TRUE ROMANCE="Don't condenscend me man...I'll fuckin' kill ya" (B.Pitt)

GOODFELLAS="All my life, I wanted to be a gangster..."(Ray Liotta)

STAR WARS="You will never find, a more wretched hide, of scum and vilanny(sp?)" (the late,great Alec Guiness)

WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE="I can go at any time" (Leo)

CHASING AMY="Now that!...was a moment" (Jason Lee)

THE SHINNING="Gimme the bat Wendy...I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in..." (Jack)

And here's one for our boys at Green Light
GWH="I gotta go see about a girl" (Matt and Robin)

"Put him on screen..."

STAR TREK IV- The Voyage Home

"Can you tell me where they keep the nuclear wessels?"

SPRING BREAK

"Beer is like- fucking great."

SPRING BREAK

"I'm gonna down to the pool for a beer and a hard-on."

SPRING BREAK

Braveheart
(the best movie on the face of the planet)

The absolute best movie line ever in any film, anywhere, anytime. Next best?

"Right below the belt, every time."
NOTORIOUS (1946)

"C'mon, Jake. It's Chinatown."
CHINATOWN (1974)

"You made a time machine out of a Delorean?!"
BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985)

"Fasten your safety belts; it's gonna be a bumpy night."
ALL ABOUT EVE (1950)

"It was beauty killed the beast."
KING KONG (1933)

"... all these moments will be lost, like tears in rain. Time to die." (or something like that)

both from BLADE RUNNER

"Shut up, baby." *liplock*

Honorable Mentions-(audience participation lines from RHPS)
1. "Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...God said, 'let there be lips.' And there were, and they were good.
2. "I know what your thinking, and it just won't fit!"
3. "I payed 5 bucks for this movie and I want to see one of King Kong's pubic hairs."
4. "Elbow sex, elbow sex!"
5. "Hey Riff, get that bugger off your thumb!"

There's two!

The Outlaw Josie Wales: (Hey Josie, we gonna bury these fellas? Josie spats a wad of chew on the dead guys forhead)

Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

And yes another Clint Eastwood line.

Chris Knight: I believe it was socrates, who said......I drank what?

Back to the Future:
Marty Mcfly: I have to get back to the year 1985.

Dr. Emmit Brown: Marty, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit.

2001:
Dave Bomen: My god, its full of stars.

Hall 9000: Sorry, dave. You know I can't do that.

Hall 9000: Why don't you take some stress pills and think things over?

Good Will Hunting:
Will: Does this violate the doctor patient relationship?
Shawn: Only if you grab my ass.

Braveheart
(the best movie on the face of the planet)

YES IT IS!!!!!

"You cannot die McCloud, except it."
HIGHLANDER (THE FIRST AND ONLY ONE)

"I'm still here chief."
FREQUENCY

Josie
You a bounty hunter?

Bounty Hunter
Man's gotta' make a living.

What a stinger!!!!!!!

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across the 8th Dimention -
"Wherever you go, there you are."

Devils Advocate
(Reeves) Are you the devil??
(Picino) Call me dad.

Yoda: No! no try. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

The Matrix:

Morpheus: I did not say it would be easy. I only said it would be the truth.

Bald Boy: Then you will realize the truth.
Neo: What's that.
Bald Boy: There is no spoon.

Last Boy Scout:

Milo: I am the bad guy.

Bruce Willis: If I live through this, I swear to christ I'm gonna dance the jig.

Die Hard:

The Professional
Gary Oleman to Natalie Portman:
"I don't enjoy killing anyone who doesn't appreciate being alive."

Batman
The Joker (Jack):
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? I ask that of all my prey..."

The Crow
The Crow:
"I'm dead. And I move..."

"You want the truth ...? You can't handle the truth!" ~~ Good 'old Jack

"I don't want any of your favors" ~~ Hope Floats

"I've got a day" ~~ One Find Day

Keanu: what about love?
Satan: Love?? Overrated, biochemically no different than eating large amounts of chocolate.

Batman:

Joker: What kinda world is this, where a man dressed as a bat, steals all my press??
This town needs an ennima.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

Ferris: Now if you had a car like this, would you take it back right away?? Neither would I.

Ferris: You touch me, and I yell rat.

from

The River's Edge

"Mother fucker, FOOD EATER!"

Chris Elliot: These piPES ARE CLEan!!!

Starwars:

Emporer: Young fool, now only at the end do you realise.

R2-D2: Beep deep bleep. Pign whistle, buzz.

Lando Calrissian: You truely belong with us among the clouds.

Jabba the Hutt: Eachony choo un Solo. Hoo hoo hoo.

Boba Fett: ..... ..... .....

Boba Fett: He's no good to me dead.

Luke Skywalker: You ask the impossible.
Yoda: *lifts X-Wing out of slimey pond*
Luke Skywalker: I don't beleive it!!
Yoda: That...is why you failed.

Luke Skywalker: I will not fight you fater.
Darth Vader: If you will not fight, then ... you will meet your destiny.

P.S. wasn't luke the biggest freak'n whinner in the first two movies.

Bill and Ted:

JONES
"That monkey's gotta die! He stole my shit!"

ARENA
"Well, then...go make a new shit!"

(Yes I'm for real, go read it if you don't believe me)

You're never gonna regret this Ray.

But my parents left me that house, I was born there.

You're not going to lose the house, everybody has three mortages now-a-days.

But at nineteen percent, you didn't even bargain with the guy.

Ray, for your information the interest alone for the first five years comes to ninety-five thousand dollars.

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Originally posted by wasabi:
Fever (Greenlight entry) - "A tight ass is good for something"

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Empire Strikes Back:
Admiral Piett:bounty hunters, we don't need their scum!
officer: Yes sir!

Tremors:
Nestor:The phone is dead!
Walter:I didn't do it!

Mallrats:
Jason Lee:bloody savages

Aliens:
Ripley:This child lasted for weeks with no food and no weapons.
Hudson:Why don't you put her in charge!

Aliens:
Apone:A day in the corps is like a day on the farm; every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade. i LOVE the corps!

Trainspotting:"Why Didnt you bring them",
"CAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM YOU DAF CUNT" (Jonny lee Miller, and Robert Carlyle)

From Dusk Til Dawn:"So Whats the story with you two, you a couple of fags?"(George Cloony)

Permanant Midnight:"If I was Perkaden Where Would i be?"(Ben Stiller)

Jackie Brown: It Feels Like A Gun pressed Up against My Dick"(Sam Jackson)

Pulp Fiction:"Say What again, I dare you, i double Dare You Mother Fucker Say What One more god damn Time"(Sam Jackson)

The Big Lebowski:"3000 Years of Beautiful Tradition From moses To Sandy Kofax Your God Damn Right I'm Living in the fucking Past"(John Goodman)

The Big lebowski:"I'm as jewish as Fucking tevia"(John Goodman)

The Big Lebowski:"Your entering a world of pain son ya see we know this is your home work, we know you stole the car, and the fucking money, and we, we know that this is your home work"(John Goodman)

The Big Lebowski"Son This Is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass"(John Goodman)

Theirs something about Mary"I work with retards"(Matt Dillon)

Theirs something about mary:"Well God dammit son how in the hell did you get the franks above the beans"(David Keith)

Natural Born Killers:"You aint seen Nothing yet"(Woddy Harelson)

Natural Born Killers:"Hey Jack Mickey's Back"(Woody Harelson)