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Pete Kong
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posted 06-08-2001 01:35 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"The neurotic is ill not because he has lost his old faith but because he has not yet found a new form for his finest aspirations."
-Carl Jung

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Bad Mood
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posted 06-08-2001 05:24 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"I did not have sex with that woman."
-B.C.

"Okay, maybe I did. But she only blew me."
-B.C. (later)

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-08-2001 01:07 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Creative thinking may mean simply the realization that there's no particular virtue in doing things the way they always have been done."
-Rudolf Flesch

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-09-2001 12:47 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Habit is the denial of creativity and the negation of freedom; a self-imposed jacket of which the wearer is unaware."
-Arthur Koestler

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Fisted
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posted 06-09-2001 12:50 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"artra you are a fucking fool." -El Topo

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Fisted
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posted 06-09-2001 01:11 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"El topo is a fool"

-fucking Fisted

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-09-2001 01:17 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear what they are not."
-E.R. Beadle

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closetwriter
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posted 06-09-2001 05:25 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"One cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." Albert Einstein

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-09-2001 06:14 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
-Albert Einstein

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abbe
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posted 06-09-2001 06:17 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"...maybe they'll finally realize i'm a moron, and stop asking me questions."

-andy warhol-

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pondahoolie
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posted 06-09-2001 06:30 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"later, fuckheads" -abbe

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ARTRA
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posted 06-09-2001 08:26 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Did someone just try to slip an innuendo into my drink? - Bright Eyes

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-10-2001 01:15 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve."
-Robert Lynd

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-10-2001 03:50 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
-Howard Aiken

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-10-2001 03:50 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Is life not a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?"
-Frederic Nietzsche

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Hefty Kid
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posted 06-10-2001 05:03 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"raspberry jam, though tasty in every which way, is not a proper substitute for marmalade, which, nine times out of ten, will kick jam's sorry fucking ass."

-rollerfink

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-11-2001 01:57 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice."
-Confucious

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-11-2001 01:59 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"The fame of great men ought to be judged by the means they used to acquire it."
-Francois de la Rouchefoucauld

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Gravity
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posted 06-11-2001 02:07 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wise words, Pete. Just curious as to what other user name I might know you by?

Are you in the mood to be honest tonight?

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-11-2001 02:17 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"I am not concerned that I am not known, I seek to be worthy to be known."
-Confucious

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Gravity
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posted 06-11-2001 02:26 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Great answer. Am I talking to Markpenis?

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-11-2001 02:30 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"No." -Pete Kong

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Gravity
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posted 06-11-2001 02:40 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The three horrows of modern life: Talk without meaning, desire without love and work without satisfaction.

- Richard Braughtigan -

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-11-2001 02:52 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as if everything is."
-Albert Einstein

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Gravity
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posted 06-11-2001 02:56 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Never fucking with anyone smarter than you is always good advice, but in your case, that pretty much leaves you out of fucking with anyone.

- Artra -

(Just giving credit to the original author of this.)

Catch you later.

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-11-2001 03:01 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Artra, for the love of christ, quit fucking up my thread!" -Pete Kong

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abbe
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posted 06-11-2001 08:46 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"escargot, my car go, one-six-ty, SWIFT-ly"

-notorious BIG

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Moira1
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posted 06-11-2001 11:54 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Can I be 51?" - deleonetti, in response to Jet's thread titled 'I just gave out 50 blow jobs and boy am I tired'

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-12-2001 12:33 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Anyone who has begun to think places some portion of the world in jeopardy."
-John Dewey

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-12-2001 02:56 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."
-Mark Twain

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-12-2001 11:50 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
-Homer Simpson

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-13-2001 12:13 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"The revolutionary is the next rushmore."
-coyotesix

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-13-2001 01:11 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Success is the greatest revenge."
-unknown

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-13-2001 01:57 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"It is good to check up once in a while, and make sure you have not lost the things that money cannot buy."
-George Horace Lormier

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-13-2001 03:16 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Those conspiracies that are too incredible to be believed, are by the same right those which most often succeed."

-unknown

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Hefty Kid
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posted 06-13-2001 10:54 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"never fuck anyone smarter than you."
-s,k,eel,ey

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Hefty Kid
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posted 06-13-2001 10:58 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"never fuck anyone."
-coyotefive

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Pete Kong
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posted 06-13-2001 10:51 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
-Albert Einstein

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Gravity
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posted 06-13-2001 10:54 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Great spirits are always aged at least 7 years.

- M.J. Bean -

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stony girl
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posted 06-13-2001 10:58 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Turn in the direction you want to go, and take one step at a time." - Abraham Lincoln

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