CASTING COUCH Now Open For: MACK's Opus... 2001: A Greenlight Odyssey

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hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-21-2000 12:35 PM The Biggest Cast since "The Longest Day". More Celebrites than an Altman Film. --------------------------------------------- In the Role of His Life: Donald Sutherland as "ARTRA" Dark Horse in the running: Roger Swain, Host of PBS's Victory Garden Casting Note: Swain swears to be ARTRA's cousin. Probably not. Twins seperated at birth more likely. --------------------------------------------- The Bruce Lee Action Figure as "DOMMAH" Casting Note: The Real Bruce Lee would have been casted but... IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-21-2000 12:36 PM --------------------------------------------- Recently found "STARLET": Ed Grimley as Hefty Kid Casting Note: Not much of a Stretch for Grimley. Nailed it. --------------------------------------------- Billy Ocean as "ROLLERFINK" Casting Note: No arguement on this one. Set in STONE. --------------------------------------------- Demi Moore as "Americano" Casting Note: Demi has opted for surgical removal of her "breast implants" along with her "sexiness" to land the part. Shows dedication to acting. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-21-2000 12:37 PM --------------------------------------------- Tom Green as "The Mysteriously Absent MARKPENNEY" Casting Note: Instant Cast. No audtion. Green humped Dead Moose. Penney has humped Dead Moose... 70 times (same). --------------------------------------------- Young Phyllis Diller as "SIREN SIX" Casting Note: Diller lost 60 years for the part. [This message has been edited by hongkongcavaliers (edited 12-21-2000).] IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-21-2000 12:38 PM --------------------------------------------- Jeff Goldblum as "SHAPELY STOOGE" Casting Note: Goldblum taking "Suave Lessons" to nail the "Stooge Persona". Also Voice Trainer hired to perfect his Popeye Laugh. "Geeyukkkkyuuuukkkkkkkyukyukyuk." --------------------------------------------- JOHN CORBETT (Chris in the Morning, KBHR, form Northern Exposure) as "Hong Kong Cavaliers" Casting Note: Corbett isWaaaaay too Good Looking and Witty for that Asshole (hkc). Corbett needed the money, though. --------------------------------------------- Casting for EPIC FILM not even 10% completed. Call backs Every Day until Premeire Date of 10:08pm (Eastern) Jan. 1, 2001. Be there or be Carv. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-21-2000 01:00 PM Mr. Clean Punching Dollas "SMICHAEL" Casting Note: Clean busy with Cleaning... Doll third choice, after a Young, Exuberant Uncle Fester from TV's "The Adamm's Family" committed himself to Betty Ford for Speed and Ecstacy Abuse. IP: Logged
dommah Member	posted 12-21-2000 01:05 PM and featuring Michelle Yeoh/Khan as the elliptical "Zhu" [This message has been edited by dommah (edited 12-21-2000).] IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-21-2000 01:10 PM Cardboard Cutout of The Beverly Hillbillies' Jane Hathaway as "QUETEE" Casting Notes: Even a Cardboard Jane Hathaway has more a sense of humor than Real-Life quetee. This will be a stretch for the Cardboard to capture Quetee's Intellect, also. IP: Logged
MIHALOW Junior Member	posted 12-21-2000 01:30 PM since, he decided to cast me as Christian Bale, instead of Tommy Chong... I guess my role is non-negotiable. IP: Logged
magicalcat Member	posted 12-21-2000 01:35 PM quote: JOHN CORBETT (Chris in the Morning, KBHR, form Northern Exposure) as "Hong Kong Cavaliers" yummy!!!! IP: Logged
amymallett Member	posted 12-21-2000 01:49 PM quote: Originally posted by MIHALOW: since, he decided to cast me as Christian Bale, instead of Tommy Chong... I guess my role is non-negotiable. Hello! Who do I have to blow to get a part opposite Christian Bale? Of course, my contract will require lots of gratuitous sex scenes... IP: Logged
magicalcat Member	posted 12-21-2000 02:00 PM quote: CASTING COUCH Now Open For: MACK's Opus... 2001: A Greenlight Odyssey hmmm....so who's the director??? i know someone i'd rather like to negotiate with... (and my husband said it's ok, so long as i come home with the part) IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-21-2000 04:45 PM Good choice for self-casting role, hkc. IP: Logged
D. Lane Member	posted 12-21-2000 04:51 PM could you post my jenna elfman as d.lane thingy?...... IP: Logged
magicalcat Member	posted 12-21-2000 04:53 PM who will play dh??? long live the king!!!! IP: Logged
magicalcat Member	posted 12-21-2000 04:55 PM wait...Elvis!! Elvis should play dh!!!!! hang on...I'll see if he's available... IP: Logged
zhu Member	posted 12-21-2000 06:37 PM quote: Originally posted by dommah: and featuring Michelle Yeoh/Khan as the elliptical "Zhu" um. weird... IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-21-2000 10:56 PM And the much anticipated announcement: Oscar Wilde as the "Irrepressable DH" --------------------------------------------- Also in Contention: Ambrose Bierce as "DH" --------------------------------------------- Or by Popular Demand and a favor to an Old Friend: Elvis, the KING as "DH" I do not usually bend this easy. [This message has been edited by hongkongcavaliers (edited 12-21-2000).] IP: Logged
skeeley Member	posted 12-21-2000 11:00 PM Jason Bateman as skeeley as the voice of HAL. "I'm afraid... Dave..." IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-21-2000 11:04 PM quote: Originally posted by D. Lane: could you post my jenna elfman as d.lane thingy?...... My pleasure... HUBBA HUBBA Jenna Elfman as "DLANE" IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-21-2000 11:16 PM I would rather be played by Elvis. I have blue suede shoes. And I have a puppy bitch. She rocks all the time. Why treat me like a fool, hkc? Elvis the pelvis is me! IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 12-21-2000 11:20 PM Hey Hongkong, Can you find a picture of Judith Ivey? IP: Logged
ARTRA Member	posted 12-21-2000 11:23 PM You guys realize, don't you, that this shit is actually funnier than what Mack has come up with lately? Funny shit! LOLOLOL [This message has been edited by ARTRA (edited 12-22-2000).] IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-21-2000 11:26 PM ... I've always wanted to be a king. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-21-2000 11:37 PM Then again I'm wild. At least I used to be. But like Bierce I will likely die violently in war in a remote place. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-21-2000 11:39 PM But I can always claim that I did it my way. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-21-2000 11:43 PM quote: Originally posted by skeeley: --------------------------------------------- Jason Bateman has been tragically killed by Bobcat Goldtwait, who then took the part of 'skeeley'. Bobcat Goldtwait as "SKEELEY" with 3 "e's", 2 together and 1 between the "L" and the "Y" John Goodman could not be contacted for comments. Casting Note: How did Bobcat end up with the Chickadees? IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:02 AM Other 'skeeley' Casting news: The Other Hogan Boys from the Hilarious and Emmy-Nominated "Valerie" also auditioned for the Enviable Role of 'skeeley' but it was found that they were too 'cuddley' for the role, had no idea what "ELEPHANTITUS of the SCROTUM" was coupled with the fact that 'skeeley' never looked good in sweaters... IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:10 AM The Powerpuff Girls as Petunya, Sprk97, and Pinorpola Casting Notes: For the Most Devastating use of SMILEY FACES since "Dazed and Confuzed"... IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:30 AM Luke Perry as "MOVIECR8R" Casting Notes: Perry had the role as 250 finalist "moviecr8r" wrapped up until... Punk Rocker Johnny Rotten stole the show... Johnny Rotten as "MOVIECR8R" [This message has been edited by hongkongcavaliers (edited 12-22-2000).] IP: Logged
Americano Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:32 AM what's the matter hkc? you can't find more women with shaved heads to play me? IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:38 AM In a Dual Role: Sinnead O'Connor will attempt in her first film role: Sinnead O'Connor as "AMERICANO" ----------------and-------------------------- Sinnead O'Connor as "JUSTINA" IP: Logged
Americano Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:40 AM i knew you would pick her! thanks man, i'm gonna have to start masturbating A LOT more, it turns out i'm really a HOT woman. IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:41 AM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Hongkong, please promise me that you won't ever leave. IP: Logged
sprk97 Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:45 AM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: The Powerpuff Girls as Petunya, Sprk97, and Pinorpola OH MY GOD! <SNIFF, SNIFF> THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE..THANK YOU HKC THANK YOU! YAY! SPRK IP: Logged
Pinorpala Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:46 AM groovy to be a kick ass cartoon spherish girl...and maybe i do . but um, if you've ever actually Read my posts... well, you know whatever. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:46 AM quote: Originally posted by stony girl: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Hongkong, please promise me that you won't ever leave. Never. hkc IP: Logged
Americano Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:48 AM you know hkc did mistaken me for justina when he was drunk. perhaps that was what inspired the double role? maybe i can score with some hot lesbians using that trick. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:50 AM Perfect Tommy as "STONY GIRL" IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 01:03 AM The Hong Kong Cavaliers as "Hong Kong Cavaliers" Casting Note: HKC bookended by Shapely Stooge and Stony Girl... IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 12-22-2000 01:09 AM Perfect Tommy is the coolest!!! IP: Logged

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