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bittrich
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posted 06-20-2001 05:02 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's summer in New York. Cleavage is everywhere. I know I should be looking at people's eyes as I pass...or maybe averting my gaze altogether...but it's so hypnotizing. I can't help it. I find myself looking straight at them...rather intently. Is that tacky? Am I bad?

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SUPER HACKZ PLUS
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posted 06-20-2001 05:03 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops!

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justina
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posted 06-20-2001 05:04 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i'm so shocked to read this from bittrich.

sigh.

all men ARE the same.

look at some asses, dear.

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mjfryar
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posted 06-20-2001 05:05 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I spent hours pondering the question...and the only response I could come up with is...

we should set up lawnchairs and make it a spectator sport...

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kis is hot
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posted 06-20-2001 05:05 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops!

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SUPER HACKZ PLUS
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posted 06-20-2001 05:06 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops!

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justina
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posted 06-20-2001 05:10 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
here's a confession.

In Japan, very few people look at you. You can look completely outrageous and not even a glance.

In LA, everyone looks at everyone, our clothes, faces, busts, asses, legs, shoes, etc. We have an annoying habit of looking at a door when it opens...every. single. time.

So when I went to Japan I was so hurt and felt so unattractive because no one was looking at me.

I felt so good coming back to LA and getting stared at, you could be peeking up my skirt, and I'd be happy.

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kit
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posted 06-20-2001 05:14 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i am actually hypnotized by my own cleavage. it is very annoying as i keep running into walls because of it.

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Chili Palmer
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posted 06-20-2001 05:16 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops!

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bittrich
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posted 06-20-2001 05:20 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by justina:
i'm so shocked to read this from bittrich.

sigh.

all men ARE the same.

look at some asses, dear.


Damn, don't you know if there were ass cleavage popping out, I'd be all over it. I'm more of an ass man anyway.

(Ass cleavage...a fashion idea whose time has come.)

Actually, I desperately want to turn and look as asses as well, but that seems like it would be even more gauche than the cleavage thing. It involves a turn. And everybody knows what you're doing when you turn. You can't really disguise it.

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justina
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posted 06-20-2001 05:22 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I admit, I give up the cleavage shot to get the ass shot.

It's a talent of mine. I get a glimpse of the outfit, see it's worth it, and turn for a glance.

I'm flattered when it happens to me. But not if it's accompanied by "hey baby..."

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bittrich
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posted 06-20-2001 05:26 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kit:
i am actually hypnotized by my own cleavage. it is very annoying as i keep running into walls because of it.

I wonder if rollerfink is hypnotized by his own cleavage?

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justina
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posted 06-20-2001 05:31 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kit:
i am actually hypnotized by my own cleavage. it is very annoying as i keep running into walls because of it.

i lurv you, kit.

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bittrich
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posted 06-20-2001 05:32 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by justina:
I'm flattered when it happens to me. But not if it's accompanied by "hey baby..."

There's a fine line between being an appreciative ass/cleavage connoisseur and being a construction worker.

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bittrich
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posted 06-20-2001 05:35 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And the ass turn is particularly tacky if you've got a 4 year old kid riding on your shoulders.

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justina
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posted 06-20-2001 05:38 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bittrich:
And the ass turn is particularly tacky if you've got a 4 year old kid riding on your shoulders.

this would be ultimately flattering but even WORSE if followed by "hey baby..."

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kis is hot
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posted 06-20-2001 05:39 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
sorry, prank gone wrong. not funny. woops!

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bittrich
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posted 06-20-2001 05:50 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by justina:
this would be ultimately flattering but even WORSE if followed by "hey baby..."

If I got into trouble, I could just exclaim, "I was talkin' to the kid!"

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justina
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posted 06-20-2001 05:52 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bittrich:
If I got into trouble, I could just exclaim, "I was talkin' to the kid!"

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bittrich
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posted 06-20-2001 05:55 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know the other "terrible" thing is all these young girls wearing the pants that ride low and the shirts that ride high. It seems to be all the fashion rage to show off lots of belly. It's almost as hypnotizing as the cleavage, but most of them do the belly thing and the cleavage thing. By the time I get to the ass, I might have whiplash!

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psichick
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posted 06-20-2001 06:20 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My 2 cents. Women are sex objects to men. Men are potential bread winners and good fathers to their children to women. This is basic. But sometimes, there is digression, like when women just look for sex (maybe they're bored and looking for excitement), or when men are looking for someone to mother them.

For years I hated being thought of as a sex object, but I got over it.

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bittrich
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posted 06-21-2001 03:33 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
booty bump

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Vance
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posted 06-21-2001 05:01 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by justina:
In LA, everyone looks at everyone, our clothes, faces, busts, asses, legs, shoes, etc. We have an annoying habit of looking at a door when it opens...every. single. time.

Really? That's odd, I got a different impression. When I was out there I was having lunch with my buddy Mark at an outdoor cafe (Mark having moved recently from where I am, neither of us considered the sixty-five degree weather as freezing as most of the Californians I met) and this guy walked by down the street. He was wearing shoes and a thong and sunglasses and that was it. He was trailing a big sign behind him on wheels, one of those Make Your Own Message things, and it was taller than him.

Nobody paid any attention to him.

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Grroeb
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posted 06-22-2001 05:42 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by justina:
here's a confession.

In Japan, very few people look at you. You can look completely outrageous and not even a glance.

In LA, everyone looks at everyone, our clothes, faces, busts, asses, legs, shoes, etc. We have an annoying habit of looking at a door when it opens...every. single. time.

So when I went to Japan I was so hurt and felt so unattractive because no one was looking at me.

I felt so good coming back to LA and getting stared at, you could be peeking up my skirt, and I'd be happy.


You're different than the other kids.

And I have WAY too much to say on this matter so I'll be going now. It's in my best interests.

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mjfryar
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posted 06-22-2001 07:12 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Vance:
this guy walked by down the street. He was wearing shoes and a thong and sunglasses and that was it. He was trailing a big sign behind him on wheels, one of those Make Your Own Message things, and it was taller than him.

Nobody paid any attention to him.


I now have this image in my head...

help me

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bittrich
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posted 06-22-2001 07:49 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
sorry, prank gone terribly, terribly wrong. bunnies were hurt in the making of this prank. not funny. woops!

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mjfryar
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posted 06-22-2001 07:52 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Bunnies...bunnies were injured?

You Bastard!!!

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Grroeb
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posted 06-22-2001 07:53 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bittrich:
sorry, prank gone terribly, terribly wrong. bunnies were hurt in the making of this prank. not funny. woops!

[This message has been edited by bittrich (edited 06-22-2001).]


did the bunnies have nice cleavage?

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sk0ll
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posted 06-22-2001 07:57 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In LA the ladies seem to like looking at guys' belt buckles. I catch them all the time looking at mine. Even when I don't have a belt on, they're looking at were it should be. Maybe it's just a habit.

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mjfryar
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posted 06-22-2001 08:00 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I thought bunnies WERE cleavage..did I mix my euphamisms again?

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mjfryar
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posted 06-22-2001 08:00 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
In New York they stare lower than the buckle, but that couhave something to do with the zuchini I keep down my pants so it's warm for lunch

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sk0ll
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posted 06-22-2001 08:04 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Vance:
Really? That's odd, I got a different impression. When I was out there I was having lunch with my buddy Mark at an outdoor cafe (Mark having moved recently from where I am, neither of us considered the sixty-five degree weather as freezing as most of the Californians I met) and this guy walked by down the street. He was wearing shoes and a thong and sunglasses and that was it. He was trailing a big sign behind him on wheels, one of those Make Your Own Message things, and it was taller than him.

Nobody paid any attention to him.



There's a guy in Mission Beach in SD who does something similar. He wear a Tarzan type thong and is on in-line skates. He wears this "thing" that looks like the fuselege of an airplane (it has wings, stabilizers, nose) and he skates down the board walk. Most folks are looking at the ladies in skimpy two piece suits - even the ladies look at the ladies in skimpy two piece suits).

By the way, were you in West Hollywood by any chance. On Santa Monica Blvd. It would explain many things.

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mjfryar
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posted 06-22-2001 08:08 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gee...and I wonder why I moved away form La La land to the east coast...

ah yea, now I remember!!

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bittrich
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posted 06-22-2001 01:15 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mjfryar:
I thought bunnies WERE cleavage..did I mix my euphamisms again?

I hope not because I gave them mouth to mouth.

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bittrich
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posted 06-26-2001 02:36 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
double booby bump

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