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Author | Topic: The PGL Dating Questionaire - by BJ |
mets Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() Here's part one of a nifty new questionaire from our very own BJ! Feel free to interrogate your intended with this handy new & customizeable tool! Part 1: 1) where do you live? IP: Logged |
mets Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() And Part 2: 11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? IP: Logged |
Grroeb Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() You forgot, "Are you insane?" Of course, men dont' need to ask this question because ALL women are insane.
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BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() quote: *spank!* wait til you see my dating packages! LOL Thanks metsy! now you answer them IP: Logged |
mets Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() quote: Tell it to the author! And you were born in trouble... IP: Logged |
12vob Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() 1) Long Island. 2) Her mama taught her and her mama taught her and so on. 3) Shy. 4) I have to pick one? I'll have to get back to you on that. 5) My front pocket. 6) None 7) Comedy 8) I'm not dumb. 9) Yanks! (4th generation) 10) No (you can thank the IRS for that answer) 11) None 12) Like 'em 13) Yes. 14) All of the above. 15) Boxer/Breifs (or just in the buff) 16) I put my alarm clok on the other side of the room. 17) "Hi, it's 12vob. I can't come to the phone right now but leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I can" (Stating in August-January they get interesting) 18) The beach, but could be other. 19) Vanilla Ice Cream with waffer sticks 20) Nyquel and Daquel IP: Logged |
mets Member |
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BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() Aaaaand... For those single males (SANE ONLY) I'm pretty easy to date - I have three special dating packages to choose from: 1) Remote Dating Package - requirements: send gifts one to two times a month, call once or twice a week, emails 4-5 times a week, personal appearances 1 to 3 times per quarter. 2) Fling Package - requirements - personal appearance 4-6 times/week for up to 4 months. No calls, emails, or gifts required. Sexual relations mandatory. 3) Tax Write-Off package - requirements - marriage certificate and diamond ring, appearances at family gatherings - 3/year. IP: Logged |
Grroeb Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() quote: Trouble!! Woo Hoo!! I love trouble! Great movie title! Very bad movie. IP: Logged |
Grroeb Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() . [This message has been edited by Grroeb (edited 04-20-2001).] IP: Logged |
BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() quote: ..... for our male viewers at home! LOL grr, you're being feisty, do we have to get out the big paddle? *SPANK!* IP: Logged |
BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() [This message has been edited by BJ (edited 04-17-2001).] IP: Logged |
mets Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() It'll have to wait til my lunch hour... ![]() IP: Logged |
Disney69 Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() 1) where do you live? HOLLYWOOD, CA 2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? GREAT EYES 3) greenlight script? FAIRY TALE (but needs a new name) 4) favorite movie quote YOU'RE MONEY BABY 5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? BACK POCKET 6) allergies? any of them deadly? THE USUAL SEASONAL ALLERGIES 7) favorite writing genre? FANTACY (SEX) <- jk 8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? ZACKFU BABY! 9) mets or yanks? METS 10) have any money to loan me? NOPE *KISSES* 11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? THE ONE THAT DROPS YOU STRAIGHT DOWN- I"M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS 12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? OKAY 13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? YEP 14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. OILS OR MARBLE 15) sexiest bedwear you own? I SLEEP NAKED BUT I OWN SOME NICE VIC. SEC. STUFF 16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? EVERY MORNING 17) what's your answering machine say? IT'S PROFESSIONAL - SORRY. 18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? BEACH 19) favorite dessert? ANYTHING CHOCOLATE AND FROM SPAGO!!! 20) favorite cold remedy? SLEEP AND BATH (not at the same time.) IP: Logged |
Moira1 Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() Oh mets and BJ, this is hiliarous. I like the tax write-off package. very funny. I think more questions on the handy dating tool should be: comfort level getting in bed before the first date: an itch, a scratch, the chicken pox comfort level getting in bed remotely before ever meeting: hah, yahoo, yipeeeeeeee! hormone surge-ometer: when you chat/read posts/talk, you get: nauseous, riled, wobbly, kill-me-now IP: Logged |
rollerfink Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() 1) where do you live? IN A SHACK DOWN BY THE CREEK 2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? MAKE-UP 3) greenlight script? ROGER WITH A D (it's about a guy named Roger who spells his name with a D) 4) favorite movie quote OH NO (it's been in lots of movies) 5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? AT HOME SO I CAN SPONGE OFF EVERYBODY ELSE 6) allergies? any of them deadly? CANCER 7) favorite writing genre? WORDPERFECT 5.1 8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? IN A THONG, BITTERFU. IN A TUTU, BITTERFU ASWELL. 9) mets or yanks? I DON'T WATCH THE XFL 10) have any money to loan me? YES. 56% P.A. 11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? THAT ONE CALLED "THE LINE" WHERE YOU WALK AROUND THROUGH A KIND OF MAZE THINGY BEHIND OTHER PEOPLE. 12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? I LOVE THE ONE WITH POCK MARKS ALL OVER HIS FACE. I HATE THE ONE WHO SAVED TIBET. 13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? IS THAT THE SEQUEL TO FACE OFF? 14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. PEANUT BUTTER 15) sexiest bedwear you own? AN ORANGE PRISON JUMPSUIT 16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? ABOUT 36 17) what's your answering machine say? "I HAVE CALLER ID SO IF YOU ARE SOMEONE I WANTED TO TALK TO THEN I WOULD HAVE ANSWERED THE PHONE SO FUCK OFF UNLESS THAT'S YOU MUM IN WHICH CASE, HI MUM" 18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? CHINESE PRISON CAMP 19) favorite dessert? LASAGNE 20) favorite cold remedy? PUT ON A SWEATER OR TURN UP THE HEAT
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BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() i am SOOOOO about to get fired from my job, I am laughing so hard I have tears coming out.... and why is 'any allergies - Cancer' sending me into fits ?? LOL LOL LOL LOL rollerfink you are evil!!!!! IP: Logged |
BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() roller, we can definitely date! LOL as long as you bring the orange jumpsuit to bed with you. IP: Logged |
2Questionable Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() Rollerfink, you're my hero... ![]() IP: Logged |
mikeinlalaland Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() Beats James Lipton's questions by a mile... IP: Logged |
BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() quote: I initially like "what's your favorite swear word" but that's losing it's hold on me... IP: Logged |
1take Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() 1) where do you live? ELLLLLLLLLL-A! 2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? SHE CHEATED ON HER HUSBAND 3) greenlight script? GENERATION EXODUS 4) favorite movie quote "HONEY, CAN'T LIVES ON WON'T STREET" (FROM FLAWLESS WITH THE GREATEST ACTOR OF MODERN TIMES PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? IN MY PRADA BAG, OF COURSE! 6) allergies? any of them deadly? BEE STINGS, YES 7) favorite writing genre? MAGIC REALISM 8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? I HAVE TO CHOSE JUST ONE!!!??? 9) mets or yanks? YUCK TO BOTH. RED SOX, BABY! IT'S ALL ABOUT NOMAAAH. 10) have any money to loan me? KIND OF 11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DONUT ON A GIANT POLE WHERE YOU SIT WITH YOUR LEGS HANGING OFF AND IT GOES UP TO THE TOP AND THEN DROPS YOU DOWN SUPERFAST. 12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? THEY'RE OKAY. 13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? NO 14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. PEZ 15) sexiest bedwear you own? A RED SHEER SILK SHORT NIGHTIE W/ MATCHING THONG. IT HAS LITTLE PURPLE FLOWERS ON IT. 16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? NEVER 17) what's your answering machine say? UMM, NEXT QUESTION 18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? EUROPE 19) favorite dessert? CREME BRULEE 20) favorite cold remedy? HOMEMADE CHICKEN SOUP IP: Logged |
dfogg Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() 1) where do you live? Very near you... 2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? 3) greenlight script? 4) favorite movie quote 5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? 6) allergies? any of them deadly? 7) favorite writing genre? 8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? 9) mets or yanks? 10) have any money to loan me? 11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? 12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? 13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? 14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. 15) sexiest bedwear you own? 16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? 17) what's your answering machine say? 18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? 19) favorite dessert? 20) favorite cold remedy? IP: Logged |
Bad David Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() What the hell. I'm bored.: Part 1: 1) where do you live? San Diego OK- so I'm not feeling funny today. What can I say? It killed a little time. IP: Logged |
hbeachbabe Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() 1) where do you live? LONG BEACH, CA 2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMISTRY (AND SURGERY) 3) greenlight script? THE ZOE PLAN 4) favorite movie quote "I don't know. I'm makin' this up as I go" 5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? in my Purse 6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...) Penecillan (yes) hazelnuts (not yet) 7) favorite writing genre? ACTION, THRILLER 8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? NO COMMENT 9) mets or yanks? (mets- don't answer!) YANKS (although I've been an Angel fan since 1976) 10) have any money to loan me? NO IP: Logged |
BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() I would like to make a few addendums: 10) Will you lend me money? How Much? when? is it a gift or do I have to pay you back? and 13) Have you seen Noises Off? Did you enjoy it? Would you see it again?
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amymallett Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() i'm such a sucker for these things... 1) where do you live? - borderline Hollywood/West Hollywood IP: Logged |
mets Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() 1) where do you live? Seattle 2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? 3) greenlight script? 4) favorite movie quote 5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? 6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...) 7) favorite writing genre? 8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? 9) mets or yanks? (mets- don't answer!) 10) have any money to loan me? 11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? 12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? 13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? 14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. 15) sexiest bedwear you own? 16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? 17) what's your answering machine say? 18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? (if other, explain) 19) favorite dessert? 20) favorite cold remedy? IP: Logged |
kgdogg Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() 1) where do you live? Tucson 2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? I just am! ![]() 3) greenlight script? 4) favorite movie quote? 5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? 6) allergies? any of them deadly? 8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? 9) mets or yanks? 10) have any money to loan me 11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? 12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? 13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? 14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. 15) sexiest bedwear you own? 16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? 17) what's your answering machine say? 18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? (if other, explain) 19) favorite dessert? 20) favorite cold remedy? IP: Logged |
Moose Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() 1) where do you live? - The Valley 2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? - She didn�t but swimming in the gene pool on a regular basis has seemed to help a little. 3) greenlight script? Yes. 4) favorite movie quote �I�m Panty Man!� 5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? Back pocket. Mostly because of the need for self flattery when I get pick pocketed. �Aww yeah, someone just goosed me� 6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...) Broccoli, though not deadly for me it is to those around me. 7) favorite writing genre? to write - Everything and anything, it just depends on my mood 8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? FUBAR 9) mets or yanks? Since I was named after a Yankee I have to choose Yanks by default. But I really don�t like them. Maybe it was the pressure put on me as a child to be as good as or better than the guy I was named after. But I wasn�t very good. Mediocre really. Maybe it was that I could only bat with one hand as the other was reserved for more deserving duties. Maybe it�s really none of your business. 10) have any money to loan me? I would if I could, but the bank apparently had an issue with the last time someone just asked for money and I gave it to them. Said something about paperwork and identification and approval process. 11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? I�ve jumped out of planes, but hate roller coasters� 12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? Like 'em. 13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? No, but my neighbors seem to be very fond of it. So much so they insist on yelling it at my wall at all hours. Sometimes it�s downright annoying. I should probably speak to them about that. 14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. -- Remember when you were little and you had to put names on Christmas stockings. You did the outline in glue then sprinkled those green and red things on them and voila! Well that�s what I would do. But on construction paper, because I don�t think it would be appropriate to put my face on a Christmas stocking. And I think I would use resin, and crushed up beer bottles 15) sexiest bedwear you own? - I have a dashing one piece suit complete with built in slippers. The front has a button and the fanny flap is Velcro. I used to wear some cool Victorian wool briefs but the static build up caused burn marks on my last girlfriend�s thighs. 16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? I actually have a sleeping disorder. I have no problem going out and partying until 5:30 every morning, but I just can�t seem to get up at 7:00am for work. Some friends of mine have recommended trying a new alarm, but it hasn�t helped. 17) what's your answering machine say? It just says the standard greeting, but I always wanted to get one of those cheesy tapes that has like 40 different types of recordings. Like the rap version of �Leave your name at the Beep� huh � uh- huh �uh �huh� Leave your name at the beep�� 18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? There�s a Casino not too far from Fremantle that�s on the beach. What Vegas needs is a casino with a beach in it. And an area where instead of getting a room you could get a tent. Like a convention hall but little areas outlined on the floor for you to set up your tent. And you could control the weather since it�s indoors. Every now and then you could start a lightning storm when everyone�s asleep. Just zap a tent now and then to break the monotony. ZAP � �Aiiiiiiiiyyyyeeeee!) 19) favorite dessert? Live Nude Sushi 20) favorite cold remedy? Whiskey, 4 Halls Mentholyptus, and a Camel Wide Light (all at the same time) IP: Logged |
Bad David Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() quote: Yes, I will lend you money. How much depends on how attractive you are. When depends on how close you live to me, and therefor how soon we will engage in intercourse. You won't have to pay me back if you're energetic, creative, and imaginative in bed. If you're a bad lay, then yes, you'll have to pay me back. With interest. and quote: Yes. Enjoyed. I'd see it again- but only after I've seen a few others I have waiting on my plate. IP: Logged |
BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() quote: Sugar Daddy! I've found you at last!!! I'll rock your world baby. But I'm in NYC. We'll work something out... IP: Logged |
Bad David Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() Never been a sugar daddy. Sounds like a lark. IP: Logged |
BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() quote: a lark!!! No, no nonono... Being a sugar daddy means we date, we have lots and lots of really really great sex, stunning magical sex, and you find yourself so enraptured with me you can't help but buy me presents. a lot of presents! IP: Logged |
hbeachbabe Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() guess I should do part 2 as well... And Part 2:
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BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() Here's another gem question: Which 'To Wong Foo, Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar' character do you relate best to? and, WHY? *Patrick Swayze IP: Logged |
closetwriter Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() 1) where do you live? Castle Rock 2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? I think the mailman had something to do with it. 3) greenlight script? Good People 4) favorite movie quote "Stop staring at me" 5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? No wallet, just cash in the right hip pocket and ID/keys in the left. 6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...) None that I know of 7) favorite writing genre? a little of everything 8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? zackfu... have you seen those eyes, honey? 9) mets or yanks? (mets- don't answer!)mets... who else would bare all at a pool party? 10) have any money to loan me? just got my tuition bill, I don't even have money to loan ME. 11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? Merry go round 12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? Just haven't listened to 'em in a long time. 13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? First show I ever worked on. Have a soft spot for it. 14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. Gotta go with mashed potatoes. 15) sexiest bedwear you own? A set of 370 thread count, crisp white, all cotton sheets. 16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? Don't use one. 17) what's your answering machine say? "Hi, you've reached 814-**15, leave a message." But I like my brother's better, it says, "If you've got this number, you know who this is..." 18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? Depends on the time of year. 19) favorite dessert? Haagen Daz Vanilla frozen yogurt with Raspberry Sorbet Swirl. 20) favorite cold remedy? Flannel jammies, lots of water, vities and my down comforter. IP: Logged |
BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() I will answer myself! 1) where do you live? NYC Baby! IP: Logged |
BJ Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() Part 2: 11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? I fear the spider cause by brother once almost fell out of it IP: Logged |
Grroeb Member |
![]() ![]() ![]() 1) where do you live? Home 2) how'd your mama make you so sexy? 3) greenlight script? 4) favorite movie quote ("There's always some motherfucker tryin' to iceskate uphill" is taken, sorry) 5) where do you keep your wallet when you're out? 6) allergies? any of them deadly? (research, that's all...) 8) who's sexier - zackfu or bitterfu? GRROEB!!! 9) mets or yanks? (mets- don't answer!) 10) have any money to loan me? 11) what ride won't you go on at an amusement park? 12) Beastie Boys - love em or hate em? 13) Ever seen "Noises Off"? 14) If you had to create an image of yourself, what medium would you do it in? paint? pen? watercolors? clay? etc. 15) sexiest bedwear you own? 16) how many times a week do you snooze through the alarm? 17) what's your answering machine say? 18) better vacation spot - the beach, the casino, camping, or other? (if other, explain) 19) favorite dessert? 20) favorite cold remedy? [This message has been edited by Grroeb (edited 04-20-2001).] IP: Logged |
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