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ARTRA Member	posted 06-22-2001 11:00 PM Dyslexia creeps back in every once in a while. Makes you wonder if the username Artra was picked as by me as a safeguard against sudden attacks, doesn't it? IP: Logged
F A R T R A Member	posted 06-22-2001 11:05 PM Classic gag, Watson. Dyslexics are always farting!! IP: Logged
ARTRA Member	posted 06-22-2001 11:52 PM Are they? I can only speak for myself and one of my brothers. We were both dyslexic. But I don't think we farted anymore that anyone else. It was just a joke and I wanted to use easily recognizable words. That's all. IP: Logged
F A R T R A Member	posted 06-23-2001 12:10 AM You fart a lot Artemus Gordon. And I love every fragrant little puff. IP: Logged
edgewyze Member	posted 06-23-2001 12:15 AM quote: Originally posted by F A R T R A: You fart a lot Artemus Gordon. And I love every fragrant little puff. I can't stop laughing. Bless you, you horrible double-posting-person who-must-be-eliminated-at-all-cost-for-the-betterment-of-these-boards-and-in-the-name-of-all-that-is-righteous-and-holy. Bless you. IP: Logged
Hefty Kid Member	posted 06-23-2001 12:17 AM your welcome. for more information about artra's farts please consult your local library. IP: Logged
edgewyze Member	posted 06-23-2001 12:20 AM You're good, kid. Funny stuff. IP: Logged
i shot rollerfink Junior Member	posted 06-23-2001 12:30 AM rollerfink can write a fart joke that'll really make you think. my fart jokes are pretty primitive. hefty kid? i can do without him. i prefer dfogg. we call dfogg "hefty kid with heart" we call hefty kid "dfogg with heart worms" IP: Logged
ARTRA Member	posted 06-23-2001 12:35 AM A fart by any other name smells just as foul. - William Sharker - IP: Logged
edgewyze Member	posted 06-23-2001 12:40 AM quote: Originally posted by i shot rollerfink: rollerfink can write a fart joke that'll really make you think. my fart jokes are pretty primitive. Actually, your fart joke made me think too. A lot. If you could see me right now, you'd surely note my pensive expression. In fact I didn't really understand it. Your fart joke. It went way over my head. But I just said it was funny cause I wanted to look cool. That's my goal in life. Appearance uber alles, ya know. Please explain all further fart jokes to me in meticulously footnoted detail. Include graphs, if possible. IP: Logged
ARTRA Member	posted 06-23-2001 12:43 AM Edgewyze, Because I know you and Gravity are such good friends I thought you might like to know that he sent Queenie several pics to post in her new/old thread. This should be interesting. IP: Logged
edgewyze Member	posted 06-23-2001 12:49 AM quote: Originally posted by ARTRA: Edgewyze, Because I know you and Gravity I'm sorry, I don't know who you're talking about? IP: Logged
ARTRA Member	posted 06-23-2001 12:53 AM Sorry, lady. Not tonight. I've got real writing to do. Later. IP: Logged
edgewyze Member	posted 06-23-2001 12:57 AM quote: Originally posted by ARTRA: Sorry, lady. Not tonight. I've got real writing to do. Later. Artra, why do you want to be wasabi's mom? Why? IP: Logged
coyote's dicks Junior Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:11 AM The Big T.Z. Heder is not amused, Artra. IP: Logged
wasabi's mom Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:18 AM AND YOU PRETENDERS TO THE CROWN, YOU MACK WANNABES, AMUSE ME NOT. REMEMBER, I AM ALWAYS WATCHING YOU! IP: Logged
edgewyze Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:20 AM quote: Originally posted by wasabi's mom: AND YOU PRETENDERS TO THE CROWN, YOU MACK WANNABES, AMUSE ME NOT. REMEMBER, I AM ALWAYS WATCHING YOU! Artra, nobody believes that you're mack. IP: Logged
wasabi's mom Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:28 AM stony girl Member posted 06-20-2001 08:39 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am some wanker. And I think Artra might be mack daddy. _________________________________________ Yous is rites for beeing such a lunly gril with nobodies to hug on a Frida nite. Makes me feels boths kinder happy cause yous is rite but sad cause yous is so lonely. Sad IP: Logged
edgewyze Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:30 AM quote: Originally posted by wasabi's mom: stony girl Member posted 06-20-2001 08:39 PM She was KIDDING, asshole. Just ask her. You're so stupid you don't even recognize sarcasm when you see it. goodbye. IP: Logged
wasabi's mom Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:34 AM I AM HERE WHEN I AN NOT. AND NOT HERE WHEN I AM. ALWAY HAPPY TO RE-KINDLE THE PASSIONS THAT BURN WITHIN THE HEARTS OF THE CLUELESS. IP: Logged
coyote's dicks Junior Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:38 AM Hefty Kid was mack daddy. And I'm Tyson Zoltan Heder. My nephew looks just like me! Its creepy. IP: Logged
wasabi's mom Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:42 AM AND WHO WAS HEFTY KID, YOU DOLT? THE CLUE IS IN WHO ACCUSES WHO OF WHAT. IP: Logged
a true faux cavalier Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:45 AM Everyone except you knows who Hefty Kid is, Artra. IP: Logged
frank stallone Junior Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:45 AM whats a scartch? IP: Logged
wasabi's mom Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:52 AM IT REALLY WAS SO MUCH MORE CHALLENGING, SO MUCH MORE CREATIVE, WHEN I RETIRED. I HAVEN'T MISSED MUCH HERE. IP: Logged
a true faux cavalier Member	posted 06-23-2001 01:54 AM quote: Originally posted by wasabi's mom: IT REALLY WAS SO MUCH MORE CHALLENGING, SO MUCH MORE CREATIVE, WHEN I RETIRED. I HAVEN'T MISSED MUCH HERE. Then take off again, Artra. We wouldn't miss you either. IP: Logged
i shot rollerfink Junior Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:00 AM Hefty Kid is mack daddy. hefty Kid is also coyote six and petunya. I ought to know. I'm Tyson Zoltan Heder. IP: Logged
wasabi's mom Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:02 AM CLUELESSNESS ONLY HONORS THE DECEIVER. BELIEVE ME TO BE WHO I AM NOT AND HONOR ME MORE. I THANK YOU FOR THE HONOR, EVEN IF YOU SIMPLETONS DO MAKE IT SO EASY. IP: Logged
mack daddy Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:03 AM Wrong. Hey Artra/Wasabi's Mom, go choke on your beard you pus-sucking maggot. IP: Logged
wasabi's mom Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:08 AM Hi, Mack. Yep, I'm a real asshole. But you and I both know I'm not Artra. You're smarter than that. IP: Logged
wasabi's mom Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:25 AM Coyote, You and I actually have much in common. We both came from families where we never had to worry about money. We both grew up in worlds of influence. Yours was a producer. Mine was in other fields (my great uncle founded the Mayo). My own family has wine and champagne bearing our name. We both broke away from our families to make it on our own. Both of us have been models (I was the Salem man for several years) and both wanted to be in the biz. I made it happen and am sure you will, too. If fact, it wouldn't surprize me if you recognized me and I you should we meet (again?). Both of us have wanted to alter the world. My world went through civil rights, human rights, etc. You're fighting the fight, too. Good for you. The major difference, that I see, is that I seem to be a little more civil, a little more respectful, a little more tolerate than you. Perhaps this has to do with age? TTC IP: Logged
a true faux cavalier Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:33 AM Coyote hasn't been here all night you idiot. IP: Logged
coyotes�x Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:34 AM Look at me artra! IP: Logged
coyote's dicks Junior Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:35 AM This is Tyson Zoltan heder. Thanks for the kind words, wasabi's mom. This is coyote. My dad was a great man. As was yours. I remember growing up with you. grand old days. Things have changed, but lets not stop fighting the good fight, buddy. I should know. I have a nephew that looks just like me. IP: Logged
coyotes�x Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:36 AM I am nothing like you. I don't even have facial hair! If you continue this mockery I will hit you so hard that you will turn straight. I'll hit you so hard that you might even become funny. You don't know me. IP: Logged
wasabi's mom Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:38 AM Okay, change the above message to Mack. The message stays the same. Sorry, I can't play any more tonight. I've got a flight out in the afternoon. Coyote, I think it's about time I read your script to see if the respect should be there. I'll download it and read it in Texas. IP: Logged
coyotes�x Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:39 AM quote: Originally posted by wasabi's mom: Both of us have been models (I was the Salem man for several years) and both wanted to be in the biz. I made it happen and am sure you will, too. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that is funny! ahahahahahahahahahahayou fucking douchebag!!! p.s. Don't ever speak of my family again!!! Or I will have El Topo hunt you down and hang you by your two foot long toe nails. IP: Logged
i shot rollerfink Junior Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:39 AM Thanks, wasabi's mom. I think you'll like my script. It's full of respect for generations past and present. This is Tyson Zoltan heder. I'm coyote. I should know. I'm a hobbit with a nephew. IP: Logged
Gravity Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:41 AM I know nothing except that I'm tired, have no beard and am not Artra. And it would be interesting to see what happens should you hit me. Very interesting. IP: Logged
i shot rollerfink Junior Member	posted 06-23-2001 02:45 AM Gravity, don't listen to him. Look at the letter i, its a fake. Thats not the real coyote. I am. I want you to read my script and enjoy it. Its about a cab driver named Mary. its called Hail mary. Its full of respect. IP: Logged

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