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frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:33 PM THERE'S THIS BEAUTIFUL 22 YEAR OLD that I helped log in earlier. She thanked me and I went about my oblivious-self business. Then I noticed how gorgeous she was! I started peeking, then staring, then eyeball raping!! Then she turned and smiled at me!!! I don't know what to do!! She's still there! IP: Logged
Moviemax Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:36 PM Go in the bathroom to relieve your problem and leave the poor girl alone. IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:37 PM I want to marry her and bring forth babies! IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:37 PM There is only one thing you can do, go to the bathroom and whack off. IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:38 PM OH haha, See I am not the only one who thought that. Moviemax is quicker on the advice then me! IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:39 PM The bathroom on this side is always full of crack addicts from across the street. I might relapse! IP: Logged
queenie Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:41 PM Eyeball raping?!? IP: Logged
Moviemax Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:42 PM Well in that case you'll just have to contain yourself with the thought of who you can fantasize about tonight. IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:42 PM Yeah, eyeball raping and she smiled!! She's still there! I fear I may follow her home and get a shotgun blast to the solar plexus! IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:45 PM She's just the right body type, long black hair, pretty face, lean petite body. MMMMMM. IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:50 PM Man, she just turned sideways and crossed her legs- I got a shot of her cleavage! Dear God, help me! IP: Logged
Moviemax Member	posted 04-17-2001 02:55 PM If she leans over to pick something up I hate to think what your comments will be. IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-17-2001 03:03 PM As I sit here at my desk which is by the window. I see a 30 year old telephone repair man up by the powerlines. God Help me he is fine. The straps holding him up wrap around his ass and frame it well. His arms are massive and strong. I bet if I went out there and eyeball raped him he would smile. Does this sound silly???? This is not an emergency Fred. Besides I believe any woman who runs across your path would cause you to entertain such thoughts. IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 03:06 PM She's starting to leave- I must make a move! IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 03:28 PM she told me her name, and I already forgot it. such is life. IP: Logged
Moviemax Member	posted 04-17-2001 03:33 PM Hehe IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 03:36 PM Now another girl is smiling at me- I wonder if I have spinach in my teeth (which would be odd since I haven't eaten spinach in a month). IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 04:58 PM I must have a brain cell still working- I had written her name down on a piece of paper and discovered it in my pocket. Lisa. IP: Logged
coyotesix Member	posted 04-17-2001 05:08 PM you fucking faggot. you don't get no pussy. you're a fucking geek. you are a weak chested coward. you're fucking ugly. nice fucking name. you sound like little lord lauderoy. so quit looking at pretty girls before one turns on you quick and slaps you so hard in your pock marked face your fucking b.c. glasses shatter and your rotten teeth fall out... you punk motherfucker. i'm gonna fuck you up. IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 05:11 PM quote: Originally posted by coyotesix: you fucking faggot. you don't get no pussy. you're a fucking geek. you are a weak chested coward. you're fucking ugly. nice fucking name. you sound like little lord lauderoy. so quit looking at pretty girls before one turns on you quick and slaps you so hard in your pock marked face your fucking b.c. glasses shatter and your rotten teeth fall out... you punk motherfucker. i'm gonna fuck you up. You are SO cute!! IP: Logged
coyotesix Member	posted 04-17-2001 05:14 PM "fred emergency here!" you sound like a fucking dork. ...goddamn... i'm so fucking heated right now i will punch through a brick wall to get at your greasy fucking face you skinny fucking fatman. you fucked up, son. i'm gonna do evil fucking things to you. you better pray there's witnesses when i catch up to your punk ass. you better pray there's someone there to pull me off because I DON'T FUCKING QUIT. IP: Logged
coyotesix Member	posted 04-17-2001 05:14 PM tick tock tick tock tick tick tock IP: Logged
coyotesix Member	posted 04-17-2001 05:17 PM i will be listening. and i am gonna figure out who the fuck you are. where the fuck you live. where the fuck you go. what the fuck you do. you just keep checking those shoulders, son. IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-17-2001 05:31 PM coyote have you had military training? I am asking because you said "slaps you so hard in your pock marked face your fucking b.c. glasses shatter" Well the only people I know of who know what b.c. glasses are, are the military people they are fitted to, or people in the optical field. Plus you have a marine conditioned killer attitude. I am just curious. (b.c. glasses mean birth control glasses and they are usually thick and black and military issued, for those not knowing). IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 05:40 PM Must not have a life if he wants to fuck with me. IP: Logged
Sachet Member	posted 04-17-2001 05:45 PM coyote, I understand why you're so incensed. Truly, I do. (Fred is NOT in my highest esteem at the moment, either, and I let him know that!) But think about this. Every second you spend focused on Fred is one you're NOT focused on Spie. And she needs your love, support, and attention right now. IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-17-2001 06:05 PM Sachet do not be mad at fred for being a eyeing, spying, fantasizing maniac. Nothing he has done calls for being mad at him. There was a poem in Four Weddings and a Funeral that said something like "put out the stars and dismantle the sun, for now nothing can ever come to any good" Ok that might not be an exact quote but my point is...seeing that cancel easter thing, made me think he was trying to say, how such a bad stigma has been placed on this day because of horrific, tragic events. Honest that is the first thing I thought of when i saw it. So if that is what has you peeved, you might reconsider because YOU know what type of person he really is, and that is not a cruel person. But he is a pervert. IP: Logged
Sachet Member	posted 04-17-2001 06:14 PM Julie, you may be right. But I didn't see it that way. I saw it as being extremely insensitive. So did Queenie and I think someone else. Fred might have explained, seeing that several people had misunderstood. He didn't. And at a time when people are focused on and worried terribly about Spie, he uses the same title as Uhuru, thereby trivializing what she's been going through, for something this stupid. Tact and finesse are NOT two of Fred's best qualities, IMHO. But, yes, I do know that underneath the bullshit lies a good heart. But I'm still pissed! IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 06:23 PM If that photo could have been posted without the text by rotten- would it have still been offensive?? I pray for Spie just like the rest of you- but I'll be damned if I'm going to be bummed out my whole life because of what happened to her! And she's not gone yet! I hope she does recover, and if she does- I hope she sees my post and says "that's exactly how it was!" IP: Logged
coyotesix Member	posted 04-17-2001 06:25 PM tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 06:30 PM quote: Originally posted by coyotesix: tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock I saw your other thread Coyote- and I think you're faking with all this drama. You should show more respect for Spie- if you really felt that bad, you wouldn't be posting all this shit on the internet. IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-17-2001 06:36 PM I have to agree with fred. When coyote was writing out all those pomes he kept saying "spie don't die" and that disturbed me more. Bad fucking karma to say shit like that. I believe in sincere concern but not dramatic exploitation. IT is absolutely heat sickening what has happened to spie, even though I do not know her and have never had contact with her, it is a rude awakening. But I really felt what coyote was typing was somehow wrong. There are many seneca beliefs I have concerning the ailing and what coyote was doing is definately not a positive focus. IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-17-2001 06:48 PM Thank you Julie, you are a very level headed person- which is what this world needs. It was an unstable person that hit her after all. IP: Logged
darzam Member	posted 04-18-2001 11:42 AM quote: Originally posted by Sachet: Julie, you may be right. But I didn't see it that way. I saw it as being extremely insensitive. So did Queenie and I think someone else. Fred might have explained, seeing that several people had misunderstood. He didn't. And at a time when people are focused on and worried terribly about Spie, he uses the same title as Uhuru, thereby trivializing what she's been going through, for something this stupid. Tact and finesse are NOT two of Fred's best qualities, IMHO. But, yes, I do know that underneath the bullshit lies a good heart. But I'm still pissed! WOW!! I did not even think about that!! It was the title to Uhuru's Thread!! That was in poor taste, Fred... IP: Logged
Moviemax Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:24 PM I didn't catch that this was any connection to Uhuru's thread either. I just figured it was a Fred thing. I'll agree that the picture link posted on the Spie thread was insensitive - however since it was Fred I must say I wasn't too suprised and just blew it off. IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:24 PM Actually, I'm facing homelessness as I write these words- but I'm not going to bring my real problems to this site because I alone am reponsible for taking care of them. Uhuru is pulling through her problem quite nicely; and, it should be noted that she didn't say anything to me about trivializing her thread. IP: Logged
Sachet Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:45 PM Fred, I'm sorry you're facing the prospect of homelessness. Why didn't you say that rather than some stupid shit that doesn't make a rat's ass of a difference, probably to you and certainly not to me (nor I think "US" if I may be so bold?) And your logic escapes me. It's ME who feels that by using the same title as Uhuru's thread in which she ACTUALLY TALKS ABOUT HER PROBLEM, NOT HER GONADS, that you're trivializing Uhuru's plight, not her. How could I be mad in her place, anyway? I'm not her, I'm me. I thought it tactless and lackikng in sensitivity on your part. And I didn't like that. That doesn't mean that I don't like you, Fred. Just that I didn't like several things you did. And I hope you don't do them again. The sky is still intact, I might add. IP: Logged
davout Member	posted 04-18-2001 01:22 PM Sorry, Fred, I gotta go along with Sachet and the others - that picture was in poor taste, no matter what text went along with it. I understand you're praying for her, which is excellent, and I understand how you don't want this to get you down. But man, if that was my wife in a hospital and I saw that picture on a post about her, well, let's just say Coyote's anger would be understandable too (though not encouraged). Still time to edit that picture out and appologize. I'm sure Lisa would smile at you again if you did that (I'll tell her to cross her legs some more, if that will help you decide). Davout IP: Logged
frederickcleveland Member	posted 04-18-2001 01:24 PM I don't even know what thread that picture is posted in. Is Coyote married to Spie?? IP: Logged
Moviemax Member	posted 04-18-2001 01:32 PM Here you go Fred. https://www.projectgreenlight.xyz/Forum1/HTML/011431.html That post is on the bottom of the first page. IP: Logged

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