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slk445
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posted 04-03-2001 07:51 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
SLK445 is so happy she finally made it here. Now maybe everything that went wrong in the past will remain in the past.

In walks a Puerto Rican kid.

V-MAN
Hi! I'm V-man!

SLK445
Yeah, hi, whatever.

V-MAN
Do you remember me?

SLK445
Nope.

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slk445
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posted 04-03-2001 09:44 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
V-MAN
Really? After all the effort I made?

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v-man
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posted 04-03-2001 11:15 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slk445:

v-man, you're very brave.

-vivian


Thanks. Is there a next scene?

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slk445
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posted 04-03-2001 11:43 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
(yeah, courtesy of the Republicans....)

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RickLazio
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posted 04-03-2001 12:35 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
INT. FILM SCHOOL - 1 1/2 MINUTES LATER

slk445 and v-man sit next to each other, but they're not happy about it.

V-MAN
Maybe we could just be friends.

SLK445
And maybe arabs and jews will
live in peace. Maybe Kathy Lee
Gifford will stop being a pretentious
ass. Maybe Cher will never have
plastic surgery again...

V-MAN
I get the point.

A WOMAN enters.

WOMAN
Hi, I'm Mrs. Iago Steele.

She sits on the other side of slk445.

MRS. IAGO STEELE
Wanna come to the Treehouse?

Slk445 swallows her own tongue and suffocates.

V-MAN
Whoa.

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v-man
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posted 04-03-2001 12:51 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey, this is getting good.

<v-man throws on some Pop Secret>

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slk445
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posted 04-05-2001 05:50 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
not really.

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slk445
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posted 04-05-2001 05:51 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Oops. Mistake." --Jerry Maguire

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v-man
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posted 04-05-2001 08:44 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slk445:
trying to get a date with Fred is silly.

Why, are you trying to get a date with him? If you are, I can make some suggestions.

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slk445
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posted 04-05-2001 09:12 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"don't look at me." --the all-time greatest line ever written

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v-man
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posted 04-05-2001 09:20 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slk445:
shoot~~

Talk to me, I'm listening.

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slk445
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posted 04-05-2001 10:26 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Note: Only forum leaders may delete posts.

I wish they would post more. I'm confused.

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RickLazio
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posted 04-06-2001 07:36 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slk445:
i don't like this internet thing.

don't have anything to say at the moment...is that alright?

just keep all the critics out of here...they really destroy my everything asld;fkjs;lfkjsdlfaj


The enemy lies within.

Your friend,

Rick

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v-man
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posted 04-06-2001 11:07 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slk445:
i don't like this internet thing.

don't have anything to say at the moment...is that alright?

just keep all the critics out of here...they really destroy my everything asld;fkjs;lfkjsdlfaj


I'll be here when you have something to say.

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v-man
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posted 04-06-2001 11:08 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RickLazio:
The enemy lies within.

Your friend,

Rick


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RickLazio
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posted 04-06-2001 11:48 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by v-man:


Exactly

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Swedish Chef
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posted 04-06-2001 12:02 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
One-a Guud Scere-a soocks my muoosteche-a! Bork Bork Bork!


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v-man
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posted 04-06-2001 12:11 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RickLazio:
Exactly

Uh, thanks for clearing that up... I think.


Thanks, Chef, you were always my favorite.

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slk445
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posted 04-06-2001 04:39 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hi guys!

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b-man
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posted 04-06-2001 07:32 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The hell...?

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v-man
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posted 04-06-2001 08:13 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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slk445
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posted 04-06-2001 08:47 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
how does that grin smiley work?
:> (at least I'll put the one i'm certain of here)

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slk445
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posted 04-06-2001 08:49 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hooray!

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slk445
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posted 04-07-2001 12:04 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hacks are gone.~

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RickLazio
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posted 04-07-2001 01:10 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slk445:
hacks be gone.~


Look inward. Look to yourself.

Your friend,

Rick

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v-man
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posted 04-07-2001 05:06 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slk445:
hooray!

Hey, you got it!

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slk445
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posted 04-07-2001 07:07 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOWER EAST SIDE - NIGHT

SLK445 is strolling down the street looking into all the eclectic, colorful window diplays. She's incognito and she loves it. The people she's staying with live next to an Italian restaurant and the owner gave them some good Italian food (seafood linguini) for dinner....complete with a dessert spread and capuccino.

She loves NY. Walking around everywhere. Catching a glimpse of the cool hipster kids listening to Paul Oakenfield at the Virgin store. The mystery books store in Greenwich Village. And she saw "Harold & Maud" at the Film Forum yesterday afternoon.

She loves NY.

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slk445
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posted 04-07-2001 07:23 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
EXT. NIGARA FALLS - NIGHT

omg! SLK445 loves all the beautiful colors they shine on the falls at night. Can you believe that kid would play on the other side of the railing, so that SUPERMAN would have to rescue him when he slipped? What a careless kid!

SLK445 was amazed that her daddy had to change their money to Canadian money. That's pretty neato, she thinks to herself.

She's not going to be like the careless kid. She knows SUPERMAN is not real.

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slk445
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posted 04-07-2001 07:26 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROCKEFELLER CENTER - NIGHT

SLK445 is freezing her buns off. Her puffy ski jacket and her fuzzy hat aren't enough to keep her warm. New York City is smelly and dirty. And daddy's car she threw up in on the drive over. She hates such long car drives and getting carsick.

At least the angels are pretty and her uncles are so nice to her. They carry her because everyone is so tall and she is tired of walking. But boy, it sure is cold!

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slk445
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posted 04-07-2001 08:27 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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slk445
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posted 04-07-2001 08:35 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
arg.

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slk445
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posted 04-07-2001 09:06 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
INT. FILM SCHOOL - DAY

The LECTURER steps up. Out of the corner of her eye SLK445 catches glimpse of cool-looking chick. It crosses her mind that she may yet be another of these lesbians she tends to run into, but SLK445 needs to find good friends at this strange new place...where she hopes to fulfill all the promises she made to herself in her childhood.

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slk445
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posted 04-07-2001 09:11 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
INT. CAFE LINE - DAY

2 hours later SLK445 meets COOL-LOOKING chick in lunch line.

COOL-LOOKING CHICK
Hi, I'm Julie.

SLK445
Nice to meet you, I'm Jessie.

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slk445
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posted 04-07-2001 09:16 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
COOL-LOOKING CHICK
It sure is cold outside, where are you from?

JESSIE
Chicago, and you?

COOL-LOOKING CHICK
I'm from Florida--Ocala.

JESSIE
Hey, a really good friend from college was from there. Lots of horses there or something?

JULIE
Yeah, something like that. Let's sit together.

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v-man
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posted 04-07-2001 09:42 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slk445:
EXT. NIGARA FALLS - NIGHT

Can you believe that kid would play on the other side of the railing, so that SUPERMAN would have to rescue him when he slipped? What a careless kid!


Just this reference alone is enough for me to want you as my friend.

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slk445
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posted 04-07-2001 11:57 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by v-man:
Just this reference alone is enough for me to want you as my friend.


no way.

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v-man
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posted 04-08-2001 11:26 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slk445:
no way.


No way in what way?

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slk445
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posted 04-08-2001 11:27 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by v-man:
No way in what way?

in every way

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v-man
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posted 04-08-2001 11:33 AM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slk445:
in every way

That hurts my feelings. Too bad Superman is of no help to me now.

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slk445
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posted 04-08-2001 01:51 PM         Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by v-man:
That hurts my feelings. Too bad Superman is of no help to me now.

ah, so you're here! ah.

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