damn straight I did. And did you call me a "little minx"? No. IP: Logged
Berethrof Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:44 PM quote: Originally posted by Falcon: Oh god, stop it!!! (married... I'm married... what a time to be married.) Well, I'm engaged to be married... but our wives don't have to know. Unless they also want in... -Ber IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:47 PM quote: Originally posted by cmclippe: Damn straight I did. And did you call me a "little minx"? No. Hahaha!!! Oh my... I guess if I'm going to have a secret double fantasy life on the internet, it may as well involve a gay lover. The tabloids love that sort of thing. Actually, what am I saying... where are those two women, again... ladies? Ahem, ladies? Oh, the hell with it... how's about we all find the biggest tarp and gallon jug of Mazola we can get our hands on! Everybody's invited!!! Ber, his fiancee, Mel, Asrial, Clippe, Soblonde and her fiancee... Just not that drama queen and her white trash boyfriend. Shoot, even you can come along, Artra. Maybe you'll find the hardbody of your dreams. Just stay away from the 5'8" pregnant one with a wedding ring on... she's mine. (I think I hear the loud clicking sound of several women being turned off by my perverse sense of humor.) So, Kris and Lady, whaddaya say? You impress me as too classy for this sort of thing, which means it's even MORE important that you show up. Well, here's the answer: weight matters because if you're too heavy you might poke holes in the tarp. So, if you're heavy, make sure you have no sharp edges. [This message has been edited by Falcon (edited 01-03-2001).] IP: Logged
sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:51 PM Well it figures, Falcon's married, and Ber is engaged all the good ones are always taken. IP: Logged
cmclippe Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:52 PM This little story has gotten so predictable. Hope Actso re-reads the whole thread. It should open her eyes. IP: Logged
Jules Junior Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:52 PM The media gives us an image of the perfect being. We strive to become such. We are unable because it is only an image. IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:53 PM quote: Originally posted by sweetmelliemel: Well it figures, Falcon's married, and Ber is engaged all the good ones are always taken. Oh, so, I guess this means you aren't up for the tarp party. IP: Logged
sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:55 PM I like the tarp idea, I guess that makes me a not so classy woman. Well I've been called worse. IP: Logged
sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:56 PM Oh, so, I guess this means you aren't up for the tarp party. Well only if your wives don't mind I don't like being in cat fights. IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:56 PM quote: Originally posted by sweetmelliemel: I like the tarp idea, I guess that makes me a not so classy woman. Well I've been called worse. Awww, no baby. You're still a classy woman. We're talking a NEW tarp with unused Mazola. Only the best for this party! (Wait... new Mazola... I wonder if we can heat that up... why didn't I think of this before?) IP: Logged
Berethrof Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:57 PM Good, I'll bring all the goodies. Handuffs okay with you all? Or do you prefer silk scarves? -Ber IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:58 PM quote: Originally posted by sweetmelliemel: Well only if your wives don't mind I don't like being in cat fights. Nah, she likes this sort of thing. clunk (yes, that was the sound of a book being whacked against the back of my head.) IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 02:59 PM quote: Originally posted by Berethrof: Handuffs okay with you all? Or do you prefer silk scarves? Hey man, what's wrong with you??? We're just trying to have a nice naked people on a tarp covered in Mazola party and you have to go make it something dirty!!! :/ IP: Logged
sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:00 PM Falcon your too good to me! IP: Logged
Berethrof Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:01 PM Oh. Ah. Eh. You're right, Falcon, I apologize. Ooo. Falcon. Such a manly, rough and sharp and pointy sound to it. Mazola... or Maseca? Body tamales, anyone? -Ber IP: Logged
cmclippe Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:02 PM quote: Originally posted by Jules: The media gives us an image of the perfect being. We strive to become such. We are unable because it is only an image. I think it's important to realize these are "images". The photographs in PLAYBOY and VOGUE are manipulated. Literally. Legs are stretched, the whole image distorted. It's not real. As people involved in the film industry, we should know that. It's all smoke and mirrors. Models spend three or four months dieting and exercising for the three to four month season when they work. They are lit and photographed with care, and then the images are manipulated in the darkroom and by Photoshop. IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:04 PM Originally posted by cmclippe: I think it's important to realize these are "images". The photographs in PLAYBOY and VOGUE are manipulated. Literally. Legs are stretched, the whole image distorted. It's not real. Oh man, that reminds me of something I saw on the discovery channel. (NO! Not THAT!) Anyway, they showed how much manipulation an image goes through before publication. Legs are lengthened by as much as 50%. Pupils are completely dialated. "Manipulation" doesn't even begin to describe it. [This message has been edited by Falcon (edited 01-03-2001).] IP: Logged
sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:06 PM Mazola or Maseca? I think it depends on which one heats up faster. Am I right Falcon. IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:07 PM quote: Originally posted by sweetmelliemel: Mazola or Maseca? I think it depends on which one heats up faster. Am I right Falcon. Ewww... what's maseca? Sounds nasty. IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:08 PM quote: Originally posted by sweetmelliemel: Falcon your too good to me! Hey, nothing's too good for Mellie! IP: Logged
queenie Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:08 PM quote: Originally posted by ARTRA: You girls asked a serious question about weight, but you're so busy talking that you don't hear the answers. - Tom - TOOOOOOOOM! IP: Logged
sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:08 PM Yet Mazola and tarps sound ok to you? IP: Logged
sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:09 PM quote: Originally posted by Falcon: Hey, nothing's too good for Mellie! Now see that is why I love you! IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:10 PM quote: Originally posted by sweetmelliemel: Yet Mazola and tarps sound ok to you? Ummm... yeah. Sounds more than okay to me. This also works with a twister tarp. IP: Logged
sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:11 PM This also works with a twister tarp. [/B][/QUOTE] Now your talking honey! IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:11 PM By the way, I'm trying to get a mental picture of the woman Soblonde is describing and all I come up with is Marla Singer from "Fight Club". IP: Logged
Falcon Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:12 PM quote: Originally posted by sweetmelliemel: Now your talking honey! Actually, I wasn't talking about honey... UNTIL NOW!!! Woohoo! No Mazola this time. Man, this is going to be messy. IP: Logged
sweetmelliemel Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:14 PM quote: Originally posted by Falcon: By the way, I'm trying to get a mental picture of the woman Soblonde is describing and all I come up with is Marla Singer from "Fight Club". Really I think more of a Cameron Diaz in "Being John Malkovich." IP: Logged
cmclippe Member	posted 01-03-2001 03:17 PM quote: Originally posted by sweetmelliemel: Yet Mazola and tarps sound ok to you? Sounds good to me, though I have to admit, I had a much different scenario in mind. But if I have to share Falcon to have him at all, so be it. Care to discuss any groundrules, Falcon? This is all about you now, after all. What a happy day! Actsoblond is getting married, and Falcon's prepping for his first orgy. This is you first, isn't it? IP: Logged

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