CASTING COUCH Now Open For: MACK's Opus... 2001: A Greenlight Odyssey

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Americano Member	posted 12-22-2000 01:11 AM you're so arrogant stony! IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 01:44 AM Willy Wonka as "MACK DADDY" Think about it. It makes sense. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 03:08 AM Alf as "COYOTE6" Casting Notes: Alf was the only "actor" auditioning able to lick his own Balls, speak in a gruff but lovable tone, and portray the Mind's Eye of what a "coyote6" actully looks like... IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 12-22-2000 03:08 AM LOLOLOLOLOL IP: Logged
skeeley Member	posted 12-22-2000 03:28 AM hkc, sinead has already been in a movie. I'm not going to fire you, but consider yourself warned. also please note that danny ponce was killed in a freak hair dryer accident last tuesday. tragic, yes. relevant, not so much. also bobcat starred in hot to trot with dabney coleman and a slightly used beta copy of that film should be on its way to my house unless safetydancer got very confused and sent me two combs and a telly savalas action figure instead. anyway my point is that jason bateman's agent is married to bobcat's agent and I got a fax this morning informing me that bobcat's agent has run away with valerie harper (hollywood sure is a small town, huh?) and therefore bobcat has no representation and therefore will be unable to work. jason bateman is back in place and hard at work preparing for the role by eating eggs and masturbating to tapes of survivor. please try to keep up. IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 12-22-2000 03:30 AM Hmmm... [This message has been edited by stony girl (edited 12-22-2000).] IP: Logged
rollerfink Member	posted 12-22-2000 06:11 AM I owe Carot Top a favor...anyway we could squeeze him in...and I'm feeling Tina Yothers for Americano IP: Logged
Grroeb Member	posted 12-22-2000 06:36 AM How did I NOT get in here, hkc? Please explain Regards, Grr (and grr) IP: Logged
D. Lane Member	posted 12-22-2000 08:18 AM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: My pleasure... HUBBA HUBBA Jenna Elfman as "DLANE" thank you, legs opened as usual..... and i'm feeling maybe tim daly as grroeb, maybe that's just 'cause i'd like to sit on his lap....... IP: Logged
D. Lane Member	posted 12-22-2000 09:02 AM bump for grrr.................. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:22 AM Woody Harrelson as "GRROEB" Casting Note: Woody, a longtime Canabis Dabbler, is off the Pot Wagon by starting to eat "Funny Brownies" to find the Silliness that is "Grroeb" inside of him... IP: Logged
magicalcat Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:30 AM quote: Elvis, the KING as "DH" I do not usually bend this easy. yay!!! IP: Logged
magicalcat Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:32 AM quote: I'm not going to fire you, but consider yourself warned. I KNEW skeeley was the director! ok, I'm first on the casting couch! IP: Logged
D. Lane Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:34 AM okay, woody as grr is grrrreat! yummmmy, think this could be fun.......... IP: Logged
Grroeb Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:46 AM quote: Originally posted by D. Lane: okay, woody as grr is grrrreat! yummmmy, think this could be fun.......... And I look like him. No, really. Thanks to dlan and hkc. I feel better now. IP: Logged
D. Lane Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:47 AM quote: Originally posted by Grroeb: And I look like him. No, really. Thanks to dlan and hkc. I feel better now. oh, soon you may feel much, much better IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:47 AM quote: Originally posted by magicalcat: I KNEW skeeley was the director! ok, I'm first on the casting couch! Kitten-- The Hand of God will come forth from the clouds to Distinguish the "Director" of "2001: A Greenlight Odyssey". Skeeley, until God names him, is still just a Fluffer for a Basement Porn Flick... so don't be giving up the Goodies to "Bocat Goldthwait" just yet. All I know is that I am on a Mission to cast THE MOST EXCELLENT FILM, and I am doing so. --------------------------------------------- Melissa Joan Hart as "MAGICALCAT" IP: Logged
coyotesix Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:49 AM YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I LOVE ALF! IP: Logged
ARTRA Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:50 AM Sorry, HKC, buddy, but Cat is better looking than her. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:50 AM I wish this was a nude beach. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:54 AM quote: Originally posted by dh: I wish this was a nude beach. To justify my ORIGINAL CASTING CHOICE... That is the Title of a Newly Discovered Oscar Wilde short story. dh-- I have lost all credibility as a casting director because of you. Dammit. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:57 AM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: To justify my ORIGINAL CASTING CHOICE... That is the Title of a Newly Discovered Oscar Wilde short story. dh-- I have lost all credibility as a casting director because of you. Dammit. Sorry. Maybe you should take up sewing. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:58 AM quote: Originally posted by Grroeb: And I look like him. No, really. Uh, Duh? I don't get paid the Big Bucks to be 'skeeley'... Hello? I have a sign on my office door that says: Casting Director Doesn't anyone trust me? IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:01 PM I really want to be king, khc. Sinatra was good, but no Elvis he. IP: Logged
2Questionable Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:01 PM I thinkt he guy who played Randall in Clerks should be Grroeb... IP: Logged
Grroeb Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:03 PM quote: Originally posted by D. Lane: oh, soon you may feel much, much better I trust you, HKC! IP: Logged
magicalcat Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:04 PM quote: Melissa Joan Hart as "MAGICALCAT" yay!!!! thanks hkc!!! you're soooooooo cool!!! IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:05 PM Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis is me! IP: Logged
petunya Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:10 PM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: The Powerpuff Girls as Petunya, Sprk97, and Pinorpola Casting Notes: For the Most Devastating use of SMILEY FACES since "Dazed and Confuzed"... HKC! You are my new best board friend! IP: Logged
magicalcat Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:17 PM the powerpuff girls rule! IP: Logged
skeeley Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:17 PM hong. go make me coffee. skeeley s. that's small. S. that's capital. skeeley you want bateman and bobcat in your office with weapons? first man maimed goes home? think about all that weight bobcat's lost. I take it black. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:26 PM quote: Originally posted by skeeley: hong. s. that's small. S. that's capital. skeeley Don't go getting all bent out of shape. I capitalize the first word in all my paragraphs. It's called Punctuation. That's all. God's finger will point out who the Director is. It will be in the Credits of 2001. I haven't ruled you out as Top Contender, yet. You are probably leading the Pack. Jesus, skeeley. What kind of coffee can I get you, Mr. Bateman? hkc IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:38 PM IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:41 PM Peter Sellars as "FLAGKILLER" Casting Note: I'm not sure if FlagKiller knows what an honor it is to have Sellars cast as him... But I hope he does. IP: Logged
KilgoreATrout Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:43 PM I wanted to be Sellers! IP: Logged
skeeley Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:44 PM hong, I apologize for the hostility. I read in a book once that if I ever wanted to make it in hollywood (or make it with women) that I need to be assertive. I'm really a shy fellow that usually lets people intimidate and ridicule me. sorry for going too far with it and I hope we can still be pals. skeeley seriously, though. bring me my fucking coffee already. IP: Logged
skeeley Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:47 PM WHAT THE FUCK?! FLAGKILLER?! aw man, I'm jason fucking bateman and FLAGKILLER gets to be sellars? and as strangelove no less??? oh wait, jason bateman is cool. jason bateman is the shit. jason bateman is still alive. ok IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:49 PM quote: Originally posted by skeeley: hong, skeeley seriously, though. bring me my fucking coffee already. It's hkc, HKC, or hongkongcavaliers. Just like it's "skeeley". Only Melissa Joan Hart may call me 'hong'. Jesus, skeeley. I bet you like yours black, eh, Mr. Bateman? hkc IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:52 PM FlagKiller: I hope you see from the current reaction that "Sellars" was a compliment. hkc IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-22-2000 12:56 PM Hkc, maybe you could sell skeely on: IP: Logged

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