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stony girl Member	posted 04-14-2001 07:57 PM Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfcker. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. Her tits are just too big. Sometimes I just want to be held. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. Fck Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons? I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more. I understand. This movie has too much nudity. Damn, we're late for church! No, I don't want to see your sister's tits. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue. Put some panties on for Christ's sake. IP: Logged
molly49 Member	posted 04-14-2001 08:01 PM so true...so very true... IP: Logged
rollerfink Member	posted 04-14-2001 09:26 PM I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfcker. No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. Her tits are just too big. Sometimes I just want to be held. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. Fck Monday Night Football, let's watch Melrose Place. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons? I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more. I understand. This movie has too much nudity. Damn, we're late for church! No, I don't want to see your sister's tits. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue. Put some panties on for Christ's sake. IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 04-14-2001 09:29 PM Roller, you really are a girly boy aren't ya? IP: Logged
molly49 Member	posted 04-14-2001 09:34 PM heh. IP: Logged
Shapely Stooge Member	posted 04-14-2001 11:47 PM quote: I have and will say *some* of those things as I feel I am a stooge that is in touch with his feminine side... that's why I'm shapely. IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-15-2001 12:33 AM And, as we all know, Shapely Stooges are the most sensitive. IP: Logged
sk0ll Member	posted 04-15-2001 02:15 PM quote: Originally posted by molly49: so true...so very true... Nope. Not true. IP: Logged
Shapely Stooge Member	posted 04-15-2001 03:32 PM quote: Originally posted by mets: And, as we all know, Shapely Stooges are the most sensitive. quote: Original response posted by Sensitive Stooge: Thank you, sweet lady... though my skin is not thin, it's sensitive... ...and sometimes all tingly. IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 04-15-2001 05:55 PM that he honors you the way you are ---- unless he actually does..... IP: Logged
petunya Member	posted 04-17-2001 01:27 AM Bump for Stony's thread 'cause it's cute and funny! You know Stony, your original post here makes a wonderful poem! It's fantastic! IP: Logged
hi-karate Junior Member	posted 04-17-2001 01:59 AM quote: Originally posted by stony girl: Roller, you really are a girly boy aren't ya? no he's just married. IP: Logged
b-man Member	posted 04-17-2001 03:46 AM I resent these. "Melrose Place" was the shit. IP: Logged
molly49 Member	posted 04-17-2001 05:49 AM quote: Originally posted by sk0ll: [QUOTE]Originally posted by molly49: [b]so true...so very true... Nope. Not true. [/B][/QUOTE] how dare you contradict me???? IP: Logged
vorpal Member	posted 04-17-2001 07:09 AM quote: Originally posted by stony girl: *motherfcker.** I don't understand. What does this mean? What is the "*"? It doesn't make any sense. It's not a real letter. Is it two words? Then what's a motherf? Or a cker? How do you pronounce that? Oh, God, why hast thou forsaken me? IP: Logged
sk0ll Member	posted 04-17-2001 08:05 AM quote: Originally posted by molly49: how dare you contradict me???? I'm sorry. I don't mean to contradict you. It's just that your data are incomplete. Perhaps your sampling was too narrow. You see I think nudity in movies is unnecessary. I've known womem whose breast were too large. Don't drink beer anymore, and never did it when I had to work in the morning. I love to cuddle. I say F*ck Monday Night Football, AND Melrose Place. Nothing wrong with a kiss after OS.\ And here's something for you: Why are women so eager to get to the "Main event?" Why don't they like foreplay? IP: Logged
edgewyze Member	posted 04-17-2001 08:07 AM quote: Originally posted by sk0ll: Why are women so eager to get to the "Main event?" Why don't they like foreplay?[/B][/QUOTE] excuse me? IP: Logged
molly49 Member	posted 04-17-2001 08:09 AM quote: Originally posted by sk0ll: [QUOTE]Originally posted by molly49: [b] how dare you contradict me???? I'm sorry. I don't mean to contradict you. It's just that your data are incomplete. Perhaps your sampling was too narrow. You see I think nudity in movies is unnecessary. I've known womem whose breast were too large. Don't drink beer anymore, and never did it when I had to work in the morning. I love to cuddle. I say F*ck Monday Night Football, AND Melrose Place. Nothing wrong with a kiss after OS.\ And here's something for you: Why are women so eager to get to the "Main event?" Why don't they like foreplay?[/B][/QUOTE] mmm...maybe that question should be directed towards yourself? myself...and a general sample of my woman friends...are quite fond of this activity... IP: Logged
sk0ll Member	posted 04-17-2001 08:58 AM quote: Originally posted by edgewyze: [QUOTE]Originally posted by sk0ll: Why are women so eager to get to the "Main event?" Why don't they like foreplay?[/QUOTE] excuse me? [/B][/QUOTE]I know. It's strange, but true. In the 80s I ran into many young ladies who where like rabbits. Didn't want any of that hugging and kissing and carressing a touching. Just want to "do it." I don't understand it. I love foreplay. I have been told in such a way to believe it that I am good at it. I don't get many chances in my life for tenderness and these ladies where taking one of them away. I didn't like it at all. [This message has been edited by sk0ll (edited 04-17-2001).] IP: Logged
petunya Member	posted 04-17-2001 11:18 AM quote: Originally posted by vorpal: I don't understand. What does this mean? What is the ""? It doesn't make any sense. It's not a real letter. Is it two words? Then what's a motherf? Or a cker? How do you pronounce that? Oh, God, why hast thou forsaken me? Hee! Hee! "Motherfucker"... is that better? It is kind of a vile word though... guess that's why there were ** ... "Mother" by itself isn't bad and "Fucker" by itself isn't bad, but when you put the two together that's kinda wretched. IP: Logged
AsRiaL Member	posted 04-17-2001 12:36 PM skoll can we uh hang out sometime? LoL wait you're probably married or taken nm damnit IP: Logged
sk0ll Member	posted 04-17-2001 12:59 PM I got the ring. IP: Logged
12vob Member	posted 04-17-2001 01:24 PM Stand back I don't know how big this thing is going to get. IP: Logged
magicalcat Member	posted 04-17-2001 01:42 PM quote: Stand back I don't know how big this thing is going to get. ooh! now that turned me on! IP: Logged
12vob Member	posted 04-17-2001 01:47 PM Yeah, but it's something you're never going to hear. IP: Logged
magicalcat Member	posted 04-17-2001 01:52 PM well, it sounds like something a guy might say the first time he tries viagra. so you never know... IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 04-17-2001 06:15 PM Viagra huh? Petunya this isn't a poem...this is what someone who I haven't seen or talked to in months sent to me. I just thought it was funny. Vorpal, I copy and pasted it. That's why it has ***. You know me, I would have said motherfucker. Oh and sk0ll - What planet are you from? Women don't like foreplay...yeah right IP: Logged
sk0ll Member	posted 04-18-2001 08:22 AM quote: Originally posted by stony girl: Viagra huh? Petunya this isn't a poem...this is what someone who I haven't seen or talked to in months sent to me. I just thought it was funny. Vorpal, I copy and pasted it. That's why it has *. You know me, I would have said motherfucker. Oh and sk0ll - What planet are you from? Women don't like foreplay...yeah right** I'm from earth. I base my assertion that SOME women don't care for it on 18 years of "dating" and relationships with women, many of whom had no interest in foreplay. One woman came right out and said, "I don't like hugging and touching or any pussy stuff like that. I just want to be fucked. Hard!" I mean no offence, but are you basing your implied assertion on your experience in foreplay with women? If so, perhaps you're just better at choosing than am I. IP: Logged
Bad David Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:10 PM sk0l, Wow. Bad luck for you, man. In my experience, women like it both ways. Some nights (most often), foreplay is wanted. Its best if I can get them off once or twice BEFORE the main event, because otherwise (at least with me), I end up concentrating too much with "performance anxiety." And Afterplay is something quite under-rated, and usually quite wanted. However, some nights its nice to see the girl, pick her up, and fuck the hell out of her before she can catch her breath. THEN go for the (again under-rated) after-play. But women refuse to stick to steriotypes. Thats why one-night stands hardly ever work. Takes a couple nights just to start learning her body. Thats just my experience, but I thought you'd want a higher statistical sampling. And as for the origional post- there are maybe 1/3 of those that I have said and will say again. So fuck you. IP: Logged
molly49 Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:13 PM bd! IP: Logged
Bad David Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:14 PM molly-girl! IP: Logged
sk0ll Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:22 PM BD. In the end that's what it's really all about, isn't it. For some reason, many guys, maybe most of them, haven't figured out that if you take care of your lady's needs first, she'll take care of yours (except for the ones what don't like foreplay, or afterplay. One said to me, "afterwards, don't touch me.") IP: Logged
Bad David Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:29 PM sk0ll- that is so strange. But I believe it. Its funny how many steriotypes people actually believe about sex. Like the idea that men never fake orgasms. ??? Did it many a time. After awhile, ya just get tired. Or like women always like soft, tender forplay. Nope. Some like it slam/bam/thank you and goodnight. But I have found many a woman, especially in a certain generational spread, who have NEVER had an orgasm (before me) or who describe their husbands as TWO MINUTE WONDERS. Two minutes? Hell, how many positions can you go thru in two minutes? And how can a guy get off that quick? Boggles the fucking mind. I can't even get off with MASTURBATION in less than a half hour. 20 minutes if its been awhile. Sex in less than 2? ??? But it is true. Anyway. There is my rant. And you're right. Take care of them, they take care of you. Its all good. Make 'em cum real hard, for at least a few hours they think you are an angle sent by God and will do ANYTHING for you. Anything. Wanna see her sister's tits- thats the time to ask. I think I may be saying too much. IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:39 PM quote: Originally posted by sk0ll: I'm from earth. I base my assertion that SOME women don't care for it on 18 years of "dating" and relationships with women, many of whom had no interest in foreplay. One woman came right out and said, "I don't like hugging and touching or any pussy stuff like that. I just want to be fucked. Hard!" I mean no offence, but are you basing your implied assertion on your experience in foreplay with women? If so, perhaps you're just better at choosing than am I. Well sk0ll, you've got me there. I'm sure you have more experince in foreplay with womwn than I do. I am a woman. And I do talk to other women, and I think what really works out the best is foreplay followed by hard fucking. And I think lots of women would agree with that. So what's your problem? Are you a tease? Are ya gettin' them all worked up to soon? Got them all ready for round two when there ain't even be a round one yet? IP: Logged
sk0ll Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:47 PM A tease. No. I got the slow hands, I taken them as far as they want to go. But, like I said, I don't have many opportunities for tenderness in my life. I have been fortunate enough to find a few women who do appreciate a slow hand, not always of course, but usually. Those moments I have cherished. Is that a problem? Is it a shortcoming on my part? But you might be right. Many of the women I was involved with may have been upset that I didn't just grab them, throw them on the floor and have at it. That may have been why they picked me (many of the women in my life initiated the relationship, some had no interest in telling me their last names. One's idea of foreplay was, "take off your clothes." My, isn't that seductive). [This message has been edited by sk0ll (edited 04-18-2001).] IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:49 PM I don't know. Maybe you just need to date a different type of woman. IP: Logged
sk0ll Member	posted 04-18-2001 12:56 PM Can't do that. I'm married now. IP: Logged

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