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Toqueville Member	posted 03-02-2001 08:24 AM Yeah it's pathetic, but as I've already hocked my Top 30 DVD player, I figure my dignity took a holiday some time ago. Toq- DJMKULTRA@hotmail.com IP: Logged
Pete Jones Member	posted 03-02-2001 10:52 AM toq, I'll email your ass but not trying to be corny, you're frickin too talented. anyone contacting you yet? IP: Logged
Toqueville Member	posted 03-02-2001 01:39 PM Sorry Pete. The only contacting I've gotten is from the fine folks at Bank of America about a bounced check to Kinkos. Anyhow, I'm a good PA, for whatever that's worth. Sometimes, if you take pride in doing the small things well, some of the big ones will work themselves out. Or maybe I should just lay off the fortune cookies. Toq- aka Riley Ray Beeper: 310-239-4687 E-mail: Riley_Ray@hotmail.com IP: Logged
D. Lane Member	posted 03-02-2001 04:52 PM pete, please give toq a job...guaranteed to at least keep you in laughs throughout it all... IP: Logged
Toqueville Member	posted 03-02-2001 04:55 PM Thanks for the support. And, the California Dept. of Unemployment thanks you too. Actually, come to think of it Pete, if you DON'T hire me, will you at least say you interviewed me? I need to put something on this unemployment form. Toq- IP: Logged
Pete Jones Member	posted 03-04-2001 11:15 AM toq, Laughing my ass off. Just cashed my last unemployment check on saturday. I know how it is. I'll call you this week. pete IP: Logged
Toqueville Member	posted 03-04-2001 12:39 PM Thanks Pete. And if you could say you were STRONGLY considering me, like we had TWO interviews over a two week period, then I could use a little of this lie for next week. That's the key to a good falsehood, you wanna stretch it out and get the most out of it. Toq- BEEPER: 310-239-4687 DJMKULTRA@hotmail.com IP: Logged
fatchicks1 Junior Member	posted 03-04-2001 03:25 PM What about the Trifecta? All the best, Fatchicks1 IP: Logged
Toqueville Member	posted 03-05-2001 10:10 AM The trifecta gets you caught dude. Three interviews and you DIDN'T get the job? Somehow I don't think so. Toq- IP: Logged
DJWackyPants Junior Member	posted 03-05-2001 04:57 PM Toq, I sell toys and games for young children (3-7) online at www.unitedtoyfair.com, we are currently looking for someone to process orders and respond to customers enquiries. The pay is between $7-$10 an hour and the questions mostly consist of something like this... "Hello, my son Michael is 5 years old and I wanted to buy him The Great Cherry Caper board game but I noticed the cherries are very tiny, do you think it's possible for a 4 year old to think the cherries are real and try to eat them and maybe choke? He's a little bit slow, he got left behind in preschool for replacing the balogna in his sandwhich with crayons, will this game be a threat to his well-being?" If you respond to this question correctly I will really consider hiring you. Thank you and good day -Andy IP: Logged
Toqueville Member	posted 03-05-2001 10:42 PM Dear Ma'am, You son sounds both precocious and special. However the scamp sound like he COULD get himself into trouble with small parts...or big parts...or things with corners. May I suggest out GIANT stuffed Cherry animal. IT's plush, completely safe and probably too large to fit into his mouth. Good luck. And you may want to consider stocking up on children's pepto bismol. Toq- IP: Logged
Toqueville Member	posted 03-06-2001 09:53 AM Pete, Not to put any pressure on you or anything, but my unemployment form just got here and I wanna send it back. Can you e-mail me some general address for Miramax where we could have supposedly DONE this interview? Thanks. Toq- DJMKULTRA@hotmail.com IP: Logged
fatchicks1 Junior Member	posted 03-06-2001 11:02 AM What about the Trifecta? All the best, Fatchicks1 IP: Logged
Toqueville Member	posted 03-06-2001 11:11 AM Would you STOP with the trifeca already? Toq- IP: Logged
Toqueville Member	posted 03-07-2001 02:13 PM So Pete, seriously, I need to send this in. Lemme know if you'll vouch. Thanks Beeper: 310-239-4687 Toq IP: Logged
Toqueville Member	posted 03-08-2001 02:29 PM Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna PUT your name down on my unemployment form and put down the Miramax address here in LA where I picked up my party tickets as the place I interviewed. If you don't post "NO Toq. Don't do it" in the next, let's say 1/2 hour, I'll assume that's okay with you. Good? Great. Thanks Pete. You're a bud. Toq- IP: Logged

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