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foofies
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posted 04-18-2001 11:03 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
okay.
so.
i am sick of not having a trust fund, right?
and like, having to WORK every single day for a million more years.

i wanna write.
get paid big dough.
and sleep late.

forget this WORKINGgggggggg all of the time, and dumb ass crappy weather, and shoes that aren't broken in, and irritating co-workers, and
and
and

i wanna bang on the drum all day-------
i don't wanna work---------------------

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Bad David
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posted 04-18-2001 11:06 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Me too.
I
don' wanna work
I wanna bang on me keys all day.
I don' wanna work
I wanna bang on me girl all day
I don' wanna work
I wanna bang on me script all day
I don' wanna work
I wanna watch all me cartoons all day...

The list goes on.
Anybody have a spare million or so spare capital, for my early retirement fund?

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Berethrof
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posted 04-18-2001 11:10 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I've decided that if I ever won the lottery (more than 10 million), I would keep a fair amount to provide for myself and my family without need to work ever again, but then, distribute the rest in fair amounts to whoever would be interested, as long as the divided amounts are at least $100,000 dlls. Tax-free, of course.

This in hopes that my karma-positive endeavor might increase my chances of actually winning.

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CDNFilm
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posted 04-18-2001 11:12 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by foofies:
okay.
so.
i am sick of not having a trust fund, right?
and like, having to WORK every single day for a million more years.

i wanna write.
get paid big dough.
and sleep late.

forget this WORKINGgggggggg all of the time, and dumb ass crappy weather, and shoes that aren't broken in, and irritating co-workers, and
and
and

i wanna bang on the drum all day-------
i don't wanna work


foofies-

Would you mind terribly if I printed out this post and tacked it up on my wall at work?

You just described my wants/needs/desires to a "T".

-e

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r_callicotte
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posted 04-18-2001 11:20 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Lets all go in on the Lottery together and put in like about 100 or 200 tickets; or divide it up between different lotteries that are all really way up there (like over $100M).

What d' ya' say?

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Bad David
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posted 04-18-2001 11:21 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
done

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julie
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posted 04-18-2001 11:25 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have given this matter alot of thought. Although I am not a fiend about money, I realize how important it is just to survive. I really want the freedom to travel and live a modest life, without having to work. So I think I could live comfortable for the rest of my life on about 500k, I don't need a million. So my next step to achieve that goal, was implementing a plan. They say it takes hard work, I want it easy and instant. So I thought stock market? real estate? casinos? Then I thought up this idea. It is a bit shady and may be illegal but it could work.
Tires!! Yeah tires. You rent a huge warehouse for maybe 6 months. You go to all car dealerships and garages and you tell them you will dispose of their tires for a buck each. You take all the tires and put them in the warehouse. Keep filling it up unitl you have your 500,000 tires, and your 500,000 dollars. AT the end of the 6 months you just disappear leaving the filled warehouse for somebody else to worry about.
So what do you think?

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r_callicotte
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posted 04-18-2001 11:33 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You just gave me an idea for a movie.

Thanks.

Gotta run.


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foofies
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posted 04-18-2001 11:47 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
CDNFilm, I would be HONORED if you printed this out.

i went & did some more crappy work, and came back to doss off a little & was so HAPPY to see that others feel how i do.

well.
the good news is:
going on small vacation from tomorrow until tuesday.

but see.
vacation is dangerous.
cuz like.
i want a full-time vacation!
that's the bad news.

haha.

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julie
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posted 04-18-2001 11:48 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
uh...wait a second. I was asking what you thought, I was not asking hey steal my idea. You can run for now r_callicotte but you have some explaining to do.

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Bad David
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posted 04-18-2001 11:51 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by julie:
I have given this matter alot of thought. Although I am not a fiend about money, I realize how important it is just to survive. I really want the freedom to travel and live a modest life, without having to work. So I think I could live comfortable for the rest of my life on about 500k, I don't need a million. So my next step to achieve that goal, was implementing a plan. They say it takes hard work, I want it easy and instant. So I thought stock market? real estate? casinos? Then I thought up this idea. It is a bit shady and may be illegal but it could work.
Tires!! Yeah tires. You rent a huge warehouse for maybe 6 months. You go to all car dealerships and garages and you tell them you will dispose of their tires for a buck each. You take all the tires and put them in the warehouse. Keep filling it up unitl you have your 500,000 tires, and your 500,000 dollars. AT the end of the 6 months you just disappear leaving the filled warehouse for somebody else to worry about.
So what do you think?

This could work. Except-
Have you though about how big the warehouse would have to be to hold 500K tires? And you have the overhead of the warehouse for the initial time period of "tire gathering."

However, that being said- get a fake ID, rent the warehouse with a down payment for 1 month, have your ducks in a row... pick up the tires, store them, then blow on out. No need to disappear- claim the 5cK on incometax as "income from an undeclared source," and you don't have to even hide it. Tho you will have to pay taxes

Umm-
You can also head on over to Belize. Belize has an excellent retirement plan for US citizens- I think it is 50K buys you citizenship, so long as you have 100K in funds. Nice lifestyle, down in Belize. No extradition.

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julie
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posted 04-18-2001 12:23 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
See I knew this was a good idea. I do not want to pay taxes though. So I have to think of ways to avoid that. I do have relatives that live on a reservation and they have millions because they opened a little store that balooned and made them very rich and they do not have to pay one redcent to Uncle Sam. I will use them somehow. I do not want to live in Belize. I am strictly a northern gal.
What about this idea? You advertise in all those pot head magazines and any magazine where the demographics would be potential drug users. Advertise 100% guarantee for information on how to pass any drug test. Send 10$ for info. Send them back a note saying "Do not use drugs". The only problem is that might take alot of time.
How about, and alot of people do this. When you have trouble selling your house. You advertise that you are accepting essays on "Why I should sell you my house for 100$". And ofcourse require a 100$ fee for each essay entry. See the people will be willing to give 100$ in hopes they will win the essay contest and get the house. Except you just tell everyone that somebody else won, and you just keep the money??

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Berethrof
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posted 04-18-2001 12:27 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That would be like the state keeping the lottery money because they said somebody won and in reality nobody did.

No, there must be something, some loophole, that we haven't thought about in this whole money business thingie.

Just as an aside, Louisiana's Powerball is up to 180 million or something. I'm up for getting in a pool and buying 200 tickets. Heck, I'd buy 200 tickets myself for a chance at 180 million!

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julie
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posted 04-18-2001 12:32 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I really think a bunch of people going in on the lottery is certain disaster win or lose. We all must gain our fortune individually.
OK the house thing. Say you get enough essays that total my goal of 500k. Then you buy a house for 25k and give the winner that house?

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Bad David
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posted 04-18-2001 12:34 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Julie- your ideas have merit. But they seem like schemes. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But. How about something nearly or almost legal, that is ethical?

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Bad David
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posted 04-18-2001 12:37 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The only problem is making sure we win. 200 tickets don't increase odds enough. How is that powerball played? I can do a statistical analysis, and figure out how many tickets we need to buy to insure a win that is over our investment.
quote:
Originally posted by Berethrof:
That would be like the state keeping the lottery money because they said somebody won and in reality nobody did.

No, there must be something, some loophole, that we haven't thought about in this whole money business thingie.

Just as an aside, Louisiana's Powerball is up to 180 million or something. I'm up for getting in a pool and buying 200 tickets. Heck, I'd buy 200 tickets myself for a chance at 180 million!


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julie
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posted 04-18-2001 12:39 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Did I say I wanted to gain ethics???? I said I wanted to gain 500k.
I actually see nothing wrong with schemes, if they work and nobody gets hurt. In this case the only people who would get hurt is drug users.
The house idea is a good idea. Somebody will win a house for 100$. I would achieve my goal...no losers.
OK Bad David. It is thinking of the ways to get the money that is important. Not just talking about what you would do once you have it. Born from one idea, could be the fortune we want. So how about you help think of ideas instead of shooting down my ideas.

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r_callicotte
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posted 04-18-2001 12:41 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Okay, Julie, since it was your idea, I'll go in with you for the deal on the movie script (50/50). I'll write the lead character and you...do everything else. How's that?


P.S. 'splainin'? I gaht 'splainin' do?

[This message has been edited by r_callicotte (edited 04-18-2001).]

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Bad David
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posted 04-18-2001 12:45 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by julie:
Did I say I wanted to gain ethics???? I said I wanted to gain 500k.
I actually see nothing wrong with schemes, if they work and nobody gets hurt. In this case the only people who would get hurt is drug users.
The house idea is a good idea. Somebody will win a house for 100$. I would achieve my goal...no losers.
OK Bad David. It is thinking of the ways to get the money that is important. Not just talking about what you would do once you have it. Born from one idea, could be the fortune we want. So how about you help think of ideas instead of shooting down my ideas.


Actually, Julie- didn't mean to shoot down ideas. I think you're brilliant. Seriously. Just trying to help.

You're right, the idea is what counts. I had an idea for a beverage that uses tetra-hydroxy-papaveroline instead of alchohol, in order to give the great buzz without the hangover. But it wasn't eithical. Couldn't get funding, and left myself open to attack.

I just want to make sure that when we GET the money, nobody can take it away.

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julie
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posted 04-18-2001 12:51 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
r_callicotte, I have a better idea. You do all the work, and we still go 50/50. It was because of me the idea was sparked.
That sounds fair.

And Bad David I think I am brilliant too. I just wanted to fight with you. But you just like me so much you won't fight back. You are right about one thing. Many times I have heard, getting the money is the easy part, it is keeping it that proves difficult. So you are being helpful by making me consider this very important fact.

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Berethrof
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posted 04-18-2001 01:00 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I have this incredible, brilliant idea. What about, we come up with a catalogue of things to sell... then, everyone that has the catalogue, buys stuff from it, but also, and get this, we will get 10 other people to buy stuff from the catalogue, but not only that, THEY will get 10 other people to do the same, and we get a small bit of their sales, and so on and so forth... can you imagine? 10 people for every one that you convince, and 10 people for every single one of those ten that THEY convince... this can't go wrong!

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julie
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posted 04-18-2001 01:01 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
that sounds like Amway

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Berethrof
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posted 04-18-2001 01:06 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
NO, it's NOTHING like AmWay, I promise...

Actually, I was trying to be funny, because I was describing AmWay. Sorry, didn't pull it through.

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r_callicotte
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posted 04-18-2001 01:11 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Julie. No deal.

Your idea sounds like a cool idea for a comedy, though. I won't use it.

But, if ever want to brainstorm some ideas like that around again, I'm game. You sound bright and I could always use a little "iron on iron" action, maiden.

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julie
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posted 04-18-2001 01:35 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Berethrof, I actually KNEW you were joking and were talking about Amway. I just like ruining peoples jokes. My own form of torture.

r_callicotte, I tell you what, you can put to use any idea I may have sparked. I keep all the really, really good ideas for myself anyways. Just do it justice. Iron maiden huh? You got that right!

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Berethrof
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posted 04-18-2001 01:40 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Julie, you bad, mean, evil woman... *sniff sniff*.

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foofies
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posted 04-18-2001 01:42 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
meanwhile, bang bang bang-----

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r_callicotte
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posted 04-18-2001 01:54 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Nope. I expect to see a movie entitled "Tire Haven" or "Warehouses in LA" with Julie's name on the credits by next Spring.

It's all YOU, baby!

quote:
Originally posted by julie:
Berethrof, I actually KNEW you were joking and were talking about Amway. I just like ruining peoples jokes. My own form of torture.

r_callicotte, I tell you what, you can put to use any idea I may have sparked. I keep all the really, really good ideas for myself anyways. Just do it justice. Iron maiden huh? You got that right!


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foofies
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posted 04-20-2001 02:09 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
well, i am officially on vacation. writing from florida right now. the gulf side. it's beautiful. love the banyan trees, palm trees, white sand, ocean, blue sky, and seeing my grandparents. hydrotherapy.

am partially happy w/ job, and partially not & feel annoyed that i have to get up every day for who knows how long & fulfill this obligation of responsibility, and go to this JOB. sometimes i just look into the future & feel like, is this what it's all about? no matter what i'd be doing, other than writing, i would feel this way. it was a bigger drag for my parents & their parents, so maybe it's my dumb generation. we expect the moon (but not as much as college grads today?)

whatever.
i'm gonna keep trying to work this out & get into a field that doesn't feel like a drag. i played it safe & have worked at harvard for the past 4 years, but my arse is expanding bec. of it, and i'd rather be on my feet doing production work again. thinking like that, but am also back and forth, bec. last show i worked w/ had the station bought out & the safety net went zaaaapppp.
am in this whole questioning period abt. career direction, bec. all i ever wanted to be was a writer. didn't plan on having to sort out 2 careers at once, this whole paying the bills shite, but i shouldn't complain----lotsa people have way less than me, and in zen-fashion, i have what i need.

anyway.
here's for the drum in all of us-----

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