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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-20-2001 08:00 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have a few questions that are gnawing away at my cerebral cortex, such as

DO SURFERS ALWAYS SURF EITHER TO THE LEFT OR TO THE RIGHT?

IS JULIE ROBERTS POPULAR BECAUSE WHEN SHE SMILES HALF OF HER FACE IS TEETH?

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-20-2001 08:08 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"I told you son, those cigarettes are going to be the death of you yet".
http://vatican.rotten.com/borneo/sampit-a.html

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-20-2001 08:45 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Can't anybody answer these questions?

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khouriana
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posted 03-20-2001 09:22 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
With surfers, you mean...their feet? Sorry, Fred...I never look down that far.

With Julia...she's popular?

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Uilani
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posted 03-20-2001 09:27 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
With surfing, the person will go either right or left, depending on if the person's right or left-handed. They just feel more comfortable going one way or the other. Some people can go either way comfortably. They are called a "goofy foot" My brother surfs a lot. He's a "goofy foot."

As far as the Julia question, your guess is as good as mine.

Trish

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khouriana
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posted 03-20-2001 09:27 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uilani--"either way" = bi, right?

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Uilani
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posted 03-20-2001 09:28 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh yeah, and the same is true of skateboarding and snowboarding!

Hi khouri!!

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Uilani
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posted 03-20-2001 09:30 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by khouriana:
Uilani--"either way" = bi, right?

That too!

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Uilani
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posted 03-20-2001 09:33 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by frederickcleveland:
"I told you son, those cigarettes are going to be the death of you yet".
http://vatican.rotten.com/borneo/sampit-a.html

FRED!!! *bbblllleeecccchhhh*
...oh why did I look?....I just had to look....oh why.....why....I should know better....

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-20-2001 10:25 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by khouriana:
With surfers, you mean...their feet? Sorry, Fred...I never look down that far.

With Julia...she's popular?


No, you know when you see footage of surfers, they are either riding down one side of the wave or the other- facing left or right. I imagine like with hitting baseballs there are "switch hitters", but generally do surfers stay to one side or the other??

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bunnypuncher
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posted 03-20-2001 02:06 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by frederickcleveland:

IS JULIE ROBERTS POPULAR BECAUSE WHEN SHE SMILES HALF OF HER FACE IS TEETH?

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a woman who's mouth is disproportionately large for her faccia ... ?

Si, si, works for me. Bellissima !

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-20-2001 02:50 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
But what about the surfers?? I gotta know!

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khouriana
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posted 03-20-2001 03:49 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fred, Uilani is correct: I've done...um...dated enough surfers to know. It's a neurolinguistic, hardwired preference...like being right handed or left handed. You can fight it, but you'll never be quite as hot with your off side.

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-20-2001 04:12 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uliani is right, I somehow didn't see her original post, sorry folks.

But with a thread with this title, I've got to find some other things to add.

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-21-2001 10:40 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
bump

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-21-2001 10:43 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
BUSH'S HEAD-START PROGRAM
http://vatican.rotten.com/borneo/sampit-b.html

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-21-2001 10:49 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
put a match to this baby

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molly49
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posted 03-21-2001 10:51 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
fred did you ever get my dang email????

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-21-2001 02:46 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah, I did Molly. I have only one photo left, I'm still pondering....why don't you prime the pump by sending me a photo at

fred cleveland
P.O. Box 225
Hollywood, Ca 90078

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-22-2001 12:34 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
http://www.theonion.com

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-22-2001 01:08 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
http://www.javaplayground.com/arcade/benny/

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-29-2001 02:20 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com
http://www.scarysquirrel.com

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-29-2001 02:35 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
http://janetreno.rotten.com/spiral/

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uhuru1701
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posted 03-29-2001 05:08 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fred, did you see this one? I posted it to you in another thread. Don't click if you loved "The Andy Griffith Show" or if you are offended by nudity. And HERE YOU ARE.

PEACE,
uhuru1701

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-29-2001 05:12 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's funny Uhuru!! More! More!!

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-29-2001 05:37 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Man! I got kicked out for looking at Andy and Barney naked! "Illegal" my ass! They're ruining the internet.

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CDNFilm
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posted 03-29-2001 05:39 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I would think that Julia's face of teeth would have the opposite effect on people, but that's just me...

As for the surfing question, it's my understanding that they do switch it up, hence that little wiggle thing they do when they run the wave, but again, that's just me. I tried surfing once and almost died. Just thought I'd attempt to explain...

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-29-2001 05:44 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
thank you CDNfilm, your input is valuable to me.

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CDNFilm
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posted 03-29-2001 05:46 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Not at all.

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uhuru1701
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posted 03-29-2001 06:20 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's the real reason poor little Elian looked so scared in those photos...CLICK HERE. Again, nudity warning.

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uhuru1701
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posted 03-30-2001 01:15 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
...and more vintage Fred...

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loislane
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posted 03-31-2001 08:32 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Uhuru - where do you find these things? You rock!

Umm Freddy, don't they always go to the left? S'far as Julia is concerned, I'm partial to her. I think she's genuine and I would trade my toofahs for her toofahs any day.

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-31-2001 09:06 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
do they always go to the left....at first I thought you were talking about which leg most guys hang their penis toward (because I sling mine to the left)- then I realized you were talking about the surfing question.

as someone posted earlier, I guess it goes both ways for some and one way for others.

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uhuru1701
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posted 03-31-2001 09:37 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know, Fred, it did occur to me that if someone with a speech impediment tried to pronounce the title of this thread, they might get some interesting results.

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sweetmelliemel
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posted 03-31-2001 09:55 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fred,

I lost your email address, and I am feeling like a $2 movie excursion needs to happen soon.

Send me your address. sweetmelliemel@hotmail.com

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sweetmelliemel
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posted 03-31-2001 10:12 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh and so I don't get in trouble, I don't know anything about surfing except I think the boys are cute.

I think Julia Roberts is loved for her smile, and for playing a prostitute in Pretty Woman.

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frederickcleveland
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posted 03-31-2001 10:41 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by uhuru1701:
You know, Fred, it did occur to me that if someone with a speech impediment tried to pronounce the title of this thread, they might get some interesting results.

Good observation Uhuru. I took the line from a joke- What's the difference between a circus act and the Rockettes? One has a cunning array of stunts, and the other...

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uhuru1701
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posted 03-31-2001 11:49 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I believe these are safe to display here:


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uhuru1701
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posted 03-31-2001 11:51 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fred --

You have GOT to check out this website:

NAMELESS WEBSITE


PEACE,
uhuru1701

[This message has been edited by uhuru1701 (edited 03-31-2001).]

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uhuru1701
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posted 03-31-2001 11:59 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Okay...a SEVERE WARNING here that this is going to be extremely naughty so DO NOT CLICK ON THIS URL if Fred Humor offends you. You can click now, Fred.

EXTREMELY NAUGHTY BART SIMPSON CARTOON

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