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Boo Radley
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posted 04-17-2001 04:50 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know what everyone here knows, plus 6 more things.

Let's just be friends.

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 04:54 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bite me.

friendly enough?

[This message has been edited by edgewyze (edited 04-17-2001).]

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ANNOYANCE
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posted 04-17-2001 04:56 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If that's your best, then...

I guess so.

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Boo Radley
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posted 04-17-2001 04:57 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I didn't mean to be an interloper. I was just following orders.

Do I still have to bite you?

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 04:57 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I forgot to add the

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All in good fun, skippy.

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 04:58 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
you're such a freak

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Boo Radley
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posted 04-17-2001 05:00 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ANNOYANCE:
If that's your best, then...

I guess so.


Where's your conjoined doofus?

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justina
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posted 04-17-2001 05:00 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
oh, it's getting ugly.

I'm just gonna sit over there <points to dark corner> and post on occasion.

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:01 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
what am I not supposed to have feelings? what am I supposed to be made of steel?

okay okay I know I'm not supposed to take anything seriously, but hey I'm not the sharpest tack on the bulletin board and I'm the first to admit it.

Jiminy creepers.

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:03 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Where's your conjoined doofus?

justina
Member posted 04-17-2001 05:00 PM ΚΚΚ Κ ΚΚ ΚΚ


THERE SHE IS. yay, doofus!


[This message has been edited by edgewyze (edited 04-17-2001).]

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Boo Radley
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posted 04-17-2001 05:06 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm not a freak, just inquisitive.

Freaks lash out. I magnify things.

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:07 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I always thought freak was a complement. my bad.

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UNBELIEVABLY ANNOYING
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posted 04-17-2001 05:08 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
AIN'T NO GOOD WITHOUT THE SALT! YA GOTS TA HAVE SALT!


TART'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

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Boo Radley
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posted 04-17-2001 05:11 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Why do you attract all these crackpots?

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:11 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now see...UNBELIEVABLY ANNOYING is a freak and yet 'it' never lashes out. Just kind of throws it's naked, jell-o covered body against the sliding glass doors and flails about wildly.

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:14 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Why do you attract all these crackpots?

[This message has been edited by Boo Radley (edited 04-17-2001).]


I really don't know what they see in me. It's probably my bumbleheaded hatred for men that draws them.

Plus I'm prettier than Princess Leia and smarter than Yoda.

And I'm a fucking good writer and the world will KNOW it some day.

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justina
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posted 04-17-2001 05:17 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by edgewyze:
justina
Member posted 04-17-2001 05:00 PM ΚΚΚ Κ ΚΚ ΚΚ


THERE SHE IS. yay, doofus!


[This message has been edited by edgewyze (edited 04-17-2001).]


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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:17 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by edgewyze:
justina
Member posted 04-17-2001 05:00 PM ΚΚΚ Κ ΚΚ ΚΚ


THERE SHE IS. yay, doofus!


[This message has been edited by edgewyze (edited 04-17-2001).]


PS Justina, I meant doofus in the nicest possible way.

I like doofuses (doofi? what is the proper plural?)

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Boo Radley
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posted 04-17-2001 05:20 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Your focus is good, but your aim is poor.

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:21 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Boo Radley:
Your focus is good, but your aim is poor.


what the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Boo Radley
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posted 04-17-2001 05:25 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's my advice for you. And I think it will help you in the long run.

Please don't read into it, just make the proper adjustments.

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:27 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Boo Radley:
It's my advice for you. And I think it will help you in the long run.

Please don't read into it, just make the proper adjustments.


it's about as helpful as a fortune cookie

focus? aim?

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ANNOYANCE
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posted 04-17-2001 05:28 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

"It's this simple... writers write. Are you a writer? Am I a fat douchebag?"

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:32 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know what I am.

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Boo Radley
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posted 04-17-2001 05:33 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm not going to mollycoddle you. You're too smart for that.

If you really cannot see the distinction, then that further illustrates the symptom.

I've enjoyed speaking with you this evening, but I do think I've worn out my welcome in this thread.

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ANNOYANCE
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posted 04-17-2001 05:34 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Do you know what carv is?

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:39 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Boo Radley:

If you really cannot see the distinction, then that further illustrates the symptom.

It is impossible to distinguish between two undefined terms.

Focus could be work ethic
or subject matter
or genre
or stamina

Aim could be subject matter
or ability
or high vs. low concept
or even...focus.

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:40 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ANNOYANCE:
Do you know what carv is?

He's a man that you like to call names because it makes you feel somehow superior.

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ANNOYANCE
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posted 04-17-2001 05:41 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah, but what the fuck is carv?

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:42 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by edgewyze:
He's a man that you like to call names because it makes you feel somehow superior.

Hope you don't think I'm mollycoddling you here. Wouldn't want to mollycoddle...

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ANNOYANCE
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posted 04-17-2001 05:47 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't take coffee,
I drink tea my dear.

I like my toast done on one side.

And you can hear it in my accent when I talk...

I'm nine writers from New York.

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ANNOYANCE .
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posted 04-17-2001 05:49 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by edgewyze:
justina
Member posted 04-17-2001 05:00 PM ΚΚΚ Κ ΚΚ ΚΚ


THERE SHE IS. yay, doofus!


[This message has been edited by edgewyze (edited 04-17-2001).]


Are you saying Justina is the conjoined dufus?

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 05:49 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ANNOYANCE:
I don't take coffee,
I drink tea my dear.

I like my toast done on one side.

And you can hear it in my accent when I talk...

I'm nine writers from New York.



So what else is new?

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ANNOYANCE .
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posted 04-17-2001 05:53 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I guess my *underscore* was about as good as a *wink* to a blind bat...

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stony girl
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posted 04-17-2001 06:54 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why do I feel like I showed up at the end of a wild party and everyone is either passed out or has gone home?

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molly49
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posted 04-17-2001 07:03 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i'm a tart

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 07:57 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ANNOYANCE .:
I guess my *underscore* was about as good as a *wink* to a blind bat...

okay, I think I get it now...

hi friend.

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edgewyze
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posted 04-17-2001 08:20 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by edgewyze:
okay, I think I get it now...

hi friend.


check your email, friend.

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ANNOYANCE .
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posted 04-18-2001 12:06 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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petunya
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posted 04-18-2001 12:25 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ANNOYANCE .:
Happy, happy, fun, fun.

Here is the disfunctional family dancing...


That's BEAUTIFUL!

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