CASTING COUCH Now Open For: MACK's Opus... 2001: A Greenlight Odyssey

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dh Member	posted 12-24-2000 06:43 PM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: Jesus, dh. You had to go and fuck up a perfectly good thread with an ordinary bump. Asshole. Regards, Your Friend, hkc Nyaa nyaa! Starring as hkc! IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 12-24-2000 06:49 PM quote: Originally posted by dawncallahan: Goddammit, what about ME? Emily Watson was supposed to play me.... Choose an actor. Post a picture. Tell all your friends to do likewise. IP: Logged
Hefty Kid Member	posted 12-24-2000 07:13 PM i'd like to recommend the role of coyote be played by the late author john cheever. the resembelance isnt as much so startling, as cheever's proclivity to hunt for poon tang on the internet. IP: Logged
not that button! Member	posted 12-24-2000 08:55 PM Is that Moira1's actual picture on page 4? Because the last thing in need in my life is for some witty, intelligent and insightful stranger to be hot, as well. So please tell me it's somebody else. Sorry I'm behind the times, I've been gone for about 2 weeks. Carry on. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-24-2000 08:59 PM quote: Originally posted by not that button!: Is that Moira1's actual picture on page 4? Because the last thing in need in my life is for some witty, intelligent and insightful stranger to be hot, as well. So please tell me it's somebody else. Sorry I'm behind the times, I've been gone for about 2 weeks. Carry on. Yes. It is Moira1. One word, twice... HUBBA, HUBBA. IP: Logged
not that button! Member	posted 12-24-2000 09:05 PM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: Yes. It is Moira1. One word, twice... HUBBA, HUBBA. Damn it. Angela's got a new rival. Anyone know where she lives? Please tell me it's far away from me. IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 12-24-2000 09:19 PM quote: Originally posted by not that button!: Damn it. Angela's got a new rival. Anyone know where she lives? Please tell me it's far away from me. NTB!!! Hugs on ya! BTW, Vance is in love with Moira... But then again... he's not here. IP: Logged
not that button! Member	posted 12-24-2000 09:28 PM quote: Originally posted by mets: NTB!!! Hugs on ya! BTW, Vance is in love with Moira... But then again... he's not here. Hugs back at ya. It figures about Vance, of course. He can have her. I'm sure she lives far away anyway. Everyone else does. IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 12-24-2000 09:30 PM Oh now... We've missed ya, cooter boy! Get that puter fixed! Get in on some emails! IP: Logged
not that button! Member	posted 12-24-2000 09:35 PM I MAY have it fixed.... Maybe. We'll see in the coming days. P.S. Did I see that you had a copy of my SP? If so, what'd you think? IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 12-24-2000 09:40 PM quote: Originally posted by not that button!: Did I see that you had a copy of my SP? If so, what'd you think? I do indeedy! Printed it even! But I have yet to sit and read. I've been really slackin lately cuz of the season and being lazy in general. But I promise I will definitely get to it. Probably next weekend. I never seem to go out for New Years so I should have plenty of down time. IP: Logged
Vance Member	posted 12-24-2000 09:43 PM Call your dogs! THEY CAN FEAST UPON YOUR CORPSES! Just quoting. IP: Logged
not that button! Member	posted 12-24-2000 09:56 PM I'm not sure whom you're quoting, but I'm fairly certain it doesn't relate. Vance, send me your SP again. I think I accidentally deleted in when the bastards at Microsoft threatened to start charging me for my account. Bastards. That's a funny word. Bastards. I should go to bed. The sooner I fall asleep, the sooner I can wake up and open all my presents (I'm at my parents' house). One last thing: Can anyone tell me why the Jets decided to piss their whole fucking season away in the last three weeks? Just curious, 'cause it's had me in a foul mood since four this afternoon. On the plus side, I think I could win some money on that Two Minute Drill show on ESPN. I should call them. Happy holidays. IP: Logged
skeeley Member	posted 12-24-2000 10:13 PM NTB, Vinnie was clearly paid off. also moira lives in santa monica. well at least that's where her yoga class is. if you want to stalk her, she gave me directions... IP: Logged
Vance Member	posted 12-24-2000 10:29 PM Sorry, hit and running tonight. This'll wrap it up, I believe. Skeeley, paid off? Th'wha? Sometimes you just confuse me. NTB, consider it done. And have you checked the other forum tonight? IP: Logged
not that button! Member	posted 12-24-2000 10:55 PM quote: Originally posted by skeeley: NTB, Vinnie was clearly paid off. No fucking shit! I swear to God, I cannot believe how bad he was playing! If you had told me that Vin would throw for 481 yards, the Ravens would have about 130 on offense all together, and yet I'd be screaming at my TV and throwing things for the better part of three quarters, I would have said...well, frankly, I would have said that sounds about right, 'cause I'm a Jets fan and that's how they work. But my god...I have never seen a QB bailed out by his receivers so many times...481 yards! And he played horribly! Jesus! The defense gave up seven fucking points, and the team lost by 14. My girlfriend doesn't understand how I could get so worked up over a game I'm not playing in, but SHE was pissed today, he was so awful. I think the quintessential play today, and perhaps of the entire second half of the season, was when it was 3rd and 1 from the Balto 23, Vinnie has an EASY three yards on a scramble, untouched, and he tries to jam a two yard pass into a covered receiver. The whole fucking game, summed up right there. Okay, I'm slightly better now. I'll probably calm down sometime next week. Oh, and Vance...which other thread? Tell me tomorrow. And we should start emailing soon, god willing. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-25-2000 07:04 PM quote: Originally posted by mack daddy: S'up, gang? Listen, if you check the credits of "THE GREENLIGHT GLADIATORS" - located on the "MD becomes MP" thread - you'll see that Vance was played by Yanni. Yanni re-signed, and... You know, a deal's a deal. -Mack Casting Notice: --------------------------------------------- Inspirational Musical Artist Yanni as "VANCE" Casting Notes: This one came down from the Big Man Himself... Classic Mack. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-27-2000 11:55 PM Catherine Zeta Jones as "PINATA" IP: Logged
Shapely Stooge Member	posted 12-27-2000 11:59 PM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: Catherine Zeta Jones as "PINATA" WOO HOO! for mack "Pinata" daddy IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-28-2000 01:24 AM Michelle Yeoh as "THE IRRESISTABLE ZHU" IP: Logged
zhu Member	posted 12-28-2000 10:09 AM ok, that's an exaggeration. thanks though! heh. IP: Logged
mack daddy Member	posted 12-28-2000 11:22 AM Great news, Gang! A BIG addition... Paul Newman's been CONFIRMED for the "Odyssey!" YES! A casting COUP! And Michelle indeed signed on as "zhu." (But we all knew that already.) Stay tuned... IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-28-2000 11:23 AM quote: Originally posted by mack daddy: Great news, Gang! A BIG addition... Paul Newman's been CONFIRMED for the "Odyssey!" YES! A casting COUP! And Michelle indeed signed on as "zhu." (But we all knew that already.) Stay tuned... MD is PN IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-28-2000 11:24 AM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: MD is PN Vance is Yanni. IP: Logged
zhu Member	posted 12-28-2000 12:03 PM god, i can't stop looking at "myself." IP: Logged
dommah Member	posted 12-30-2000 07:40 PM Sorry, I just had to look at that picture of Michelle Khan again. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-30-2000 07:44 PM quote: Originally posted by dommah: Sorry, I just had to look at that picture of Michelle Khan again. Amen to that one brother. That picture almost gets me as hot as watching Michelle wield those weapons in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". What is it about watching a woman with a weapon? hkc IP: Logged
dommah Member	posted 12-30-2000 07:49 PM Even better than the wielding is the severe beating that she administers to you while you're standing dumbstruck. Oh, I'm GONNA die. IP: Logged
Shapely Stooge Member	posted 12-30-2000 07:52 PM quote: Originally posted by hongkongcavaliers: Michelle Yeoh as "THE IRRESISTABLE ZHU" *WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO ZHUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!!* IP: Logged
Shapely Stooge Member	posted 12-30-2000 07:54 PM quote: Originally posted by zhu: god, i can't stop looking at "myself." zhu, baby!!! I can't stop looking at yourself either!!! Woooooo Hoooooo!!! IP: Logged
Shapely Stooge Member	posted 12-30-2000 07:56 PM zhu... *Wo hen ai ni!!!* IP: Logged
dommah Member	posted 12-30-2000 08:00 PM That would be "I very love you" in Mandarin Chinese (which zhu knows not too much of) in case anyone wanted to know. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaliers Member	posted 12-30-2000 08:03 PM quote: Originally posted by dommah: That would be "I very love you" in Mandarin Chinese (which zhu knows not too much of) in case anyone wanted to know. Smarty Pants. IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 12-30-2000 09:23 PM For the whole trashy story: https://www.projectgreenlight.xyz/Forum1/HTML/006731.html IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 12-30-2000 09:46 PM I don't know if I want to know that story... oh who are we kidding...yes I do. IP: Logged
zhu Member	posted 01-01-2001 10:15 AM quote: Originally posted by Shapely Stooge: [b]WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO ZHUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!! [/B] sigh. objectification. sigh. IP: Logged
zhu Member	posted 01-01-2001 10:19 AM quote: Originally posted by Shapely Stooge: zhu... [b]Wo hen ai ni!!! [/B] u love michelle, not zhu. IP: Logged
zhu Member	posted 01-01-2001 10:20 AM quote: Originally posted by dommah: That would be "I very love you" in Mandarin Chinese (which zhu knows not too much of) in case anyone wanted to know. Wo pu tong, lah. IP: Logged
quasimodoh Member	posted 01-01-2001 10:13 PM I've got a picture for this thread. Get back to you later with it. IP: Logged
Neon Junkie Member	posted 01-03-2001 10:33 PM What happened to the Michelle Yeoh pic? IP: Logged

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