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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 08:14 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hi blondie! how are you? how many scripts did you say that you have written?
i've written two and i'm working on two more. these ideas in my head like to come all at once and it's my job to seperate them.

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 08:38 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
a little bump so blondie can find you, dear thread.

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-01-2001 08:43 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
None.
Can I have a drink first?

Chat was a Zoo!

:-)

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 08:43 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
post on me blondie!!!!

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 08:45 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
what kind of drink would you like?

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 08:46 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i think i will make a martini for myself

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-01-2001 08:48 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
...make that 2 please:-)

cold cold cold....with olives..yummy

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 08:52 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i'll give you lots of olives, do you want black ones of green ones? maybe i'll whip up some saltines with cheesewhiz, too.

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-01-2001 08:58 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Please and Thank You. I'll have the Green ones.

...and speaking of cheese...
do you have any of that kind that squirts from a can? I love that on Ritz Crackers:-)

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 09:01 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
that's cheesewhiz, blondie! you can have a ball with it!. i think i'm going to have a rotten banana salad and some pez. how does that sound?

now let's converse. how is work going for you?
my work has been degrading lately due to the coming of spring. i spent most of my days last week laying on my balcony in a bikini doing shots.

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-01-2001 09:01 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Funny, all of the sudden..I'm hungry for a- errruh, full coarse meal!

I watched Emeril today....OIY!

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Sombida
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posted 04-01-2001 09:09 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
whewww!!! barely got outta that chat room alive!!

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Sombida
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posted 04-01-2001 09:11 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm gonna go write some more dog day poems ladies,see you on the turnaround...woof.
All the best,
S

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 09:15 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
dog poems. go at it! bark more than you bite!
blondie, now now, i'll make you anything you want. what the heck does oiy mean?

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 09:16 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
and what is emeril?
i'm drinking whole milk now

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-01-2001 09:19 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Somida...Yo QUERO...No Habla E'SPLAINYOLE...

I was just reading the Poetry For Grape! whaoah...somethin' fishy goin' on in here, I tell ya....fishy!

Batgirl, thanks for the Martini.

Most excellent:-)

Ya know, about what you said earlier...lying around in a bikini doing shots...

I was doing that today in My sisters Hot Tub. Well, not shots of alchohol...but shots of water mixed with chlorine! It was fun:-)

Nice Bar. You decorate the place?

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 09:24 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
yeah, i had the cobwebs imported from a roman catholic church in france. the flying butresses were originally in merv griffin's dinning room and the corpse on the ceiling is king tut. i stole him from some posh museum in britain, but don't say anything, okay?

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-01-2001 09:24 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh, and Emeril is a Chef with a syndicated tv show on HGTV. mmmmmm.yummy good cook:-)

...'OIY' is like...'Oh My God' in Yiddish!

Me work? Don't make me laugh...hahahahaha
Ok, I laughed>

I'm on vacation! woohoo!!!!!

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-01-2001 09:31 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by batgirl3780:
yeah, i had the cobwebs imported from a roman catholic church in france. the flying butresses were originally in merv griffin's dinning room and the corpse on the ceiling is king tut. i stole him from some posh museum in britain, but don't say anything, okay?

I can see the reasoning behind everything but the cobwebs. I like it though. If you don't mind me asking..."how did you get the webs here in such good shape?"

I mean, I can see the dead corpse being drug in the place. I can see the butresses from Merve's being hauled over in a U haul. And King Tut (tatunkhamen or whatever)being flown over to the states diguised as a nice set of golf clubs...

But HOW THE HELL did you get those cobwebs here in such excelllent condition? You said they came from France, right?

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 09:40 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
blondie, two words: bubble wrap. bubble wrap.

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Sombida
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posted 04-01-2001 09:51 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow, this place is halloweeney bat. Spooky. Candles are a nice touch.

Need some wine...now.

Blonde...naw I just write crazy ass stuff in my own thread. Its really silly stuff, but no one visits or adds to it. my own " V- Monologs"!!Its the dog day afternoon thread.
none of this wandering brain stuff, all rhyme.

feel free to visit. don't know how much longer it'll float.

night,just realized it was 1:00am!

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 09:53 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
what kind of wine would you like sombida? i would hope something red, but if you pick white i won't get mad

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-01-2001 09:55 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I KNEW IT! BUBBLEWRAP! I thought you might have imported silkworms and all this was just a reproduction!

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 10:09 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i also rented some french spiders to make more cobwebs for the upstairs bedspread.
not only do i run the bar, but i live here as well. don't tell batman. he thinks i'm still locked in the bat cave.

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-01-2001 10:19 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
time to write poetry blondie. will you forgive me? i'll serve you some watermelon pucker on tuesday night if you let me disappear today.

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-02-2001 01:33 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
thanks for the martini Bat. I'll lock up.

Sombida...dog daze poetry is great! I tried posting earlier, but like a goony...deleted both attempts. Silly me...deleting my own posts before I hit the return key:-(

Cyall on Tuesday for Watermellon .....

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-02-2001 09:58 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
where is that blonde girl that always comes in here? hmm. it's almost closing time. guess i'll wait a little while.

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-02-2001 10:16 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
well, time to close. oh well. always tomorrow . . . batman!!!! stop drinking the beer from the tap! . . . no i will not touch your big black bat and if you think that's big you are greatly overestimating yourself.
yeah, well fuck you, too!

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-03-2001 09:00 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Batman gettin' dissed by Batgirl! hahahaha

We all know size matters!

How about that Watermelon thingy ...?

gnatbarbumpohwaitbatbarbump

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-03-2001 09:38 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
servicebump!

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-03-2001 09:42 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

theblondewritr (to self

Perhaps it's not dark enough in here. Lemme close the shades...


theblonde (cont.)

...BAT-TENDER!!!!!!

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-04-2001 08:03 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i'm here. i'm here. hold your bats. keep your shorts on. whaddya want?

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-04-2001 08:06 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
the gnatgirl has spoken. you will have to try for me later. i'm busy bashing batman's head against a barstool.

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-04-2001 08:13 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
does anyone have a meat grinder?

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julie
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posted 04-04-2001 08:18 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Funny I just caughy my pinkie toe in one last night...hurts now.

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-04-2001 09:12 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ouch. did you lose anything? do you still have all your parts? how did this happen? were you trying to make bratwurst with your feet?

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-10-2001 10:35 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
where is blondie?

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batgirl3780
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posted 04-14-2001 09:31 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hello! where are you?

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theblondewritr
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posted 04-14-2001 11:15 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thebondewritr is cruising down the bullybard
in her hot Candy Apple Red vintage Caddy.

THEBLONDEWRITR
(to self)
I wonder if the Bat Bar is open?


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batgirl3780
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posted 04-14-2001 11:29 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
batgirl has just pulled up on her orange yamaha bike from the seventies. she is smoking a camel turkish gold while contemplating on pulling out the watermelon puker (oops, meant pucker) or going straight for the vodka.

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