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Jimi Hendrix Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:27 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by Jimi Hendrix (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
ARTRA Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:32 PM About the only thing I can tell you is that I'm sure that HKC is not Mack and pretty sure that I am not either. Or maybe it's the other way around. My life is crowded enough now as it is to bother with being a dual handle. IP: Logged
Jimi Hendrix Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:36 PM sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops! [This message has been edited by Jimi Hendrix (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
ARTRA Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:37 PM Sometimes I wish I were Gravity. He's got money. IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:39 PM I am some wanker. And I think Artra might be mack daddy. (doesn't that sound like something you would say in group?) IP: Logged
ARTRA Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:42 PM Wasabi's Mom was Mack and he/she said her goodbye several weeks ago. Gravity claims he was Oscarette. And Scribbles. And Uncle Toby. Who knows? [This message has been edited by ARTRA (edited 06-20-2001).] IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:52 PM wasabi's mom? you mean FreddyCleavland's Bitch? IP: Logged
ARTRA Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:55 PM Just know that they claimed they were the same. HKC figured it out, I think. Later. IP: Logged
vorpal Member	posted 06-20-2001 08:56 PM quote: Originally posted by torpedo: 1. ANNOYANCE (3B) 2. mack daddy (P) 3. Maven Quibble (1B) 4. oliver (CF) 5. OSCARette (LF) 6. petunya (C) 7. sylvia (RF) 8. torpedo (SS) 9. UNBELIEVABLY ANNOYING (2B) Petunya too? Aw geez. IP: Logged
vorpal Member	posted 06-20-2001 09:01 PM I know who FreddyCleveland'sBitch is. It's someone who usually posts in the GL forum. I'll leave the bitch her annonimity (not that the bitch is hurting anyone) IP: Logged
gypsy girl Member	posted 06-20-2001 10:51 PM And the villagers gathered, gaping at the new strange fire in the sky. It blinded them. They were confounded. There was a babel of voices. Hysteria. Amidst that cacaphony odd claims erupted. Lies. Accusations. Pleas for mercy. But mostly lies. None of these feeble sounds could change the trajectory. I know we're all condemned. The wrecker comes from a great distance. Slowly. But still it comes. IP: Logged
Bitt�rFu Junior Member	posted 06-21-2001 01:43 AM if anyone cares, please stand up. now jump out the window. IP: Logged
felix black is a tool Junior Member	posted 06-21-2001 04:55 AM I invented ksoze and Star Wars too. I was mack daddy for thirteen years in the eighties. I lost my wallet at the fair and when I went to lost and found all my money was still there bu vandals had drawn Devil Horns on the photos of my loved ones. I invented Reynolds Wrap and named it after Burt. I invented ksoze and the rotary engine. IP: Logged
funny Junior Member	posted 06-21-2001 06:38 PM quote: Originally posted by felix black is a tool: I invented ksoze and Star Wars too. I was mack daddy for thirteen years in the eighties. I lost my wallet at the fair and when I went to lost and found all my money was still there bu vandals had drawn Devil Horns on the photos of my loved ones. I invented Reynolds Wrap and named it after Burt. I invented ksoze and the rotary engine. IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-21-2001 06:42 PM quote: Originally posted by vorpal: I know who FreddyCleveland'sBitch is. It's someone who usually posts in the GL forum. I'll leave the bitch her annonimity (not that the bitch is hurting anyone) I like the bitch. She's cool. She always posts those links, you know, like 1smartlady always did. Always very useful. IP: Logged
i shot rollerfink Junior Member	posted 06-21-2001 07:11 PM (EL) TOP (O) TEN BEST DUAL HANDLES EVER 10. The Mayor (just for its concept. Paving the way for future generations.) 9. Hefty Kid (hit or miss, the misses are painful, but the hits are always big) 8. Red Rover (never funny, but a pioneer in dualing) 7. Mack Daddy (often unfunny, but always a crowd pleaser) 6. Gravity (for artra's longevity in this dualie, he should get credit) 5. El Topo (tied with all of Tyson Zoltan Heder's nine hundred and ninety two other dualies. Not so funny, but deserving of credit for sheer willpower) 4. Oscarette (perhaps the first concept dualie. brilliant) 3. Petunya (beautiful social commentary in disguise) 2. Denmark Dave (his only sin was his syntax) 1. Love2Write (never can top it. never will.) IP: Logged
disney69 is smart Junior Member	posted 06-21-2001 07:37 PM oh, come on. where is kis is hot's honorary mention as best dual handle that never had a chance? jim morrison as most obvious handle? benaffleck as most successful handle for fooling star fuckers like abbe??? IP: Logged
some wanker Member	posted 06-21-2001 07:39 PM Damn. Once agian I didn't make the top 10. IP: Logged
funny Junior Member	posted 06-21-2001 10:53 PM quote: Originally posted by i shot rollerfink: (EL) TOP (O) TEN BEST DUAL HANDLES EVER 10. The Mayor (just for its concept. Paving the way for future generations.) 9. Hefty Kid (hit or miss, the misses are painful, but the hits are always big) 8. Red Rover (never funny, but a pioneer in dualing) 7. Mack Daddy (often unfunny, but always a crowd pleaser) 6. Gravity (for artra's longevity in this dualie, he should get credit) 5. El Topo (tied with all of Tyson Zoltan Heder's nine hundred and ninety two other dualies. Not so funny, but deserving of credit for sheer willpower) 4. Oscarette (perhaps the first concept dualie. brilliant) 3. Petunya (beautiful social commentary in disguise) 2. Denmark Dave (his only sin was his syntax) 1. Love2Write (never can top it. never will.) true, true IP: Logged
abbe Member	posted 06-22-2001 07:56 AM i thought "starfucker" was ONE word IP: Logged
abbe Member	posted 06-22-2001 07:57 AM why, is ben interested? IP: Logged
i shot rollerfink Junior Member	posted 06-22-2001 12:23 PM Yes, in the Incredible mr. Limpett. IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:05 PM quote: Originally posted by disney69 is smart: benaffleck as most successful handle for fooling star fuckers like abbe??? LMAO This so funny... I can't even start to tell ya... IP: Logged
masingilcat Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:10 PM i think you're super, stony. this is tyson zoltan heder. you can call me t.z.h. do you think i'm attractive at all? IP: Logged
masingilcat Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:12 PM IP: Logged
masingilcat Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:13 PM this is a picture of me, tyson zoltan heder. there aren't any other tyson zoltan heders... probably anywhere in the world. SAVE TOPO! IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:15 PM You're not Topo. Topo and I have had this conversation. https://www.projectgreenlight.xyz/Forum112/HTML/000004.html IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:20 PM And you're right there is only one Tyson Heder. IP: Logged
coyote's dicks Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:21 PM You don't understand. This is Tyson Zoltan Heder. I have a nephew that looks just like me. I lost a hundred dollars in a bet about the movie Big. I had sex with a lesbian who started crying in the middle of it even though it was her idea. I wear a Woody Allen hate and I hate Carv. I should know. I'm Tyson Zoltan Heder. You can call be Big T.Z. IP: Logged
coyote's dicks Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:22 PM I hate the movie El Topo. I named myself El Topo because I am Tyson Zoltan Heder. IP: Logged
stony girl Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:25 PM Nice try Shane. You get an A for effort, so I'll let you in on a secret, I do think Mr. Six's Assistant is cute. IP: Logged
salty j. leftist Junior Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:25 PM I'm Tyson Zoltan Heder. IP: Logged
edgewyze Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:27 PM wacky kids IP: Logged
F A R T R A Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:28 PM This is T.Z.H. The groovy cat elsewhere known as Tyson Zoltan Heder. I have a nephew that looks just like me. I wear a van dyke, but he doesn't since he's a baby. His name is Aidan. I lost a hundred dollar bet over the movie Big. I had sex with a lesbian once. She cried. Seriously! My dad was a civil rights leader and the Marlboro man. My sister is married. I talk to her online! I grew up rich but artra is teaching me not to be ashamed of it. I have all the dualies. Rollerfink laughs when they call me the king of the dualies. Hefty Kid was mack daddy! I should know, I have a nephew that looks just like me. IP: Logged
edgewyze Member	posted 06-23-2001 04:33 PM yer l.p. reckerds broken, bunky ca-chik...ca-chik...ca-chik... IP: Logged
petunya Member	posted 06-23-2001 05:42 PM quote: Originally posted by stony girl: Listen carefully... I am a nice person. I know nothing about your private lives. I don't know where any of you live. I read every single word posted in the Contestants Forum. I have no money. I have access. I'm not going anywhere. And there aren't enough psychologists in the world to undo the damage already done . IP: Logged
petunya Member	posted 06-23-2001 06:01 PM But what if I don't want to be part of your Beast thingy??? IP: Logged
petunya Member	posted 06-23-2001 06:07 PM Ask Stony... Stony knows all... IP: Logged
backgroundgrrl Member	posted 06-23-2001 06:18 PM petunya - I am glad you're back. I missed you. You were the second person to be nice to me when I came to this forum. IP: Logged
petunya Member	posted 06-23-2001 06:25 PM Hi Grrl!!! I missed you too! You are so sweet! IP: Logged

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