posted 06-23-2001 02:06 AM            

Hefty Kid is mack daddy.

posted 06-23-2001 02:09 AM            

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Originally posted by coyote's dicks:
This is Tyson Zoltan heder, and Coyote is Hefty Kid.

Hefty Kid is mack daddy.

I should know. My nephew looks just like me.

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I'm petunya.

posted 06-23-2001 02:12 AM            

THIS IS MY FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD!!!

sirensix how can you even begin to stand up for carv? for fuck's sake...breathe girl...breathe...that's it...now insert a finger....that's good...now another one...yes yes you have got it now...now move them clockwise...now counterclockwise...there you go.....breathe.....and breathe.....very nice...

okay...now for the anus...maybe you should get carv on the phone for this one...and then shove the phone up your fucking poop hole!!!

I can't even begin to talk about what fucking nerve you have. Where the fuck do you or carv or anyone else get off saying who should be on or off these boards or for that matter bitching about content.

"But is this really what you want people who find the sight to read whe they get here? Is this what your marketing is for? blah fucking blah..."

No, they come here to read about your sex drive or carv's sexual escapades with disney69. I don't fucking think so. That shit isn't fun...and it's not funny.

UNDERSTAND THIS AND THEN MOVE ON: NOBODY IS GETTING KICKED OFF THESE BOARDS!!! THIS POINT HAS BEEN PROVEN MANY TIMES IN THE PAST. IF YOU FEEL THREATENED THEN CALL THE COPS, OTHERWISE FUCKING DEAL WITH AND QUIT YOUR FUCKING WHINING! OR DON'T, BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE BE WOMAN ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH IT!!!

or go sit in the corner and bleed, I don't really give a shit.

posted 06-23-2001 02:12 AM            

nice try. nice lie.

posted 06-23-2001 02:27 AM            

Petunya is Mack Daddy.

Mack Daddy is coyote.

Coyote is Hefty Kid.

posted 06-23-2001 02:28 AM            

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Coyote,

You and I actually have much in common. We both came from families where we never had to worry about money. We both grew up in worlds of influence. Yours was a producer. Mine was in other fields (my great uncle founded the Mayo). My own family has wine and champagne bearing our name.

We both broke away from our families to make it on our own. Both of us have been models (I was the Salem man for several years) and both wanted to be in the biz. I made it happen and am sure you will, too.

If fact, it wouldn't surprize me if you recognized me and I you should we meet (again?).

Both of us have wanted to alter the world. My world went through civil rights, human rights, etc. You're fighting the fight, too.

Good for you.

The major difference, that I see, is that I seem to be a little more civil, a little more respectful, a little more tolerate than you. Perhaps this has to do with age?

posted 06-23-2001 02:35 AM            

D)none of the above.

posted 06-23-2001 02:37 AM            

We do have a lot in common. I have so many dualies... Hefty Kid, mack daddy, petunya...

But me and you are buddies. Love you man.

posted 06-23-2001 04:13 AM            

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Originally posted by Siren Six:
I know none of you actually want this guy taking up space in your threads. If enough of us bitch about it, kit & allyn might actually do something...

-S.S.

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I don't know about this guy-- cuz I don't know who we are talking about. but I do want some guy to take up some space in my threads...soon....heehehe

(sorry, siren, just trying to lighten the mood a little)

and i didn't read all this -- so if i got it completely wrong. just everyone look past that, 'kay?

don't let it get you! boys just wanna have fun.

(but guys, you could lighten up on the personal attacks. no one is going to take away your dual-hide-n-seek games)

life is short! let's love each other.

posted 06-23-2001 04:21 AM            

life is too long to hang to put up with big dumb pussies in silence.

posted 06-23-2001 06:22 AM            

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Originally posted by El Topo is a tool:
I don't post have as much as that fuck dfogg or abbe.

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uh... i must have fewer posts than most people here.

hell, i have fewer posts than people who WERE here, left for three months, and came back

geez.

posted 06-23-2001 03:14 PM            

I'm tired reading it.

Topo, I was going to say what I'd like you to do to me with your tongue, but you said the I Want Sex posts were not fun or funny.

posted 06-23-2001 03:45 PM            

I'd like to give you oral cunnilingus. But would you give me oral fellatio too?

I have a van dyke. That's good for oral.

posted 06-24-2001 02:12 AM            

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Originally posted by i shot rollerfink:
This is Tyson Zoltan Heder.

I'd like to give you oral cunnilingus. But would you give me oral fellatio too?

I have a van dyke. That's good for oral.

I have a nephew that looks just like me.

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quote:

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Originally posted by disney69 is smart:
all pussies will be farted on.

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posted 06-24-2001 10:56 AM            

(well... no... not really... but he likes to think he is... hee... hee... poor little Topo... he's just messing around people... get over it already... he's never really said anything vicious anyway...)

posted 06-24-2001 11:20 AM            

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Originally posted by dfogg:
I swear the next person to say personal attacks gets a Glock down their throat. How can you be here, in this forum, for months, and then suddenly start complaining?

Ignore the dualies if they annoy you. Leave the forum if it annoys you. We are what we are, we will not change, we will not be censored (kit's said that several times), and you need to get over it.

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Dfogg, your hostility is so visible -- despite your righteous appeals to free speech. The point is not that anyone can ignore the hostile or negative stuff- we all can. The point is that it is false and cowardly to deliver angry drivel -- in your case, the glock drivel -- and have the gall to imagine that it is at all redeeming because it is 'honest' or your right or anyone's right to do so.

Yes, it's a free forum. Yes, you can say whatever you want. But others can also say whatever they want -- whether in support or objection to what's voiced on here.

My or anyone else's abhorrance of personal attacks is a completely valid expression of creativity. Because creativity is fostered in an environment that is not hostile, cowardly or cheap. At times, this environment devolves into such games and they are not productive for everyone.

Such games may appear to be constructive for those who vent -- for cowards who vent behind masks, especially -- but they are not constructive for everyone.

I feel sometimes that there are some angry little boys on here that like to vent their rage-- in the twisted belief that they are creative. When in fact, they are just frustrated and angry.

posted 06-24-2001 12:29 PM            

artists are a bunch of homos. they have no balls and no brains. if you have a brain, get a fucking job and stop whining about your artistic integrity.

entertainers on the other hand, are really cool people. i have friends who are entertainers. big vito, the guy who eats worms. el topo, the boy who huffs his own farts with a short length of hose. and artra, the former malrboro man. all entertainers, all experts in their field. some day i hope myself to be entertaining.

but creativty and artistry are for shit lickers. fuck it.

my artistry is that i can't stand any of you. my creativy is that i hope you all get run over.

suck my balls in hell, you cockless ass fuckers.

posted 06-24-2001 01:51 PM            

The best friendships are antagonistic ones. The insults are in jest, and if they're not, pretend they are. Nothing pisses off someone who's arguing with you more than if you laugh at them. So fight back in kind, in the light-hearted spirit it's intended, or ignore it, get over it, and move on.

I've said it before and I'll say it forever. The suspension of society's rules, the ability to say whatever, whenever we want, is what makes this such an outlet for creativity. Since last October I've written a second screenplay, almost done with a third, will be done with a fourth by the Fete, written two TV pilots and three spec scripts, and have my mind brimming with more. I will literally not run out of material for years, and why? Because I am linked to all the people here. The atmosphere created by greenlight's mere existence destroys the internal editor who is the killer of creativity and the nemesis of all writers everywhere. Greenlight is a gift to anyone who has the courage and the humor to take advantage of it, and even if I lose the respect of everyone on the planet except the people here, I will defend it until the day I die. Even if it becomes a stigma that would mean my never being published or put on screen, because the mere feeling that being here provides is more fulfilling than anything I've ever felt. Because it makes me write, and I am a writer. And since last October I've become myself.

So everytime someone says the Contestant's Forum is evil and immature and full of hatred, I will reply and rant about my love for it. And say thank you to everyone who made it happen.

posted 06-24-2001 03:39 PM            

I suppose that was directed at me, above, but if not, I'll clarify, anyhow:

I'm NOT saying anyone should get kicked off of here. I'm not seeing this 'community' in such black and white terms as you are. I am a participant and also a thinking critic. I have an individual voice.

I'm SATIRIZING your earlier diatribe on community/brain trust as well as clarifying my position on free-speech. No censoring means no censoring of my or anyone else's comments about negative 'creativity,' which I agree with FARTRA, is often a bunch of crap.

Whatever, I also see good stuff and I'm not at all a nurrie-muncher, mostly because I don't munch the nurries of even CF celebrities by spouting their cultural commentary or neologisms. I have my own point-of-view and I have a right to express it here.

Nyah nyah... so whatever- I'll cool off later- but well, whatever, I'm not really riled. Just fed up.

posted 06-24-2001 03:54 PM            

if I was trying to sell OTC drugs.

whatever.

posted 06-24-2001 04:46 PM            

Yes, you can and should voice your opinion, Moira. And Siren Six is free to voice hers. But the problem comes with turning it into a campaign to change what shouldn't be changed. I won't ignore that, because if the Contestant's Forum became civilized, it would be ruined.

posted 06-24-2001 05:06 PM            

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Originally posted by dfogg:
Because nobody here is a jerk. (Except ksoze.)

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FUCK OFF DFAGG!!!! JUST BECAUSE I TRY TO OPEN PEOPLES EYES TO HOW WORTHLESS AND PATHETIC THEIR LIVEAS ARE DO NOT MEAN THAT I AM A JERK.

posted 06-24-2001 08:00 PM            

I don't even know why we are still talking about this!!! For the love of Randy Newman, why are we still talking about this?????

Here's my take:

Velocity. It's all about velocity. The fucking split-finger fastball relies on form, granted, but it's the velocity that makes that little leather ball zoom from the mound in split seconds and leaves the batter wishing they would have stayed in school and learned to become a high-powered representative from one of those temp agencies. Murray Slayton, the great Cubs pitcher, could throw his SFF at speeds of more than 104 mph. When asked how he achieved such blazing speed with his pitches, he simply said, "I throw it real hard".

It's that simple. So I don't know why we are going to waste our time talking about this. For the people that think the key to a good split-finger fastball lies in the distance between the forefinger and the middle finger all I can say to you is "Wake up!" This isn't Madison, Wisconsin, circa 1957. Let's put outdated myths and legends to rest once and for all.

And one other thing, although this is slightly off topic, who does Eddie Bacon think he is? I mean, I've seen some fine one-man plays in my lifetime, but this guy couldn't carry even one act.

And to call his one-act play, "My Candies" and then spend the next three and a half hours talking about everything BUT candy, is just a complete waste of time. I think they should at least print something on the little program that says, "NOTE: ALTHOUGH THE WORD CANDY (OR CANDIES) IS MENTIONED IN THE TITLE, THERE IS NO DISCUSSION OF CANDY OR ANY OTHER CONFECTIONS IN THIS VERY INSPIRING AND INSPIRATIONAL ONE-MAN PLAY"

That way, at least, I could have been like, "No candy? No ticket."

That is just stupid. But the worse part of the play is that he spends the entire second act crying. Just sitting on stage crying. After about ten minutes, I was up on stage offering him a Kleenex, and he was all, "No, no no. Please. It will pass."

I thought, "Christ buddy, something's going to pass if you don't stop crying and get on with this God foresaken play of yours."

He just cried. I haven't seen that much crying since watching "Steel Magnolias" at my wife's baby shower. But this guy didn't have any reason to be crying. He just cried. For ONE HOUR!!!!!!

So that's bugging me too.

posted 06-25-2001 10:38 AM            

quote:

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Originally posted by Siren Six:
I know none of you actually want this guy taking up space in your threads. If enough of us bitch about it, kit & allyn might actually do something...

-S.S.

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posted 06-25-2001 01:21 PM            

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Originally posted by Disney69:
This was already discussed and driven into the ground about two months ago and the out come is: Deal with it.

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posted 06-25-2001 02:31 PM            

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Originally posted by dfogg:
Well if you ever want to see me go off, just say something about how this place is cruel and uncivilized and the people here are jerks. Because nobody here is a jerk. (Except ksoze.)

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bullshit, d. to say that ksoze is the only jerk around here is not only ridiculous, it's also pretty fucking naive thinking on your part. or perhaps you just wish to be kind. there are several real fucking dicks around here.

don't get me wrong. i don't want to kick anyone off. everyone has the right to express themselves and voice whatever fucked up opinion they may have. and the dicks make it interesting because they can be funny and they obviously have talent for wit and sarcasm (which i love).

but to think they don't intentionally try to hurt others by ridiculing and harrassing is just bullshit. but we're big kids and if we can't take it, we shouldn't be here.

my biggest beef with the dicks is that they hide behind another name. and sometimes it gets old. and tired. and stupid.

posted 06-25-2001 03:12 PM            

dfogg, i don't think you intend to hurt anyone but would you argue that a schoolyard bully is funny just because other cruel people laugh?

somehow it's not so funny when the vicious attacks are turned against you.

and if they're creating "fictional" characters to say "fictional" things then why don't they say them about "fictional" people? why the need to attack a known poster? that's just talking shit and if that's what they want to do, then at the very least they should have enough balls to say who they are instead of creating another name to hide behind.

some people think they are smarter, better than and more worthwhile than others. that's fucking bullshit. and to say that it's all in fun when i believe you know full well that it's bullying plain and simple is to go along with the attacks and follow the pack.