CASTING COUCH Now Open For: MACK's Opus... 2001: A Greenlight Odyssey

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coyotesix Member	posted 12-22-2000 09:47 PM this fucking sucks, man. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 09:56 PM Alf as "COYOTE6" HA!!! COYOTE6 KILLS ME!!! It aint that hard. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 09:59 PM c6-- Go to my original post. Hit edit/delete. Copy the [img]*****[/img] part. Edit/delete your post. Paste in copied part where image is now. shazaam. hkc IP: Logged
KilgoreATrout Member	posted 12-22-2000 10:42 PM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: Catfish Hunter as "KILGOREATROUT" Okay, I get the joke, sure, fine, all well and good, but... HOW DARE YOU CAST A COCKSUCKING NEW YORK MOTHERFUCKING YANKEE ASSHOLE AS ME!!! I'M SUING!!! NO WAY IN HELL ANY MAN WHO HAS WORN THOSE SICKENING SHIT-BLACK PINSTRIPES IS GONNA PLAY THIS RED SOX FAN!!! I'M TAKING YOU TO THE FUCKING CLEANERS OVER THIS!!! IP: Logged
KilgoreATrout Member	posted 12-22-2000 10:47 PM This is in no way meant to cast a disparaging light on the fine and distinquished career of a fine ball player and a good man such as the late Catfish Hunter. But I just got my principles and my self esteem to think of here. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 10:55 PM Bill "Crazy Legs" Buckner as "KILGOREATROUT" Sorry, KAT, the Catfish thing went through the Wicketts of my mind... IP: Logged
KilgoreATrout Member	posted 12-22-2000 10:57 PM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: Bill "Crazy Legs" Buckner as "KILGOREATROUT" Sorry, KAT, the Catfish thing went through the Wicketts of my mind... Yeah, that is SOOOOO much better. ARE YOU LOOKIN' FOR A LAWSUIT, FER CRISSAKES?!? IP: Logged
Vance Member	posted 12-22-2000 10:59 PM Stephen Dorff just contracted out as me. He shows up late for casting interviews and sometimes doesn't show up for filming at all, which suits me just fine and explains his performance in Blade. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:43 PM "Seventies Supergroup" Boston as "KILGOREATROUT" IP: Logged
KilgoreATrout Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:46 PM Okay, Boston is a little better. But I just have to ask, what was so wrong with Vonnegut playing me? I liked that one. I mean, jeez, if you give away Sellars so quickly, whatcha got for a simple little bastard like me but Kurt? IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-22-2000 11:54 PM quote: Originally posted by KilgoreATrout: Okay, Boston is a little better. But I just have to ask, what was so wrong with Vonnegut playing me? I liked that one. I mean, jeez, if you give away Sellars so quickly, whatcha got for a simple little bastard like me but Kurt? Alright, Trout. You win. Aperfect fit. The one you've been waiting for. Here's your're big... CASTING NOTICE: Kurt Vonnegut's Cigarette as "KILGOREATROUT" Happy? IP: Logged
KilgoreATrout Member	posted 12-23-2000 12:03 AM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: Alright, Trout. You win. Aperfect fit. The one you've been waiting for. Here's your're big... CASTING NOTICE: Kurt Vonnegut's Cigarette as "KILGOREATROUT" Happy? The whole picture! That's me! Man, without meeting me, you can't possibly understand how much that is (without actually being me) is me. Especially the fact that he is jumpstarting the butt in his mouth with his last butt. Let me be the whole picture and there is only one word for it: PERFECT!!! Of course, because of all the crap I gave you over this, I very well may be one of the real sad fuckers in Mack's next scene. Oh well. P.S. where'd you find the picture anyway? IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 12:08 AM Secrets, Trout. INDUSTRY SECRETS. Secrets that will never pass these lips. Right click to save. hkc IP: Logged
KilgoreATrout Member	posted 12-23-2000 12:15 AM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: Secrets, Trout. INDUSTRY SECRETS. Secrets that will never pass these lips. Right click to save. hkc Got it. Saved it. Smoke break and back in to play to John Lennon albums. Love ya, hkc. You're my hero. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 01:07 AM Tinky Winky as "MJARBO" IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 01:16 AM Gargamel as "KSOZE397" or whatever the fuck his numbers are... IP: Logged
rollerfink Member	posted 12-23-2000 06:25 AM How about the ARTRA fan as ToeJam: Why does this pic keep disappearing [This message has been edited by rollerfink (edited 12-23-2000).] [This message has been edited by rollerfink (edited 12-23-2000).] [This message has been edited by rollerfink (edited 12-23-2000).] IP: Logged
FlagKiller Member	posted 12-23-2000 07:24 AM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: Come again? Please clear this up for me. hkc Hey hkc, All I meant was that I loved Peter Sellars in Dr. Strangelove (and most other movies). So I thank you and didn't take any offense whatsoever for that casting decision. It is perhaps the most generous casting decision since Sofia Coppola was chosen for the part in Godfather III. Although I could never live up to such genius, I'm flattered nonetheless. As Artra would say, "I now bid you a dew." IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 08:12 AM How about Gillian Anderson as Mets? IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 08:18 AM How about Courtney Cox as AmyMallet? or Mira Sorvino - maybe better? [This message has been edited by Moira1 (edited 12-23-2000).] IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 08:41 AM Wait, another candidate for Mets: IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 09:40 AM CASTING NOTICE: --------------------------------------------- Anjelina Jolie as "MOIRA1" --------------------------------------------- Still Hubba, Hubba. [This message has been edited by hongkongcavaliers (edited 12-23-2000).] IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 09:48 AM ToeJam is played by IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:15 AM hehehhheheh. uh oh. Angelina Jolie? I don't see it. oh well... thanks, I guess, hkc!! IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:17 AM Don't pay attention to the caption, because Justina is DEEP. But doncha think maybe the sardonic, sexy humor might be.... SAndra Tsing Loh? IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:21 AM Gillian Anderson would be cool... Thanks Moira! Except... I'm only a crew member. I paint sets, or something. I think I'll go hide in the prop room! I vote for Adjani(?) to play Moira! Or even better, Moira to play Moira! "You look like you been dipped in perty sauce!!" IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:23 AM quote: Originally posted by mets: Gillian Anderson would be cool... Thanks Moira! Except... I'm only a crew member. I paint sets, or something. I think I'll go hide in the prop room! I vote for Adjani(?) to play Moira! Or even better, Moira to play Moira! "You look like you been dipped in perty sauce!!" Hey! I was gonna suggest that! Moira as Moira. Moira as Moira. Moira as Moira. IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:33 AM Hi dh! IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:35 AM Mets, AND AND IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:35 AM Uh oh. <blush> Thanks Mets, dh. Umm, dang that pic. Plus I have no acting skills whatsoever... I think Carey Lowell could do a good job. She's cool. IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:40 AM Oooh! dh slipped me some tongue... C'mon Moira! You could do it! Get your 15 minutes of fame! IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:50 AM A MUCH ANTICIPATED AND HIGHLY DEBATED CASTING NOTICE: --------------------------------------------- Mookie Wilson of the 1986 World Champion New York Mets as "METS" --------------------------------------------- No really: Nicole Kidman as "METS" --------------------------------------------- Mets-- I bet you are just as HOT. A graphics girl that stole my heart. Even after I was "mean" to her. IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:57 AM How about a smart hottie with a good ear -- for weird funny stuff as Rollerfink: Ira Glass IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:58 AM Nicole Kidman does have cute dimples on her bottom... IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 12-23-2000 10:58 AM ACK!!! Hee hee! Thanks hkc! IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 11:06 AM quote: Originally posted by Moira1: How about a smart hottie with a good ear -- for weird funny stuff as Rollerfink: Ira Glass Rollerfink presents "This American Life"? Methinks not. He's much more: Car Talk. --------------------------------------------- The Hosts of NPR's Car Talk as "ROLLERFINK" --------------------------------------------- IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 11:08 AM H!HHHaAaaaa... Hkc, you kill me. Those guys RULE! IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 11:19 AM Is Tom Green already cast? Mojave made mention of his goatee... and couldn't think of anyone else... so... IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 11:29 AM Think John Woo might take on HongKongCavaliers? Why not? He is a Golden God, after all! [This message has been edited by Moira1 (edited 12-23-2000).] IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 11:37 AM quote: Originally posted by Moira1: Is Tom Green already cast? First page, Moira1. Tom Green as the Mysteriously Absent markpenney. Something make me think you haven't read my thread. I'd be tickled pink if Woo was to direct me, but others comment my physical features as being: --------------------------------------------- Stone Cold Steve Austin as "Hong Kong Cavaliers" --------------------------------------------- But John Corbett has already been cast as ME. Per the Big Mack himself. hkc IP: Logged

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