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mets Member	posted 04-13-2001 08:16 PM This whole forum... it's shrinking from neglect! IP: Logged
drdefiance Member	posted 04-13-2001 09:13 PM It's like a little kid who's lost his way... A bottle of warm beer with no bottle opener... A dfogg with no one to play with... Hi mets!!! I've missed ya babe. IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-13-2001 11:09 PM Dr. D!!! Where ya been sweety? Or where have I been? Hmmm.. Oh who cares! Hugs! IP: Logged
drdefiance Member	posted 04-14-2001 07:44 AM I don't know and I don't care... We're all alone... And it's dark in here! IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-14-2001 07:08 PM Woohooo! I hope you remembered to bring the syrup... Hmmm... now where did I put that set of ez-clean cuffs...? IP: Logged
drdefiance Member	posted 04-14-2001 08:53 PM I've got plenty of syrup! And you know I don't mind the cuffs... but please, this time... no duct tape! It left a wicked burn the next day! IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-14-2001 11:16 PM Oh all right... Just for you, no duct tape. But, you have to promise me you'll do that thing you do so well! IP: Logged
drdefiance Member	posted 04-15-2001 09:25 AM Talk about a "happy" Easter! <grin> IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-15-2001 10:00 AM Anyone up for an easter egg hunt? IP: Logged
dfogg Member	posted 04-15-2001 12:44 PM Depends on where we get to hunt... IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-15-2001 04:40 PM ok it is easter...it is...mandatory happiness IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-16-2001 09:30 AM Hmm... I'm sensing we're no longer in here alone. IP: Logged
drdefiance Member	posted 04-16-2001 11:23 AM Party crashers! IP: Logged
dfogg Member	posted 04-16-2001 11:34 AM <gasp> Me? Crash? I thought I was always welcome... IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-16-2001 12:08 PM FINE SEE IF I EVER COME IN HERE AGAIN Come on dfogg lets go do bad things to eachother! IP: Logged
dfogg Member	posted 04-16-2001 03:49 PM Woohoo! <grabs his cuffs and his duct tape> IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-16-2001 03:51 PM Are they gone yet??? IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 04-16-2001 05:36 PM Hey guys, I see I missed some Easter mayhem. My one-act is over now. IP: Logged
dfogg Member	posted 04-16-2001 07:17 PM How'd it go, bitt? Standing o? IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 04-16-2001 08:42 PM quote: Originally posted by dfogg: How'd it go, bitt? Standing o? Not quite, but some good belly laughs and applause. Gman liked it! IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-18-2001 03:10 PM <mets stuffs her cuffs and candles back in the bag in a huff!> Fine. Lets all just get cozy and talk about FILMS and SCREENPLAYS of all things! Hmphf! IP: Logged
dfogg Member	posted 04-18-2001 04:43 PM <reaches over to fondle her taser> IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-18-2001 09:15 PM <bitch slaps dfogg across the room> Hey! The mood has been broken... pout IP: Logged
drdefiance Member	posted 04-18-2001 10:27 PM quote: Originally posted by mets: <bitch slaps dfogg across the room> Hey! The mood has been broken... *pout* Bwahahahahaha! Bitch slaps dfogg.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, mets... atta-girl! IP: Logged
dfogg Member	posted 04-19-2001 07:06 AM <lunges at drd> ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!! IP: Logged
drdefiance Member	posted 04-20-2001 05:43 AM DOH! IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 04-20-2001 11:15 AM Double doh! IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-20-2001 03:15 PM Tsk tsk! Boys!!! IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-20-2001 06:50 PM Once when I was about 15 and my sister was 17 we both were at a friends house, well it was her boyfriends house but it was the local hangout. She was eating a can of smoked oysters. One of our friends said "what is that?", so I explained and told him I thought they were yummy (they are). I told him, "go ahead, try one", my selfish sister said "NO". I could not believe it. GRRRR. She was eating away and after awhile, she picked one of the oysters up...and it had a dead fly under it!!!! I saw it, so this is truth! Ahhhh fucking sweet justice. IP: Logged
drdefiance Member	posted 04-20-2001 07:00 PM You are a sick puppy Julie. WELCOME! IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-20-2001 07:05 PM I have a bunch of stories. I tell one for each, who tells me one. IP: Logged
closetwriter Member	posted 04-20-2001 07:28 PM Stories of divine justice? Or just stories in general? IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-20-2001 07:43 PM Well, I have a bunch of stories about things I have experienced, just as we all have. So this is the shit, the stuff that makes good story telling. So, if you tell a story, not too long, about something that happened to you, or you witnessed. I will give one up too. Mets will too, because she is infact my sister in another sense. So I say bring it. I gave one up but here is one for good measure. Grew up in farmland. Muckland really. Fertile ground and we had a concord grapevine, and a small orchard with cherries and peaches. I had just got a brand new pair of bugs bunny sunglasses. I was gonna test the theory that you can't look into the sun...I stared straight into it!!! Must have been an hour...felt like it. I finally got up and took off my glasses and walked right into the cherry tree branch but I did not hit the branch but my face smacked into a nest of...damn I can't remember what is the name, but it was caterpillars or worms or something......ALL IN MY FACE A NEST OF THEM. Your turn. IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 04-20-2001 08:10 PM I once climbed a tree in my best friend's yard, about 12 feet up in the air and stuck my face right into a wasp's nest. I got stung all over my face and fell 12 feet to the ground. Nothing broken or anything, but my best friend's mom (who I had a little crush on) put baking soda all over my face. IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-20-2001 08:38 PM Excellent Bittrich!!! Ok read this one on for size. Now was winter. Had a tiny pond that froze over. I was 7 and boot skating. I did not have skates yet. My sister was with me telling me the legend of bigfoot. She said in a serious tone "they say he has been seen in the Buffalo region...OH MY GOD there he is". I went like exclamation point and flipped upside down and broke my collar bone. For 3 weeks after that my sister was my best friend. 7 years later she caused me to break my left ankle. GRRRR IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-20-2001 10:26 PM I have never been stung by a bee. My sister was trying to teach me how to do a hand-stand and when she demonstrated, she accidently kicked me in the mouth and gave me a huge fat bottom lip. Today is my birthday and it has really sucked bad. I wish I had never woken up this morning. I want a cigarette really bad and can't have one. There. Stories galore... IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-20-2001 10:35 PM Happy Happy mets, "the whole worlds counting on you and the power that you use" Another story. Hate the lot of pgl..thought you all miniscule, faking fame following fuckers. Loved mets almost instant. Love her more now that she is old. Honest babe you are on my list of people i would never regret knowing. I am furious that I am fucking aging at this moment too! I rarely make those faces grandma. IP: Logged
closetwriter Member	posted 04-20-2001 11:07 PM Across the street from the house we lived in from the time I was about 5 to 12, was the elementary school we went to. It's kind of on a hill, and there are huge 12ft fences because of the grade of the hill. We learned to ride our bikes on the basketball courts, and the local game was to ride as fast as you could toward the fence, and see how close you could get -without hitting- before turning. So, my middle brother was watching the older kids (me included), and wanted to try, but we essentially shunned him as too little. Later on we left, and he stayed. My Mom is in the house, and keeps seeing my brother walk by pushing his bike. After a couple of trips by the house, she opens the window and calls him by name. He comes in the house and explains that he wasn't sure which house was his. When I get home I immediately get my butt chewed, because after the big kids left the school yard, Danny tried the game we had been playing. He hit the fence so hard that he had chainlink fence imprints on his face! We laugh about it now, but I can't remember my Dad yelling as much as he did that day about me "endangering my brother's life". IP: Logged
mets Member	posted 04-20-2001 11:44 PM More stories: I like julie. She makes me smile alot. We're kindred sisters. I'm not so much worried about aging. My b-day has been sucky today cuz I'm alone and already depressed and a have had few sucky happenings in the recent past. Thus, this whining. When I was a young girl I wanted to skip ahead and be an old woman so that I would already KNOW everything and be happy. I'm not a grandma... but I am a Great Aunt! Twice! IP: Logged
julie Member	posted 04-21-2001 12:45 AM there is no way anybody should let a birthday girl feel her words were not heard. Honest mets...for what it is worth...I think I am the ultimate...I love to adorn myself...and YOU KNOW YOU are right there with me!! For real thanks for being...YOU. So you are about as good as it gets. IP: Logged

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