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Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 11:50 AM I figured out a new title for something and I think you'll like it. It's: "Tuna swimming up fast through sparkly water til he sees his future flash before him -- a square red laquer plate with a side dish for soy sauce-- and he high tails it outta there back to the deep blue sea just in time to avoid the net" (i would have said dolphin, but there's no such thing as dolphin sushi, is there? maybe in KC) call me or write. [This message has been edited by Moira1 (edited 06-22-2001).] IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 06-22-2001 11:55 AM There's dauphin sushi... IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 12:08 PM hi metsie! JB has gone awol. have to find him. maybe in the power tool aisle... IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 06-22-2001 12:12 PM Hiya Moira! Uh oh! Well he does tend to disappear at times... It's that Aikido mystique thing he does... Heh heh. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaleirs Member	posted 06-22-2001 12:12 PM I have been deported. I will write as soon as I can. The weather is nice this time of year. The greens are very green and rollerfink says this will all be over soon. IP: Logged
rollerfink Member	posted 06-22-2001 12:22 PM Okay it's over. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 03:46 PM I'm glad to see that you are all still alive... really. IP: Logged
hongkongcavaleirs Member	posted 06-22-2001 03:51 PM really? Well, I am glad to be back to. I was visiting some of my old Pakastani homies and I just lost track of time. Did you know that they learned how to make a malt liquor beverage out of Camel milk? IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 03:54 PM Camel milk? Surprises me not in the least. Moreover, I am glad of it. It's in the same league as George Washington Carver and peanuts. As you may be aware, peanuts and soda pop are a favorite of the bug-eyed aliens from Ninva. [This message has been edited by dh (edited 06-22-2001).] IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 03:57 PM HONG KONG!!! Hi. wow, sounds like you've been living the dream. of sorts. how are the home boys? hi, dh! IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 06-22-2001 03:59 PM Hi dh. Woof! Isn't that the "other" hkc? Or did they all swap passwords? IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:00 PM metsie!! didn't realize you were on! hi!! are you coming to la? IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:01 PM shit, you're right. it's the other hkc. IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:03 PM Yep, I'll be there Thursday evening until Monday evening. IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:03 PM quote: Originally posted by mets: Yep, I'll be there Thursday evening until Monday evening. yahoo@!! you can stay with me if you want. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:05 PM Hi mets, moria! You're going to LA? For what? I'm in upstate New York. IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:09 PM There's a big PGL party in LA on July 28th, dh. I decided to be bold and go meet some folks. Hey Moira! Thanks! I'll be staying with MC for the most part but thanks for thinkin of me. Maybe we can do a sleep over for one night! Are you gonna do the Quija night gathering???? You MUST come to that... there is a thread about it around here somewheres.... IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:16 PM ... MC? Aggghhhhh! IP: Logged
hongkongcavaleirs Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:32 PM jesus you guys are slow... IP: Logged
salty j. leftist Junior Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:32 PM you're slower, dingaling. IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:37 PM quote: Originally posted by dh: ... MC? Aggghhhhh! MC = Magicalcat... ??? IP: Logged
kit's tits Junior Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:39 PM and hkc equals hong kong cava liars. you're starting to understand... welcome to the world of abreviation. or abrev. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:41 PM I'm slowest. It has been brought to my attention that slow is good. For example, consider slow light. Trapping electromagnetic radiation within exited states of atoms in a quantum electrodynamic cavity allows one to store information in entangled states, qubits, that might lead to a revolution in computing devices, algorithms, and dissipation of lugubrious oils in otherwise rosey scenarios down by the seashore, next to where whales roam. IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:44 PM INT. BUNGALOW IN PAKISTAN CONTEMPORARY CHRISTIAN music is playing loudly. A group of CAPTORS, Pakistani techies aged 30 to 50, are loosely assembled in a small room. They are dressed in double knit slacks, white shirts with pocket protectors. Two are at a table playing chess � on computers-- and drinking local beer. There are ho-ho and ding-dong wrappers everywhere and an empty bucket of KFC. BIG TUNA is standing near the door, lost in thought. The others start singing along to the music, but Big Tuna is not singing. He is pacing back and forth nervously. Suddenly, Big Tuna stomps over and smashes one of the laptops �the one with the music blaring from it-- to the ground. It�s a sony vaio. BIG TUNA (pink in the face) Shut up! What in the name of Mohammed are you doing? This is not the moment for cosmic escapism! Chastised, the gang of captors look dejected. Several of them stand up and adjust themselves or take out their PDAs and check their schedules. CAPTOR #1 What do we do, then? CAPTOR #2 We could go out and patrol. CAPTOR #3 Let's check on the prisoners. BIG TUNA We are in big manure. Whose idea was this? They all look at each other. CAPTORS Yours, Tuna. BIG TUNA (sneering) I told you to find me some Super hacks! Our associates will not support us unless we can deliver a super hacks plus or better. He slams his fist on the table for emphasis. CAPTOR #5 Tuna, it is likely we will Obtain the code from this chinese banner wizard. He has also many other secrets. BIG TUNA What good are they? We cannot drug him or overpower him. The aikido slams have messed up our best men. And the guy seems to be enjoying the fasting. INT. BUNGALO BACK ROOM � NIGHT - THAT MOMENT Hongkongcavaliers, in khaki shorts and a clean white t-shirt, is sitting cross-legged on the floor, doing vipassana meditation. Kisishot paces the room nearby. KIS IS HOT I thought we were going to an NSYNCH concert. What the fuck happened? HKC Not now. KIS IS HOT Your home boys are fuckin lunatics, you know that? HKC Let me concentrate here. KIS IS HOT I�ve got a pilot for comedy central due in two days, bro. HKC None of this is real. It�s just fear. KIS IS HOT I�m scared of you, man. We�re in motherfucking India or some shit and you�re checked-out. HKC (one eye opening) I�m tuned into a place you�ve never been. KIS IS HOT (zapping him with a fake remote control) Well tune out and tune into this: we�re fucked. I hate Indian food. Makes my stomach freakin crawl. Nothin but fatties around here, and the smell of ghee. It�s cookin my brain, bro and we need a plan. HKC (both eyes open and slight head turn � like fixing a full-watt bulb on kis) I�m working on it. Drop and give me 50 while you�re at it. Looking pretty soft. KIS IS HOT (annoyed) Who do you think I am? I don�t work out with guys. Now if you were Destiny�s child, we could talk PUSH UPS. I could be swayed to exert myself for annoyance. And petunya. MrOrange, maybe. But Hongkong, man, I�m not taking orders from you. HKC with lightning speed, grabs KIS IS HOT in a wrist lock and flings him across the room, where he lands on his face in the push-up position. HKC resumes his meditation. HKC That�s 100 now. Get going. After that, we�ll cleanse the mind with a little aikido and be ready to take on the techies at their own game. [This message has been edited by Moira1 (edited 06-22-2001).] IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:44 PM quote: Originally posted by mets: MC = Magicalcat... ??? Well! I was about to get jealous. Why? Because I am a control freak, that's why! Yes! I am the plug, not the socket! The foot and not the shoe! I am not the worm wriggling upon a hook to be nipped at by fierce fishes and other fucking amphibians!!! [This message has been edited by dh (edited 06-22-2001).] IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:47 PM Moira, you are very creative. I think you should indulge in animation with the astounding Mets. IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:49 PM so metsie- you're staying with mc, cool. I definitely want to join the party at some point. dh- you're not going to make it? Too bad. It's going to be a rockin party. We could finally have a chance to grill you in the green bean bag chair! HEy, whatever happened to DawnCallahan? IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:53 PM quote: Originally posted by dh: Moira, you are very creative. I think you should indulge in animation with the astounding Mets. thanks dh, it was a scene from my sp that I adapted for this situation- hoping hkc will come out of the woodwork. so where did mets go? IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:54 PM quote: Originally posted by Moira1: so metsie- you're staying with mc, cool. I definitely want to join the party at some point. dh- you're not going to make it? Too bad. It's going to be a rockin party. We could finally have a chance to grill you in the green bean bag chair! HEy, whatever happened to DawnCallahan? Wow... I'd love to get thrilled by you in the green bean bag chair, Moria. DawnCallahan won the lottery and emigrated to Panama, there to wallow away in heated luxury with cabana boys at her every beckon and call. IP: Logged
coyote's dicks Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:56 PM pakistanis are muslims. indians are hindus. nice lie. nice try. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:56 PM quote: Originally posted by Moira1: thanks dh, it was a scene from my sp that I adapted for this situation- hoping hkc will come out of the woodwork. so where did mets go? I want to see your movie... and experience your moves as well.... Mets is dining. IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:57 PM quote: Originally posted by dh: Wow... I'd love to get thrilled by you in the green bean bag chair, Moria. DawnCallahan won the lottery and emigrated to Panama, there to wallow away in heated luxury with cabana boys at her every beckon and call. hehehehe. another time and place, perhaps. Althought the only lime green bean bag chair I have ever known was in my family basement years ago. Gone now. you know that WOULD be a cool SP, though. The lottery winner that escapes to Panama, while everyone is wondering what happened. IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 04:58 PM quote: Originally posted by coyote's dicks: pakistanis are muslims. indians are hindus. nice lie. nice try. woops! Brilliant!! you're absolutely right. make that what in the name of Mohammed are you doing! i came off as a lame-brain. and I even lived in Morocco. How tuned out can a person be? IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 05:01 PM quote: Originally posted by Moira1: woops! Brilliant!! you're absolutely right. make that what in the name of Mohammed are you doing! i came off as a lame-brain. and I even lived in Morocco. How tuned out can a person be? Don't sweat the small stuff. You're brilliant. IP: Logged
Moira1 Member	posted 06-22-2001 05:05 PM quote: Originally posted by dh: Don't sweat the small stuff. You're brilliant. not really, but i am trying to get as shiny as i can so that people will stop and see themselves while looking at me. IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 06-22-2001 05:36 PM Mets had to go play in traffic and make her way home from work. Good scene Moira! dh, my dear, you know I will always be your very own puppy bitch, no matter who's room I stay in. IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 05:41 PM quote: Originally posted by Moira1: not really, but i am trying to get as shiny as i can so that people will stop and see themselves while looking at me. FADE IN: Heat waffles from stark white cement. A woman's naked foot perches just above, toenails painted bright red. Her long tanned legs are smooth. She lies on a deck lounge. She wears a white strip of cloth about her loins. But for a white broad brimmed hat covering her auburn hair, and dark red rimmed eye shades, nothing more. Her nipples are soft and brown. Her lips are painted bright red. DawnCallahan Oh, cabana boy! Jesus, the cabana boy, with long shanked net in both hands, halts his efforts at retrieving a loose leaf floating upon the surface of the pool. He peers eagerly at DawnCallahan. Jesus Yes, Ms. DawnCallahan. What is it? DawnCallahan smiles, her tongue teases her lips. DawnCallhan Come here, cabana boy. Come here now. Jesus drops his net and hurries to her, stopping at the foot of her lounge. He gazes at her with unabashed sexual hunger. Jesus Yes, Ms. DawnCallahan? DawnCallahan I'm thirsty, cabana boy. She licks her lips and grins. He grins back. Jesus Yes, Ms. DawnCallahan, I will get for you a glass of water with a lime. DawnCallahan That would be simply... succulent, cabana boy. Simply suc-cu-lent. Jesus Uh... I get it now? He turns to go, but stops, looks at her expectantly. She lifts a long leg up a little off the lounge, and points her toes at him. DawnCallahan In a moment, cabana boy. But first... Jesus Yes! Yes, Ms. DawnCallahan! DawnCallahan Suck my toe. [This message has been edited by dh (edited 06-22-2001).] IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 05:49 PM High overhead hovers a spaceship captained by Nurom Moglum, a bug-eyed alien from Ninva. His crew consists of Plumbob Nob, a female. Plumbob Nob What is it doing? Nurom Moglum I don't know. Feeding? IP: Logged
dh Member	posted 06-22-2001 05:54 PM quote: Originally posted by mets: Mets had to go play in traffic and make her way home from work. Good scene Moira! dh, my dear, you know I will always be your very own puppy bitch, no matter who's room I stay in. My very own puppy bitch. Wow. I love it. I really love it. My very own puppy bitch. My soul shakes salaciously, even as I salivate. My sacred member lumbers to life. I am hungry. IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 06-22-2001 06:12 PM quote: Originally posted by dh: My sacred member lumbers to life. I am hungry. IP: Logged

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