CASTING COUCH Now Open For: MACK's Opus... 2001: A Greenlight Odyssey

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Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 11:42 AM Ooooops... I did read it... I remember now... John Corbett, yes, very cool. So cool that show. Is it on anymore anywhere? IP: Logged
Tolafalot Member	posted 12-23-2000 11:43 AM quote: Originally posted by Vance: Stephen Dorff just contracted out as me. He shows up late for casting interviews and sometimes doesn't show up for filming at all, which suits me just fine and explains his performance in Blade. I don't care if he's late. Eye-candy works. Can I pull a prima donna, like screech, throw a tantrum, cry, and demand he be the leading man? I'm fully prepared to beg. Please...Oh...Please...Oh...Please... IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 12-23-2000 11:45 AM Damn... I posted here a while ago and it never showed. Wonder where it went..? Anyhoo, dh & hkc, you guys are sweeties! And nevermind about the dimples... for now! Gotta go do errands. Be back in a while. Mets IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 11:45 AM quote: Originally posted by Moira1: Ooooops... I did read it... I remember now... John Corbett, yes, very cool. So cool that show. Is it on anymore anywhere? A&E.; Noonish. hkc IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 11:49 AM ALF's pic doesn't show up... maybe this way? [This message has been edited by Moira1 (edited 12-23-2000).] IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 11:56 AM quote: Originally posted by Tolafalot: Can I pull a prima donna, like screech, throw a tantrum, cry, and demand he be the leading man? I'm fully prepared to beg. Please...Oh...Please...Oh...Please... Tolafalot: You've been duped by Vancey-Wancey. The Dorf thing was a PHONY. Here's the real Casting Notice: --------------------------------------------- Late Night Entrepenuer Ron Popeil as "VANCE' --------------------------------------------- Tolafalot: Vance can call Ron of RonCo to get you a very nice FOOD DEHYDRATOR, some SPRAY ON HAIR, a really cool PASTA MACHINE, and a spiffy ROTISSERIE CHICKEN THINGEE... But only I can cast Stephen Dorf as anybody. Regards, Your Friend, hkc Leading Man? Don't you want to be a Leading Lady? IP: Logged
Tolafalot Member	posted 12-23-2000 12:02 PM Hkc, As long as Vance plays the part, I don't care. He could look like the painted-pate guy above, wouldn't make a diff. The WAY HE THINKS is quite attractive. AND YES, LEADING LADY. That paint washes out, don't it? Tolaf-at-ya IP: Logged
Vance Member	posted 12-23-2000 12:42 PM Nope. Sorry. The real life similarities are too much. Dorff it is. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 12:48 PM quote: Originally posted by Vance: Nope. Sorry. The real life similarities are too much. Dorff it is. Dorf it is. CASTING NOTICE: --------------------------------------------- The Lovable and Funny Short Man Dorf as "VANCEY-WANCEY" --------------------------------------------- You asked for it. IP: Logged
Tolafalot Member	posted 12-23-2000 12:50 PM quote: Originally posted by Vance: Nope. Sorry. The real life similarities are too much. Dorff it is. Yes, Dorff it is. OR ELSE... (Inhales for a hearty and LOUD screaming fit) Three to four beats. You didn't hear that, did you? Time to call in the very effective reinforcements... (Skeeley, help me out here bud.) IP: Logged
Tolafalot Member	posted 12-23-2000 12:53 PM Wrong DORF! I'm telling Mack Daddy. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 01:00 PM quote: Originally posted by Tolafalot: Wrong DORF! I'm telling Mack Daddy. Get Daddy. If I have to take a spanking for this it was worth it. hkc IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 01:02 PM quote: Originally posted by Tolafalot: Wrong DORF! I'm telling Mack Daddy. If you can get Mack to tell me to change it, I will. Deal? I'll even shit on toast. hkc IP: Logged
Vance Member	posted 12-23-2000 01:04 PM 'S okay. If I am to be little Dorf (and I'm not, for there are certain conventions too strong for the spoken or even written word to deny, such as the flaming wheel bouncing from the wreckage of the villain's smoking car) then two can play recast, and hkc and I will have a dramatic battle scene: hkc IS Herve Villechaize, Fantasy Island's Tatu! Midget fighting. Yeah. Oh, de pain... de pain... IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 01:05 PM quote: Originally posted by Tolafalot: You didn't hear that, did you? Time to call in the very effective reinforcements... (Skeeley, help me out here bud.) skeeley? I doubt if he even would say anything even to spite me. You see, I am the guy who pours skeeley's coffee. hkc Here the deal: Whomever skeeley says will play Vance will play Vance, unless Daddy overrules it. hkc IP: Logged
Tolafalot Member	posted 12-23-2000 01:14 PM Come on! I have no power here! I'm not good at kissing cyber-ass. Okay, I'll make my request known. Mr. Daddy and Master Skeeley, Can Vance play Dorff? It wouldn't be necessary that I be the leading lady. Not a good fit, anyway. So there, Hkc. I'll accept the outcome. The writer rules. (a Simpson's: Hee hee.) [This message has been edited by Tolafalot (edited 12-23-2000).] IP: Logged
Vance Member	posted 12-23-2000 01:21 PM Ah, Mrs. Robinson. It's nothing to worry about. I am here for the fun, these proceedings are nothing more than deuling wits. I take everything on these boards with the sidelong glance and smirk. Nothing is serious, with few exceptions. I have played golf with Primus. My life is basically over, since anything since then is just not as interesting. Maybe because all the beer passed around that night destroyed most of my mind and mortal soul. Who knows? IP: Logged
mack daddy Member	posted 12-23-2000 01:23 PM S'up, gang? Listen, if you check the credits of "THE GREENLIGHT GLADIATORS" - located on the "MD becomes MP" thread - you'll see that Vance was played by Yanni. Yanni re-signed, and... You know, a deal's a deal. -Mack IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-23-2000 01:27 PM quote: Originally posted by mack daddy: S'up, gang? Listen, if you check the credits of "THE GREENLIGHT GLADIATORS" - located on the "MD becomes MP" thread - you'll see that Vance was played by Yanni. Yanni re-signed, and... You know, a deal's a deal. -Mack Fair is Fair. Oh my god. That is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen. Vance is Yanni. A fate worse than death. Not even skeeley can alter this one. A finger has come down from the heavens and... Vance is Yanni. Classic. hkc IP: Logged
Vance Member	posted 12-23-2000 01:30 PM quote: Originally posted by mack daddy: you'll see that Vance was played by Yanni. Musta missed this one. quote: located on the "MD becomes MP" thread Yep. Sure did. Sorry. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 02:01 PM Take heart, Vance. It might have been Fabio riding a rollercoaster, eating raw duck. [This message has been edited by dh (edited 12-23-2000).] IP: Logged
Tolafalot Member	posted 12-23-2000 02:44 PM Ewwwww. How could you do that to a duck! IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 02:57 PM You're right, tolafalot. Cruelty to quackers. But, in this suggestion, which was an attempt to lift Vance's spirits at having been type cast, when he really did want to be played by a puppet... We may very well have stumbled upon Mack Daddy's true identity! No! Not the duck! The one! The only! The Mack Daddy! IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 03:01 PM But it sure TASTES like butter! IP: Logged
Tolafalot Member	posted 12-23-2000 03:10 PM Nooooooooooooo! Never. Never. Write? What? Butter? Yes. Write? No. Pose. Yes. Write? No. Once again...repeat after me... (Vance has this guy beat, hands down. So does Paul Newman.) Tolaf_to_hard. IP: Logged
Vance Member	posted 12-23-2000 03:19 PM Look, people, thank you for the thought but I don't mind the torture. I have walked through the fires of hell, toasting marshmallows on the way, and I say BRING IT. [This message has been edited by Vance (edited 12-23-2000).] IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 03:55 PM Vance, well said. I think Mack Daddy is a woman, who could still be well played by Fabio, or his hair. Yes, Mack Daddy is female. IP: Logged
AsRiaL Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:00 PM My God I've been in the greenlight forum too long. How could I have missed you guys? Bunch of funny shit up in here. I'm not a contestant this year due to a time factor but uh can I play with you guys huh huh? IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:07 PM Slide right in AsRial! The water is ... Well we just won't mention that. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:07 PM quote: Originally posted by AsRiaL: My God I've been in the greenlight forum too long. How could I have missed you guys? Bunch of funny shit up in here. I'm not a contestant this year due to a time factor but uh can I play with you guys huh huh? You are welcome here, Asrial. IP: Logged
Vance Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:10 PM quote: Originally posted by mets: Slide right in AsRial! The water is ... Well we just won't mention that. Warm. It bubbles a lot, too, usually just as skeeley gets a great big grin on his face. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:12 PM quote: Originally posted by Tolafalot: Nooooooooooooo! Never. Never. Write? What? Butter? Yes. Write? No. Pose. Yes. Write? No. Once again...repeat after me... (Vance has this guy beat, hands down. So does Paul Newman.) Tolaf_to_hard. Vance has who beat, hands down? And Paul Newman... What is that all about, I ask? Tolafalot, please explain this post to me. I'm dumb. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:15 PM quote: Originally posted by mets: Slide right in AsRial! The water is ... Well we just won't mention that. Somebody been peeing in the pool? IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:22 PM This is Paul Newman: IP: Logged
AsRiaL Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:47 PM Aww such friendly folk! Skeely, Vance, or any of you funny fucking guys, I want one of you for xmas which one isn't taken? LoL jk. Why is skeely grinning and what's that smell? IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:50 PM quote: Originally posted by Moira1: But it sure TASTES like butter! Butter. Curious word, butter. IP: Logged
JulieMallen Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:52 PM What a funy great thread! you people are soooo great you crack me up! "Happy Merry Everything" to you all~ {Tech gave me the Merry Everything!} I must give credit where credit is do! Peace~ Julie ;-) IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:53 PM quote: Originally posted by dh: Butter. Curious word, butter. Kinda melts in your mouth, doesn't it? IP: Logged
Vance Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:54 PM What was that nice people swallow thing a response to over on my thread? I just don't keep track of what I write anymore... Sorry. Moira has stolen my heart, and most of my fine china. Such is love... And skeeley has his own ball and chain, shown here: IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-23-2000 04:56 PM quote: Originally posted by Moira1: Kinda melts in your mouth, doesn't it? I gaze at your picture when I read this. IP: Logged

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