A dishboy accident on Easter....Two years after Easter bunny stabs me.

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Author	Topic: A dishboy accident on Easter....Two years after Easter bunny stabs me.
mcbrainder Member	posted 04-15-2001 03:22 PM Today, I was doing the dishes as I always do...seeings as how I am the dish bitch. We have a disposal so that we can grind up all the food thrown away. I turned it on because it was full, and the next thing I know, a spoon comes shooting out at me. It hit me in the cheek and needless to say, my apron was full of blood. I'm not sure whether this is an Easter thing or what because in the past, on Easter, I have been severly injured. Now...don't all start worrying. I am okay. I am still able to work my job and I can still perform sexually. I just needed to tell this story because it is a very strange happening. Strange indeed. IP: Logged
CDNFilm Member	posted 04-15-2001 03:50 PM Have you ever thought of covering your entire body with bubble wrap? It might significantly decrease the number of "mishaps" that you experience. IP: Logged
backgroundgrrl Member	posted 04-15-2001 03:53 PM When was your last tetanus shot? IP: Logged
mcbrainder Member	posted 04-15-2001 03:53 PM I would except I'd probably suffocate. IP: Logged
mcbrainder Member	posted 04-15-2001 03:55 PM Last tetanus shot? I believe that was the day before I was electrocuted. No...wait...that was in November. I think it was actually the day that I accidently cut off my big toe. It's hard to know for sure. IP: Logged
CDNFilm Member	posted 04-15-2001 04:01 PM quote: Originally posted by mcbrainder: I would except I'd probably suffocate. Excluding your head, oh wise one. IP: Logged
backgroundgrrl Member	posted 04-15-2001 04:02 PM Perhaps you should have the dates of your tetanus shots tattooed on a part of your body you aren't expecting to lose in a horrible accident. Lockjaw is frowned upon at Hooters. IP: Logged
molly49 Member	posted 04-15-2001 04:06 PM well thank God you can still perform sexually...jeez. IP: Logged
backgroundgrrl Member	posted 04-15-2001 04:08 PM mcbrainder, do you know for a fact that you can still perform sexually? Have you tried? IP: Logged
mcbrainder Member	posted 04-15-2001 04:37 PM I haven't tried. I just know. Call me. IP: Logged
backgroundgrrl Member	posted 04-15-2001 04:44 PM What did you want me to call you? Did you wash the blood out of your apron? IP: Logged
psichick Member	posted 04-15-2001 05:56 PM Well. I believe we can call this SP The Revenge of the Easter Bunny. Whaddaya think? IP: Logged
ailey Member	posted 04-15-2001 09:21 PM ley quote: Originally posted by mcbrainder: I haven't tried. I just know. Call me. call you what? ailey IP: Logged
mcbrainder Member	posted 04-15-2001 09:59 PM No. I didn't get all the blood out of my apron. I did keep it as a souvenir, as well as the spoon that sliced my cheek open. I will be framing them soon and every time I look at it, I will think of this day. IP: Logged
mcbrainder Member	posted 04-17-2001 01:11 PM bump to the top IP: Logged
Moviemax Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:25 PM You should keep a journal of dishboy disasters. IP: Logged

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