FADE IN:

Voluptuous, red, full FEMALE lips. Making kissing sounds.

FEMALE
Come here baby. Come to Mommy.

MALE lips, puckered, making kissing sounds.

MALE
Come here baby. Come to Daddy.

Big black wet nose. It’s a Golden Labrador puppy.

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

Those juicy red lips belong to CAROL STEVENS. She’s a gorgeous woman in her mid-twenties with thick brown hair.
Her tight fitting tank top and running shorts cling to her perfect sexy curves. She’s on her knees bent over reaching for the dog.

CAROL
Come here Baxter, come to Mommy.

Those male lips belong to BOB STEVENS. A Handsome man in his mid-twenties, with an athletic body and winning smile. He’s on his knees, reaching for the dog.

BOB
Here Baxter, Daddy will give you
a Twinkie.

Baxter looks at Carol's cleavage. A comic strip balloon thought of a Twinkie appears above his head. He looks at the Twinkie, then back to Carol's cleavage.

BAXTER (VO)
There’s something about Carol I
really like. But oh, that Twinkie.

He pictures himself eating the Twinkie. Cream filling covers his face.

BAXTER (VO)
Sometimes I’ll save the cream on my
face. Then fifteen minutes later it’s
like having dessert all over again.

Baxter turns towards Bob then leans forward. Carol stands up and pushes Bob onto his butt.

CAROL
Twinkies give him gas. It’s not
fair bribing him.

BOB
Bribing! What about you, Carol?
Wearing that little tank top and
those oh so tight running shorts.

CAROL
He’s a dog, Bob.

BOB
But he’s a male dog, Carol.

She closes her eyes and shakes her head.

What do you think?

P.S. All formatting lost when put into the boards.

[This message has been edited by Jim Anthony (edited 10-20-2000).]