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torpedo Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:02 PM 1. ANNOYANCE (3B) 2. mack daddy (P) 3. Maven Quibble (1B) 4. oliver (CF) 5. OSCARette (LF) 6. petunya (C) 7. sylvia (RF) 8. torpedo (SS) 9. UNBELIEVABLY ANNOYING (2B) The Schizophrenic Greenlight All-Star Team. All Butch. All officially retired, save one. Out with the old, in with the new... https://www.projectgreenlight.xyz/Forum79/HTML/000005.html IP: Logged
BJ Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:07 PM IP: Logged
D. Lane Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:07 PM that's a lot of prescriptions... IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:09 PM Listen carefully... I am a nice person. I know nothing about your private lives. I don't know where any of you live. I read every single word posted in the Contestants Forum. I have no money. I have access. I'm not going anywhere. And there aren't enough psychologists in the world to undo the damage already done . IP: Logged
BJ Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:09 PM so who are the All-Stars up against? IP: Logged
queenie Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:11 PM I thought this was a thread about my ex. IP: Logged
Hefty Kid Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:13 PM we reap what we sew. IP: Logged
queenie Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:14 PM We seep what we row. IP: Logged
D. Lane Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:14 PM quote: Originally posted by Hefty Kid: we reap what we sew. sew chortle we'll be reaping zippers and hemlines! IP: Logged
justina Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:24 PM i loved that petunya. IP: Logged
Hefty Kid Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:33 PM as a seamstress' apprentice i have a keen eye for stitch related puns, d. are you any relation to tenacious d? [This message has been hemmed by Hefty Kid (edited 06-20-2001).] [This message has been edited by Hefty Kid (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:34 PM Petunya was the best. I miss her most of all. Maven and sylvia were cool. Oscarette was great (she must be awfully busy making her movie.) Mack was the king, until he spawned... oliver, well I wasn't to impressed with him. after all he only had the one thread that was supposed to always be on page one, and where is it now? IP: Logged
animaxitele Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:35 PM CACKLE IP: Logged
SUPER HACKZ PLUS Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:37 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by SUPER HACKZ PLUS (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:41 PM quote: Originally posted by SUPER HACKZ PLUS: Mack is Back? LOL Like he ever really left... IP: Logged
Party Foul Police Junior Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:45 PM https://www.projectgreenlight.xyz/Archives/Archive-000003/HTML/20010118-55-003764.html the joke is on us IP: Logged
SUPER HACKZ PLUS Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:49 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by SUPER HACKZ PLUS (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
D. Lane Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:51 PM quote: Originally posted by Hefty Kid: as a seamstress' apprentice i have a keen eye for stitch related puns, d. are you any relation to tenacious d? hell no! jack black just tried to jump my band wagon! he can't sew for shit! being a funny guy isn't everything, ya know. IP: Logged
SUPER HACKZ PLUS Member	posted 06-20-2001 04:54 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by SUPER HACKZ PLUS (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-20-2001 05:45 PM quote: Originally posted by SUPER HACKZ PLUS: So what do the letters represent after each name anyway? Am I just dense? I believe those are the positions for baseball. So petunya = hkc= mack hmmm...maybe El Topo isn't the king of the double handle afterall, then agian maybe there is no Topo. IP: Logged
D. Lane Member	posted 06-20-2001 05:47 PM quote: Originally posted by SUPER HACKZ PLUS: Jump your band wagon? Is that like jumping your bones, D Lane? no, it's a little less painful unless it's done by jack black. then it's excrutiating but it's funny so that's something after all... IP: Logged
SUPER HACKZ PLUS Member	posted 06-20-2001 05:47 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by SUPER HACKZ PLUS (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
D. Lane Member	posted 06-20-2001 05:48 PM i thought it was naseer IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-20-2001 05:51 PM quote: Originally posted by SUPER HACKZ PLUS: HKC is the newest candidate for Greenlighter most likely to be Mack Daddy! He joins the ranks of Grroeb, Wasabi, Mark Penney, Coyotesix, ARTRA, Hefty Kid, Americano, Stony Girl, Jefferson, Sirensix, 12vob, and George W. Bush. Well I'm not mack, and I'm pretty sure George W. Bush isn't mack (but I could be wrong.) But hey, for all I know, he could be everyone else on the list. IP: Logged
SUPER HACKZ PLUS Member	posted 06-20-2001 06:00 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by SUPER HACKZ PLUS (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
Justin Timbrlake Member	posted 06-20-2001 06:08 PM i admire SUPER HACKS spelling and capitalization, as i got none. his posts look very professional. IP: Logged
SUPER HACKZ PLUS Member	posted 06-20-2001 06:10 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by SUPER HACKZ PLUS (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-20-2001 06:12 PM The Mack Daddy dual handle list (maybe) ANNOYANCE mack daddy Maven Quibble oliver OSCARette petunya torpedo UNBELIEVEABLY ANNOYING HongKongCavaliers Groebb Wasabi markpenney coyotesix ARTRA Heafty Kid Jefferson Siren Six 12 vob Naseer and lets not forget... Edgewyze Americano Jon Stewart Craig Kilbourn and Matt Damon. Does anyone else think this is all getting crazy? IP: Logged
SUPER HACKZ PLUS Member	posted 06-20-2001 06:16 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by SUPER HACKZ PLUS (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-20-2001 06:20 PM quote: Originally posted by SUPER HACKZ PLUS: The smart money seems to be on HKC as of now. But all bets are off. That's just another name and password. None of these people are real...are they? IP: Logged
SUPER HACKZ PLUS Member	posted 06-20-2001 06:26 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by SUPER HACKZ PLUS (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-20-2001 06:29 PM What makes you think "mack" isn't really all of them? IP: Logged
SUPER HACKZ PLUS Member	posted 06-20-2001 06:30 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by SUPER HACKZ PLUS (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
SUPER HACKZ PLUS Member	posted 06-20-2001 06:59 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by SUPER HACKZ PLUS (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
kis is hot Member	posted 06-20-2001 07:30 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by kis is hot (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:05 PM Sluper Hax is trying to throw us off the scent. Mack was most likely someone or a group on the east coast- because of the timing of the 'shows.' Or maybe he/she is a person who stays up all night from time to time. Mack may or may not be petunya. I happen to think petunya is someone else-- a west coaster who is connected to one of the board posters- but is not herself a greenlight contestant. I doubt mack is torpedo. Torpedo wasn't that funny. I think I know who torpedo was -- and if HE is mack... well, let's just say I would be mighty surprised. Maybe this new mack IS torpedo just wanting us to think he's the old mack. Hkc might be mack -- but I don't think so(he wouldn't even tell ME, can you believe that?). On the other hand, I happen to know that HKC DOES stay up very late from time to time. As for that pic up there, Jefferson hasn't been Jefferson for a long time. Could Jefferson be the mack? Well, why not? I think the 'smart' money is on Jefferson. What does jefferson do, anyhow, is he a student? If so, maybe he's got enough time to hang out here and read everything... I think this torpedo just has too much time on his hands. Ahh, everyone loves a mystery-- but this is just too weird at times. IP: Logged
SUPER HACKZ PLUS Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:11 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by SUPER HACKZ PLUS (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
some wanker Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:11 PM quote: Originally posted by Moira1: I think this torpedo just has too much time on his hands. That is for sure. This person is here ALL THE TIME. What kind of job would allow for that? Not to mention the lack of social life... gee kinda makes me feel sorry for the guy. I hope they're paying him good. IP: Logged
kis is hot Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:18 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by kis is hot (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
some wanker Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:24 PM I am not Torpedo. I could have been mack daddy, but I decided I was happy being me, and stony girl. IP: Logged

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