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BJ
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posted 05-12-2001 01:20 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thanks to my attempt to date a fundie (I didn't know he was one) I now receive monthly fundamental christian booklets. Here is something we can all use:

DO YOU NEED DIVINE HELP WITH FINANCIAL BLESSINGS?

You do not have a financial need to big for God to handle.

Right now, today, clip out this special prayer page and put it in the mail immediately. Send it to St. Matthew's Prayer Group and they'll begin praying for you as soon as they receive it. St. Matthew's Churches, PO Box 21838, Tulsa OK 74121. Include your name and address.

PLEASE PRAY FOR THE ONES I'VE CHECKED:
_I need more money to live on
_I need a raise
_I need a job
_I need a better paying job
_I need to start a savings account
_I need to buy a home of my own
_I need money to take care of me when I retire
_I would feel better with plenty of money
_I want to travel
_I need things that I cannot afford
_I want to be saved
_I would like to invest in the stock market
_I need to have one year's income in the bank
_I know God wants me to be blessed financially


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dfogg
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posted 05-12-2001 01:33 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I will not subject people to repeatedly viewing this thread by commenting in any way. I won't even bump it.

Oh crap, I just did...

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BJ
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posted 05-13-2001 04:19 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
y'all don't realize how badly you need to be saved......

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FredClevelandsBitch
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posted 06-23-2001 12:42 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think it should have more choices:

_I'd like to have more sex.
_Can you make my boss disappear?
_Why did you invent cockroaches?

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coyote's dicks
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posted 06-23-2001 01:17 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is Tyson.

I like your jokes.

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backgroundgrrl
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posted 06-23-2001 01:59 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"I need to have one year's income in the bank

Shouldn't this specify in my own personal bank account? I am quite sure there is more than one year of my own income in the bank. It just belongs to other people.

BJ - my boyfriend is Jewish. When he was a little kid half the houses in his neighborhood gave out Christian tracts instead of candy. His mom would always take them away from him so he was always curious about what they said.

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