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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:28 AM
 
Today in my local public library, as I browsed Eric Lax's biography of Woody Allen, a woman who looked about 70 asked me to help her find a book - any book - about Benedict Arnold. "I learned about him in school," she said. "He was a traitor." I smashed the woman on the crown of her head with my fist, knocking her out. Then I used her face as a stepladder to reach the top shelf. I grabbed "Benedict Arnold, Revolutionary Hero: An American Warrior Reconsidered" by James Kirby Martin. I placed the book on her stomach. She's gonna be psyched when she wakes up. No doubt. IP: Logged |
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petunya Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:31 AM
But what does any of that have to do with cruchberries??? IP: Logged |
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petunya Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:35 AM
Hee! Hee! Hee! I'm annoying ANNOYANCE!  IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:37 AM
Knock it off. IP: Logged |
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edgewyze Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:37 AM
You are icky. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:39 AM
Am not. IP: Logged |
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BJ Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:39 AM
quote: sweet! IP: Logged |
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petunya Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:39 AM
Hee! Hee!  IP: Logged |
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edgewyze Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:41 AM
quote: You are icky and I hope the next time you need a bathroom there is not one is sight for miles. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE . Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:48 AM
We are all icky. That's what makes us stick. My twin is by far the ickiest of all. Crunchberries. IP: Logged |
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petunya Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:49 AM
Yay for the DOT!!! So I understand now... we are all CRUNCHBERRIES??? Hee! Hee! Sweet! IP: Logged |
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edgewyze Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:51 AM
Your mouth goes blah blah blah blah and says nothing quite charmingly. I slap you! The warm stinging of my palm is quite satisfying. It pleases me. IP: Logged |
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justina Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:53 AM
quote: wow. i tingle. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:54 AM
"Can I get hit too?" IP: Logged |
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edgewyze Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:57 AM
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ANNOYANCE . Member |
posted 04-17-2001 11:58 AM
Petunya is not icky. She is actually quite the opposite. Edgewyze is doing something healthy. Love the emotion, it suits you. ANNOYANCE? How hard can a woman hit another woman? Really hard? Hard enough to knock her out? IP: Logged |
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petunya Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:02 PM
quote: IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE . Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:03 PM
quote: Hang in there kiddo IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:04 PM
You're welcome. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE . Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:05 PM
quote: Yes, you are. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:06 PM
No I'm not. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE . Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:07 PM
quote: I found our keys. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE . Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:08 PM
I lost the house and car, though. IP: Logged |
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edgewyze Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:11 PM
quote: You're a meanie, Little Ms. Shadenfreude. But I can see it's worked out well for you. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:13 PM
Do you ladies know what a pear-drum is? IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE . Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:16 PM
An epiglotis? IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:20 PM
A good guess, but no. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE . Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:21 PM
An English muffin with marmalade? IP: Logged |
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Boo Radley Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:29 PM
quote: It's a drum played by evil gypsies. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:29 PM
An even BETTER guess... but also incorrect. IP: Logged |
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petunya Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:31 PM
ANNOYANCE... now you're just being annoying... what the hell is it??? At least give us some clues? IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:32 PM
Boo nailed it. Stay tuned... IP: Logged |
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petunya Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:33 PM
Yay Boo! Have a good afternoon people! IP: Logged |
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Boo Radley Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:37 PM
Yeah, my grandmother had one. When she played it, one of our relatives died within a week. I sold it at a garage sale for 20 cents. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:40 PM
I bought one at a garage sale for the same amount. Hmmm... IP: Logged |
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Boo Radley Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:42 PM
Are you my grandmother? IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE . Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:47 PM
Yes, we are. IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:54 PM
No we're not. IP: Logged |
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Boo Radley Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:57 PM
Wow. This IS annoying. How do you two get anything done? IP: Logged |
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ANNOYANCE . Member |
posted 04-17-2001 12:57 PM
We most certainly are. If we weren't, How would we know what a pear-drum is? IP: Logged |
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