posted 06-22-2001 08:44 AM            

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OSCARETTE
I am June and July. In exchange for constant movement and unconditional attention, I have promised my good friends at the Nolan Research Center in Baton Rouge that I will ride my bicycle to Caine's Hardware and buy 12 new fittings and washers for their research project next week. Pathos, please. I promise hell, but am simply not capable of delivering on such grand designs. That might have something to do with the fact that these are message boards and I am frittered, fallen and false. I am hype. I am disease. I am itchings. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. I am false. (binary version available in Fall, 2001). Please dissolve me with a 2:1 mixture of iodine and voren. Thank you.

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posted 06-22-2001 08:48 AM            

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Hee! Hee! That's cute Math1

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posted 06-22-2001 09:12 AM            

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yeah.

that's cute, math.

and the other bench players?

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posted 06-22-2001 01:24 PM            

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I'd like to speak to you about my grade on the last exam.

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posted 06-22-2001 01:26 PM            

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VOLUME OF REVOLUTION

TORPEDO
As a part-time scholar and pastry chef I've learned a thing or two about a thing or two in my time. Namely, I've learned that when it comes to shampooing the carpets in my bathroom, the fine people at the Milwaukee Center For Reconstructive Mathmatics are quite helpful. My disease is inabilities. I have them everywhere. I leave them behind. I am behind. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. In everything. Everything. I'm behind in every single thing. And my carpet reeks of Lucky Charms and Pepto Bismol. I am not hard.

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posted 06-22-2001 01:29 PM            

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Originally posted by edgewyze:
I'd like to speak to you about my grade on the last exam.

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Simple, really.

It goes like this:

you left out something.

B-

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posted 06-22-2001 01:29 PM            

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Thank you sir may I have another.

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posted 06-22-2001 01:30 PM            

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WOW this is just like math class. I'm totally lost!!!!

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posted 06-22-2001 01:49 PM            

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Originally posted by edgewyze:
Thank you sir may I have another.

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These two observations provide an intuitive guide for analyzing fluid flows, even when the flow is not one-dimensional. For example, when fluid passes over a solid body, the streamlines get closer together, the flow velocity increases, and the pressure decreases. Airfoils are designed so that the flow over the top surface is faster than over the bottom surface, and therefore the average pressure over the top surface is less than the average pressure over the bottom surface, and a resultant force due to this pressure difference is produced. This is the source of lift on an airfoil. Lift is defined as the force acting on an airfoil due to its motion, in a direction normal to the direction of motion. Likewise, drag on an airfoil is defined as the force acting on an airfoil due to its motion, along the direction of motion.

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[This message has been edited by math daddy (edited 06-22-2001).]

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posted 06-22-2001 02:55 PM            

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TRIANGLE PROPERTIES

MACK DADDY
I am blisters. I am sores. I am pouting, protruding, posthumous. I was eating lunch at the Mathmatical Factory For The Circumscribed, and ran into Professor Brewer, who explained to me the difference between a thin yellow line and the residue in my coffee filter. I am lice. I am lice. I am lice. I am lice. I am lice. I am lice. I am lice. I am lice. I am lice. I am lice. I am lice. I am lice. I was fascinated with the tale and so then weaved it into one of my own. I have life. I do not. The intent suffers with the room temperature. Decreasing in size, directly proportionate to my insignificance. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. Hollow. I wave at birds. Shit on me.

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posted 06-22-2001 03:08 PM            

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I wonder about that mean value all the time. Why is it mean? Why can't it be pleasant, nice? The nice value theorem. The pleasant value theorem.

P.S.

On Mars the centroid of mass ain't at the same place as the geometric center of centroid. Same on Earth most likely. But on Mars it's much worse, much worse. Much worser. It's much worse on Mars. It's much worse on Mars because of the face, I think. The face on Mars... Elvis.

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posted 06-24-2001 12:24 AM            

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