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mets
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posted 04-17-2001 09:26 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's part one of a nifty new questionaire from our very own BJ! Feel free to interrogate your intended with this handy new & customizeable tool!

Part 1:

1) where do you live?
2) how'd your mama make you so sexy?
3) greenlight script?
4) favorite movie quote ("There's always some motherfucker tryin' to iceskate uphill" is taken, sorry)
5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out?
6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...)
7) favorite writing genre?
8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu?
9) mets or yanks? (mets- don't answer!)
10) have any money to loan me?

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mets
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posted 04-17-2001 09:27 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And Part 2:

11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park?
12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em?
13) Ever seen "Noises Off"?
14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc.
15) sexiest bedwear you own?
16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm?
17) what's your answering machine say?
18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? (if other, explain)
19) favorite dessert?
20) favorite cold remedy?

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Grroeb
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posted 04-17-2001 09:33 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You forgot, "Are you insane?"

Of course, men dont' need to ask this question because ALL women are insane.


Grroeb's gonna get in trouble. hee hee

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BJ
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posted 04-17-2001 09:35 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Grroeb:
You forgot, "Are you insane?"

Of course, men dont' need to ask this question because ALL women are insane.


Grroeb's gonna get in trouble. hee hee


*spank!*

wait til you see my dating packages! LOL

Thanks metsy! now you answer them

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mets
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posted 04-17-2001 09:35 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Grroeb:
You forgot, "Are you insane?"

Tell it to the author! And you were born in trouble...

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12vob
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posted 04-17-2001 09:37 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) Long Island.
2) Her mama taught her and her mama taught her and so on.
3) Shy.
4) I have to pick one? I'll have to get back to you on that.
5) My front pocket.
6) None
7) Comedy
8) I'm not dumb.
9) Yanks! (4th generation)
10) No (you can thank the IRS for that answer)
11) None
12) Like 'em
13) Yes.
14) All of the above.
15) Boxer/Breifs (or just in the buff)
16) I put my alarm clok on the other side of the room.
17) "Hi, it's 12vob. I can't come to the phone right now but leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I can" (Stating in August-January they get interesting)
18) The beach, but could be other.
19) Vanilla Ice Cream with waffer sticks
20) Nyquel and Daquel

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mets
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posted 04-17-2001 09:39 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BJ:
Thanks metsy! now you answer them

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BJ
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posted 04-17-2001 09:39 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Aaaaand... For those single males (SANE ONLY) I'm pretty easy to date - I have three special dating packages to choose from:

1) Remote Dating Package - requirements: send gifts one to two times a month, call once or twice a week, emails 4-5 times a week, personal appearances 1 to 3 times per quarter.

2) Fling Package - requirements - personal appearance 4-6 times/week for up to 4 months. No calls, emails, or gifts required. Sexual relations mandatory.

3) Tax Write-Off package - requirements - marriage certificate and diamond ring, appearances at family gatherings - 3/year.

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Grroeb
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posted 04-17-2001 09:39 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mets:
Tell it to the author! And you were born in trouble...


Trouble!! Woo Hoo!! I love trouble! Great movie title! Very bad movie.

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Grroeb
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posted 04-17-2001 09:40 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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[This message has been edited by Grroeb (edited 04-20-2001).]

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BJ
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posted 04-17-2001 09:43 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mets:


..... for our male viewers at home! LOL

grr, you're being feisty, do we have to get out the big paddle?

*SPANK!*

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BJ
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posted 04-17-2001 10:07 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

[This message has been edited by BJ (edited 04-17-2001).]

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mets
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posted 04-17-2001 10:08 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It'll have to wait til my lunch hour...

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Disney69
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posted 04-17-2001 10:19 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) where do you live? HOLLYWOOD, CA
2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? GREAT EYES
3) greenlight script? FAIRY TALE (but needs a new name)
4) favorite movie quote YOU'RE MONEY BABY
5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? BACK POCKET
6) allergies? any of them deadly? THE USUAL SEASONAL ALLERGIES
7) favorite writing genre? FANTACY (SEX) <- jk
8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? ZACKFU BABY!
9) mets or yanks? METS
10) have any money to loan me? NOPE *KISSES*
11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? THE ONE THAT DROPS YOU STRAIGHT DOWN- I"M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS
12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? OKAY
13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? YEP
14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. OILS OR MARBLE
15) sexiest bedwear you own? I SLEEP NAKED BUT I OWN SOME NICE VIC. SEC. STUFF
16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? EVERY MORNING
17) what's your answering machine say? IT'S PROFESSIONAL - SORRY.
18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? BEACH
19) favorite dessert? ANYTHING CHOCOLATE AND FROM SPAGO!!!
20) favorite cold remedy? SLEEP AND BATH (not at the same time.)


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Moira1
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posted 04-17-2001 10:46 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh mets and BJ, this is hiliarous. I like the tax write-off package. very funny.

I think more questions on the handy dating tool should be:

comfort level getting in bed before the first date: an itch, a scratch, the chicken pox

comfort level getting in bed remotely before ever meeting: hah, yahoo, yipeeeeeeee!

hormone surge-ometer: when you chat/read posts/talk, you get: nauseous, riled, wobbly, kill-me-now

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rollerfink
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posted 04-17-2001 10:51 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) where do you live? IN A SHACK DOWN BY THE CREEK
2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? MAKE-UP
3) greenlight script? ROGER WITH A D (it's about a guy named Roger who spells his name with a D)
4) favorite movie quote OH NO (it's been in lots of movies)
5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? AT HOME SO I CAN SPONGE OFF EVERYBODY ELSE
6) allergies? any of them deadly? CANCER
7) favorite writing genre? WORDPERFECT 5.1
8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? IN A THONG, BITTERFU. IN A TUTU, BITTERFU ASWELL.
9) mets or yanks? I DON'T WATCH THE XFL
10) have any money to loan me? YES. 56% P.A.
11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? THAT ONE CALLED "THE LINE" WHERE YOU WALK AROUND THROUGH A KIND OF MAZE THINGY BEHIND OTHER PEOPLE.
12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? I LOVE THE ONE WITH POCK MARKS ALL OVER HIS FACE. I HATE THE ONE WHO SAVED TIBET.
13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? IS THAT THE SEQUEL TO FACE OFF?
14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. PEANUT BUTTER
15) sexiest bedwear you own? AN ORANGE PRISON JUMPSUIT
16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? ABOUT 36
17) what's your answering machine say? "I HAVE CALLER ID SO IF YOU ARE SOMEONE I WANTED TO TALK TO THEN I WOULD HAVE ANSWERED THE PHONE SO FUCK OFF UNLESS THAT'S YOU MUM IN WHICH CASE, HI MUM"
18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? CHINESE PRISON CAMP
19) favorite dessert? LASAGNE
20) favorite cold remedy? PUT ON A SWEATER OR TURN UP THE HEAT


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BJ
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posted 04-17-2001 11:01 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i am SOOOOO about to get fired from my job, I am laughing so hard I have tears coming out.... and why is
'any allergies - Cancer' sending me into fits ?? LOL LOL LOL LOL rollerfink you are evil!!!!!

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BJ
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posted 04-17-2001 11:03 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
roller, we can definitely date! LOL as long as you bring the orange jumpsuit to bed with you.

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2Questionable
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posted 04-17-2001 11:12 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Rollerfink, you're my hero...

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mikeinlalaland
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posted 04-17-2001 01:47 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Beats James Lipton's questions by a mile...

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BJ
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posted 04-17-2001 01:55 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mikeinlalaland:
Beats James Lipton's questions by a mile...

well thank the gods for that.

I initially like "what's your favorite swear word" but that's losing it's hold on me...

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1take
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posted 04-17-2001 02:06 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) where do you live? ELLLLLLLLLL-A!
2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? SHE CHEATED ON HER HUSBAND
3) greenlight script? GENERATION EXODUS
4) favorite movie quote "HONEY, CAN'T LIVES ON WON'T STREET" (FROM FLAWLESS WITH THE GREATEST ACTOR OF MODERN TIMES PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? IN MY PRADA BAG, OF COURSE!
6) allergies? any of them deadly? BEE STINGS, YES
7) favorite writing genre? MAGIC REALISM
8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? I HAVE TO CHOSE JUST ONE!!!???
9) mets or yanks? YUCK TO BOTH. RED SOX, BABY! IT'S ALL ABOUT NOMAAAH.
10) have any money to loan me? KIND OF
11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DONUT ON A GIANT POLE WHERE YOU SIT WITH YOUR LEGS HANGING OFF AND IT GOES UP TO THE TOP AND THEN DROPS YOU DOWN SUPERFAST.
12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? THEY'RE OKAY.
13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? NO
14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. PEZ
15) sexiest bedwear you own? A RED SHEER SILK SHORT NIGHTIE W/ MATCHING THONG. IT HAS LITTLE PURPLE FLOWERS ON IT.
16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? NEVER
17) what's your answering machine say? UMM, NEXT QUESTION
18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? EUROPE
19) favorite dessert? CREME BRULEE
20) favorite cold remedy? HOMEMADE CHICKEN SOUP

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dfogg
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posted 04-17-2001 02:06 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) where do you live?
Very near you...

2) how'd your mama make you so sexy?
<suave grin>

3) greenlight script?
Slay the Demons

4) favorite movie quote
"...we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. And it wasn't a miracle. We just... decided to go."

5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out?
In my nifty pouch on my footrest.

6) allergies? any of them deadly?
I'm allergic to being without you...

7) favorite writing genre?
Intense drama

8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu?
Bitterfu totally.

9) mets or yanks?
mets has a cool taser, but yanks I can do at home...

10) have any money to loan me?
LOL

11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park?
I'm fearless.

12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em?
Bestiality's illegal, but I'll try anything twice. Once if it kills me.

13) Ever seen "Noises Off"?
Uh uh...

14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc.
The written word.

15) sexiest bedwear you own?
My own flesh.

16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm?
I don't use the alarm. I wake up naturally at 8:13.

17) what's your answering machine say?
"Hi, you've reached Alliance Hall room number 206, this is Dan Fogg... I'm probably at class right now or otherwise not in the room, if you leave your name and number I'll get back to you as soon as I get back. <beep>"

18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other?
Casino, woohoo!

19) favorite dessert?
Cookies and cream ice cream.

20) favorite cold remedy?
My own healing energy. It's another of my cat-like abilities.

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Bad David
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posted 04-17-2001 02:53 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What the hell. I'm bored.:
Part 1:

1) where do you live? San Diego
2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? Don't like thinking about mama and sexy in the same sentence.
3) greenlight script? Good Gone Bad.
4) favorite movie quote "Next time can we use real bullets?"
5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? right hip pocket.
6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...) Latex, penicillian, citrus, MSG
7) favorite writing genre? sci fi
8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? zackfu
9) mets or yanks? (mets- don't answer!)yanks
10) have any money to loan me? no.
11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? "Its a small world after all."
12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? Love 'em.
13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? Yes
14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. Porcelin or marble sculpture
15) sexiest bedwear you own? tighty whiteys.
16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? About 50%
17) what's your answering machine say? "Hi, this is Dave. Please leave a message."
18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? (if other, explain)Other. I'm fond of formal gardens (like the Buchart gardens, etc.)
19) favorite dessert? Not fond of things too sweet, but I like a chocolate flourless soufle' with rasberry coulie
20) favorite cold remedy? Echinacea, herbal tea... with a fever, my fave remedy is sex.

OK- so I'm not feeling funny today. What can I say? It killed a little time.


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hbeachbabe
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posted 04-17-2001 03:04 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) where do you live? LONG BEACH, CA
2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMISTRY (AND SURGERY)
3) greenlight script? THE ZOE PLAN
4) favorite movie quote "I don't know. I'm makin' this up as I go"
5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? in my Purse
6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...) Penecillan (yes) hazelnuts (not yet)
7) favorite writing genre? ACTION, THRILLER
8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? NO COMMENT
9) mets or yanks? (mets- don't answer!) YANKS (although I've been an Angel fan since 1976)
10) have any money to loan me? NO


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BJ
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posted 04-17-2001 04:33 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I would like to make a few addendums:

10) Will you lend me money? How Much? when? is it a gift or do I have to pay you back?

and

13) Have you seen Noises Off? Did you enjoy it? Would you see it again?



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amymallett
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posted 04-17-2001 04:43 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i'm such a sucker for these things...

1) where do you live? - borderline Hollywood/West Hollywood
2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? - my mama's got nothing to do with it, so leave her out of it!
3) greenlight script? Starstruck. Admittedly, not my best work...
4) favorite movie quote "Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear." That or anything from Fast Times at Ridgemont High (the All-American Burger's right by where I live!)
5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? I leave it at home, only take as much money as I need to get a good buzz on.
6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...) pollen, dust, some kitties, not deadly just irritating
7) favorite writing genre? to write - sarcastic romantic comedy, to read - anything but sci fi
8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? Zackfu, haven't really witnessed Bitterfu in person that I know of.
9) mets or yanks? whatever
10) have any money to loan me? only if you just need a dollar for the vending machine. otherwise, hell no! I work hard for the money!
11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? anything that goes upside down.
12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? love, love, love 'em!
13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? nope. Should I?
14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. -- fucked-up abstract mosaic
15) sexiest bedwear you own? - geez, I have a bunch of "company" bedwear, I just never get to wear them!
16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? can't count that high.
17) what's your answering machine say? "You've reached Amy's House of Love... sorry I missed your call, I'm tied up right now. Leave a message and I'll get right back to ya! Ciao!" NOT!
18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? Miami or Vegas - I'm all about the neon and the glitz!
19) favorite dessert? cheesecake or anything chocolate
20) favorite cold remedy? Hot lemon Theraflu, wild cherry Luden's cough drops and Vick's Vapor-rub. ahhh....

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mets
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posted 04-17-2001 09:55 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) where do you live?
Seattle

2) how'd your mama make you so sexy?
Mama ain't got nuttin ta do with it!

3) greenlight script?
No! I'm just a stinkin' Reviewer okay!!? You got a problem with that??? Dammit, Jim! I'm a visual artist not a writer!

4) favorite movie quote
"Change is fun... for a while."

5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out?
Wallet? Uh...

6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...)
Codeine makes me hurl and ache

7) favorite writing genre?
Urban fantasy

8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu?
IntegratedFu

9) mets or yanks? (mets- don't answer!)
...

10) have any money to loan me?
None. Can I borrow a dollar?

11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park?
That thing in the bathroom...

12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em?
eh... marginal.

13) Ever seen "Noises Off"?
Nope

14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc.
I've done both watercolor and clay.

15) sexiest bedwear you own?
A thong?

16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm?
What alarm?

17) what's your answering machine say?
I can't remember! My cat tends to answer the phone before the machine can get it...

18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? (if other, explain)
Camping near a beach with a casino or something!

19) favorite dessert?
Anything chocolate!

20) favorite cold remedy?
Whiskey!


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kgdogg
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posted 04-17-2001 11:06 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) where do you live?
Tucson

2) how'd your mama make you so sexy?
I just am!

3) greenlight script?
I didn't win, so it doesn't matter!

4) favorite movie quote?
"This is a '70's porno. Know how I can tell? The guy's got sideburns on his dick!"

5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out?
Out of what?

6) allergies? any of them deadly?
Cats.....and various weeds.

7) favorite writing genre?
Mystery

8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu?
Jury still out on that one.

9) mets or yanks?
Yanks have won too many.....Mets.."cause I like her!

10) have any money to loan me
Do you have some for me?

11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park?
The kiddie rides...Too tall, my knees hit the kid's head in front of me.

12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em?
Ummmmmmm.......yeah

13) Ever seen "Noises Off"?
Heehee Funny movie

14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc.
Body paint

15) sexiest bedwear you own?
Nothing

16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm?
At least 10 times.......A day!

17) what's your answering machine say?
If you're selling something, you've got the wrong number

18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? (if other, explain)
Anywhere with you

19) favorite dessert?
Pie!

20) favorite cold remedy?
Sex!.......Is there any other way?

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posted 04-18-2001 09:42 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) where do you live? - The Valley

2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? - She didn�t but swimming in the gene pool on a regular basis has seemed to help a little.

3) greenlight script? Yes.

4) favorite movie quote �I�m Panty Man!�

5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? Back pocket. Mostly because of the need for self flattery when I get pick pocketed. �Aww yeah, someone just goosed me�

6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...) Broccoli, though not deadly for me it is to those around me.

7) favorite writing genre? to write - Everything and anything, it just depends on my mood

8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? FUBAR

9) mets or yanks? Since I was named after a Yankee I have to choose Yanks by default. But I really don�t like them. Maybe it was the pressure put on me as a child to be as good as or better than the guy I was named after. But I wasn�t very good. Mediocre really. Maybe it was that I could only bat with one hand as the other was reserved for more deserving duties. Maybe it�s really none of your business.

10) have any money to loan me? I would if I could, but the bank apparently had an issue with the last time someone just asked for money and I gave it to them. Said something about paperwork and identification and approval process.

11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? I�ve jumped out of planes, but hate roller coasters�

12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? Like 'em.

13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? No, but my neighbors seem to be very fond of it. So much so they insist on yelling it at my wall at all hours. Sometimes it�s downright annoying. I should probably speak to them about that.

14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. -- Remember when you were little and you had to put names on Christmas stockings. You did the outline in glue then sprinkled those green and red things on them and voila! Well that�s what I would do. But on construction paper, because I don�t think it would be appropriate to put my face on a Christmas stocking. And I think I would use resin, and crushed up beer bottles

15) sexiest bedwear you own? - I have a dashing one piece suit complete with built in slippers. The front has a button and the fanny flap is Velcro. I used to wear some cool Victorian wool briefs but the static build up caused burn marks on my last girlfriend�s thighs.

16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? I actually have a sleeping disorder. I have no problem going out and partying until 5:30 every morning, but I just can�t seem to get up at 7:00am for work. Some friends of mine have recommended trying a new alarm, but it hasn�t helped.

17) what's your answering machine say? It just says the standard greeting, but I always wanted to get one of those cheesy tapes that has like 40 different types of recordings. Like the rap version of �Leave your name at the Beep� huh � uh- huh �uh �huh� Leave your name at the beep��

18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? There�s a Casino not too far from Fremantle that�s on the beach. What Vegas needs is a casino with a beach in it. And an area where instead of getting a room you could get a tent. Like a convention hall but little areas outlined on the floor for you to set up your tent. And you could control the weather since it�s indoors. Every now and then you could start a lightning storm when everyone�s asleep. Just zap a tent now and then to break the monotony. ZAP � �Aiiiiiiiiyyyyeeeee!)

19) favorite dessert? Live Nude Sushi

20) favorite cold remedy? Whiskey, 4 Halls Mentholyptus, and a Camel Wide Light (all at the same time)

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quote:
Originally posted by BJ:

10) Will you lend me money? How Much? when? is it a gift or do I have to pay you back?


Yes, I will lend you money. How much depends on how attractive you are. When depends on how close you live to me, and therefor how soon we will engage in intercourse. You won't have to pay me back if you're energetic, creative, and imaginative in bed. If you're a bad lay, then yes, you'll have to pay me back. With interest.
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Originally posted by BJ:

13) Have you seen Noises Off? Did you enjoy it? Would you see it again?

Yes. Enjoyed. I'd see it again- but only after I've seen a few others I have waiting on my plate.

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BJ
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posted 04-18-2001 08:02 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bad David:
Yes, I will lend you money. How much depends on how attractive you are. When depends on how close you live to me, and therefor how soon we will engage in intercourse. You won't have to pay me back if you're energetic, creative, and imaginative in bed. If you're a bad lay, then yes, you'll have to pay me back. With interest.

Sugar Daddy! I've found you at last!!! I'll rock your world baby. But I'm in NYC. We'll work something out...

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Bad David
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posted 04-19-2001 09:48 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Never been a sugar daddy. Sounds like a lark.

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BJ
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posted 04-19-2001 10:44 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Bad David:
Never been a sugar daddy. Sounds like a lark.

a lark!!! No, no nonono... Being a sugar daddy means we date, we have lots and lots of really really great sex, stunning magical sex, and you find yourself so enraptured with me you can't help but buy me presents. a lot of presents!

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hbeachbabe
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posted 04-19-2001 05:36 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
guess I should do part 2 as well...

And Part 2:


11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? anything with singing muppets
12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? Blee-ach!
13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? the movie? yes, the play no, but I read it.
14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. I'd take a photo of myself reflected in some interesting surface
15) sexiest bedwear you own? I don't think anyone here really wants to know the answer to this... suffice to say it's silk
16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? does each morning count as 1, or every nine minutes when I hit snooze again count as 1?
17) what's your answering machine say? Answering macines are inanimate objects and don't say anything.
18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? (if other, explain) I don't take vacations
19) favorite dessert? chocolate
20) favorite cold remedy? sleep

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BJ
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posted 04-19-2001 06:16 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here's another gem question:

Which 'To Wong Foo, Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar' character do you relate best to? and, WHY?

*Patrick Swayze
*Wesley Snipes
*John Leguizamo

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closetwriter
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posted 04-20-2001 03:02 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) where do you live? Castle Rock
2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? I think the mailman had something to do with it.
3) greenlight script? Good People
4) favorite movie quote "Stop staring at me"
5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? No wallet, just cash in the right hip pocket and ID/keys in the left.
6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...) None that I know of
7) favorite writing genre? a little of everything
8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? zackfu... have you seen those eyes, honey?
9) mets or yanks? (mets- don't answer!)mets... who else would bare all at a pool party?
10) have any money to loan me? just got my tuition bill, I don't even have money to loan ME.
11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? Merry go round
12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? Just haven't listened to 'em in a long time.
13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? First show I ever worked on. Have a soft spot for it.
14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. Gotta go with mashed potatoes.
15) sexiest bedwear you own? A set of 370 thread count, crisp white, all cotton sheets.
16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? Don't use one.
17) what's your answering machine say? "Hi, you've reached 814-**15, leave a message." But I like my brother's better, it says, "If you've got this number, you know who this is..."
18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? Depends on the time of year.
19) favorite dessert? Haagen Daz Vanilla frozen yogurt with Raspberry Sorbet Swirl.
20) favorite cold remedy? Flannel jammies, lots of water, vities and my down comforter.

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BJ
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posted 04-20-2001 04:59 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I will answer myself!

1) where do you live? NYC Baby!
2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? selective breeding
3) greenlight script? RADISH-HEAD
4) favorite movie quote ("There's always some motherfucker tryin' to iceskate uphill" is taken, sorry) Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?!
5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? in a retarded little strappy black purse thing. I have too many meds that must come with me for all my stuff to fit in a pocket.
6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...) furry animals, chicken, dairy, tomatoes, eggs, pollen, grass, but somehow I'm still alive!
7) favorite writing genre? comedy
8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? Zackfu is my lover!
9) mets or yanks? (mets- don't answer!) YANKS! but I'm warming up to the mets
10) have any money to loan me?

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BJ
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posted 04-20-2001 05:04 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Part 2:

11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? I fear the spider cause by brother once almost fell out of it
12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? love em!
13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? BEST MOVIE - EVER!
14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. Ramen Noodles - you are what you eat
15) sexiest bedwear you own? silkies
16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? every single day
17) what's your answering machine say? (before the machine was killed by my kitten) 'ELLO LOVEY! YOU'VE REACHED BRENDA, PULEEZE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE! in a ridiculous british accent
18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? (if other, explain) beach with naked men serving comped liquor the day and night through
19) favorite dessert? buttercruch ice cream
20) favorite cold remedy? THERAFLU + 500 blankies

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Grroeb
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posted 04-20-2001 06:37 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
1) where do you live?
Home

2) how'd your mama make you so sexy?
God had to make someone perfect. He chose me. My mom was just lucky enough to give birth to me.

3) greenlight script?
The worst thing I've ever written.

4) favorite movie quote ("There's always some motherfucker tryin' to iceskate uphill" is taken, sorry)
You're money, baby! (GO DISNEY)

5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out?
I don't understand.

6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...)
A lot of allergies are deadly. Duh. I don't have any, though. Except lack of sex. I have to have that at least 3 times a week.

7) favorite writing genre?
Anything written by Grroeb

8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? GRROEB!!!

9) mets or yanks? (mets- don't answer!)
Hate them both with a passion

10) have any money to loan me?
Money? No.

11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park?
Who goes to an amusement park to not go on rides. That's dumb.

12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em?
LOVE EM!

13) Ever seen "Noises Off"?
No, and I never will because I'm sick of people talking about it.

14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc.
Medium?? Huh? Oh. Large. Definitely large.

15) sexiest bedwear you own?
My skin.

16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm?
I don't sleep.

17) what's your answering machine say?
Go away.

18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? (if other, explain)
Any place that it's me and my girl.

19) favorite dessert?
You so don't want me to answer this.

20) favorite cold remedy?
Sex. No, wait. That's for lower back pain. Then again, you should always go with your first answer so...sex.


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