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rollerfink Member	posted 05-16-2001 06:38 PM Pete, I am a very succesful tit-double (have you seen McAuley Culkin's new film?). I work for standard TDA (Tit-Double Association) rates but will give discounts for jacuzzi tit-shots. I know you do not have too many tit-shots in your script but if you want to hit the suburban Atlanta demographic then you should really consider adding some. P.S> do Catholics have tits? IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 05-22-2001 12:08 PM I believe there are man tit shots in this movie. I've seen Rollerfink's man tits, and they are quite nice. I can vouch for them. Question for Rollerfink... How do you take care of your man tits to make sure that they are ready for the camera at all times? I mean, I know hand models sometimes put heavy lotion on their hands and sleep with rubber gloves on, and they never wash dishes. Do you have similar rituals for your man tits? IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 05-22-2001 12:09 PM I believe there are man tit shots in this movie. I've seen Rollerfink's man tits, and they are quite nice. I can vouch for them. Question for Rollerfink... How do you take care of your man tits to make sure that they are ready for the camera at all times? I mean, I know hand models sometimes put heavy lotion on their hands and sleep with rubber gloves on, and they never wash dishes. Do you have similar rituals for your man tits? IP: Logged
bittrich Member	posted 05-22-2001 12:13 PM double post. quite a pair. IP: Logged
Pickel87 Member	posted 05-23-2001 01:20 PM Rollarfink don't forget your Epil-Stop! you know for that back hair problem. hee hee IP: Logged
uhuru1701 Member	posted 05-23-2001 01:53 PM Rollerfink, Demand a man-tit-masseuse on call at all times to keep them looking perky. In show business, even man tits have to be perky. PEACE, uhuru1701 IP: Logged
rollerfink Member	posted 05-24-2001 11:21 AM I have found that Johnson and Johnson's baby oil GEL (yes it must be the gel) works wonders. It keeps my tits shiny and smooth all day long. Also I try to refrain from rubbing my bus driver's face in my tits. It's difficult but you have to make sacrifices if you want to make it big in the tit-double industry. P.S. My friend Ralphie specializes in tit-wobbles. IP: Logged
Jet Member	posted 06-10-2001 07:53 AM Question, Do they have man-tit fluffers? Bones just taught me what that word means and I've been dying to use it in a sentence. It's hard to bring up in ordinary conversation but I must say fits in quite nicely here. BTW I would be interested in this job if there is an opening. I have strong man-like hands highly skilled in, ahem, nipple shaping. IP: Logged

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